Heart of Dorkness Bane Fourteen - Panic

Bane Fourteen - Panic

Bane Fourteen - Panic

Es! I whispered really, really loud as I barged into the library. Felix was behind , mostly because I had an iron grip on her hand and had been pulling her along after ever since we left the restaurant that afternoon.

This was an ergency.

I saw a bushy head of hair pop up behind a stack of books at one desk and beelined over to it. There was only one person that could be, and I desperately needed her right then.

Valeria? she asked as we ca closer. She glanced at Felix, then at our hands, then right back to my eyes. Whats going on?

I stopped, then realised that I was out of breath, so I took a mont to gulp down so fresh library air before answering.

Felix and I were on a date, I said.

Ess mouth opened, then closed. She glanced between us while her hair fritzed itself, and then a whole bunch of emotions played out across her face in seconds. Confusion, anger, fear... sothing that might have been envy. Thats nice, she said.

Es must have been hard at work practising with different emotional magics for so many emotions to be near the surface.

I shook my head and set that aside. No, you dont understand.

I dont? she asked.

Mom sent us to Santafaria to get a bunch of things, but its only when I got there that I realized that the things we were getting were all date stuff. Look! I finally let go of Felixs hand--probably for the best, my hand was getting sweaty--then pulled out the letter mom had given with the list of things to buy. Look at all of these things. Thats for a date.

Es looked over the list, initially frowning, but she started to nod halfway through. Youre right. These are all romantic things. Did you get all of them?

Of course we did, I said. I wouldnt want mom to know Im onto her.

It was fun! Felix added.

That too. It had been fun to go around and shop with Felix. Though once I figured out the real reason we were there, it painted everything in a new light.

Es humd, then lowered the letter. What do we do about this?

I blinked.

You didnt think that far ahead? Es guessed.

Well, I was a bit busy with the whole realisation. I didnt have ti to think. I crossed my arms. Besides, we dont know when this date is planned for.

It cant be too long from now, Es said. Sempers here right now.

What?! I asked at slightly-louder-than-library-appropriate levels. When did she get here?

Es glanced at the clock mounted on one wall. Maybe two hours ago? I talked to her a little bit. She, ah, hinted at so things.

What sorts of things? I asked.

Es pushed my face back with a finger against my forehead. I had maybe gotten a little close. Nothing romantic. She said that if I wanted to beco a proper Archivist, then I still had a lot of work to do. She gave so books to study. Es gestured at the table. Like these. A lot of them are about necromancy. Its weird.

Necromancy? Felix asked. Thats like... kissing people in the neck?

Es and I stared at her. No, we said.

Felix shrugged. How are you supposed to romance soones neck? Why would you even do that? Is this another butt or bust thing?

A what? I asked.

I have good ears, I heard a lot of guys talking at taverns and such, Felix said, which explained nothing.

Necromancy is the art of summoning the undead, or creating undead. Like skeletons or zombies, Es explained.

Felix looked even more confused. What does that have to do with romancing necks?

Its... no Felix, thats not what the word ans, Es said. She pushed back and away from her desk. This is going nowhere. Were just speculating aimlessly right now.

Youre probably right, I said. But if mom didnt send us to check things out for a date, then what was all that for? She said we needed things for food, but barely anything on the list is edible.

I dont know, Es said. Maybe we can ask?

Ask mom about her romantic intentions about Semper? I asked. Okay. But you ask.

What? Why ? Youre her daughter.

Felix glanced between the two of us, then shrugged. Ill ask, she said.

Es and I both whipped around to face her. Youd ask mom?

Yeah.

About her dating Semper? I asked, just to be sure.

Felix shrugged. Why not? Your moms nice. I think she likes . She was smiling at the other day, and she gave extra food too and said I was a good friend for you. So yeah, I dont think shed mind asking.

I worked my jaw. No. We dont need to ask, I said. I think moms made it pretty obvious and... well, I dont disapprove. Sempers nice, and I guess I wouldnt mind having a second mom.

Semper would beco your second mom? Es asked. Oh, now Im a little envious.

Eh, with the way we live here, shed practically be your mother in law, Felix said.

That would only work if I married Valeria, Es said. She narrowed her eyes. Okay, well, whatever. So youre not going to do anything about this and I can go back to studying?

What? Of course I wont do nothing. Im a dutiful daughter. If mom and Semper will be dating, then Ill do the best I can to make sure their dates the best ever.

You dont even know when their dates happening, Es said.

I frowned. She wasnt wrong. Fine! Lets go find out, then! I said. With that, I stomped--quietly--out of the library. My friends jogged after , keeping up as I left the room. If Semper was in the castle, then shed probably be upstairs and in the guest wing she usually used. Unless she was with mom already.

If she was, then Id just make up a story. Maybe tell mom that I got everything she asked for and that I was ho and that she didnt need to send dragons out to fetch .

We got lucky. Semper was walking along one of the big corridors upstairs, not too far from the wing I thought she might be in. There were a few bags hovering in the air behind her, held in place atop disks of dark magic.

Aunt Semper! I called out.

Semper paused, hands folding before her regally before a small smile broke out on her lips. She was always a little less stiff than mom when it ca to expressing herself. Maybe thats part of what made mom like her? I dont know if I liked my friends because they were different from . I just liked them because... well, I hadnt thought about it much. Hello, Valeria. Ah, and Es and Felix too, I see.

I nodded. Yeah, I had a question for you, but, ah, I guess it would be rude to skip straight to that?

Im a librarian. It would be remiss of to discourage people from asking questions.

I nodded, then nodded so more while I tried to think of what to ask, exactly. I didnt want to just co out and say it, that was way too crass, and mom would give a look if I was too improper.

Its a question about, ah, dating, I said.

Dating? Semper repeated. Interesting. A subject that Id been researching myself, lately.

Oh, I said. I focused on my emotion to make sure my cheeks didnt warm any. Well, yes. I was wondering if you knew, uh, what makes a good one. A date, I an. I looked back to my friends for support. Mostly Es. I dont think Felix would care much for dates, unless it was the edible sort. Es gave a subtle thumbs-up.

What makes a good date? Semper repeated. Well, I suppose the results are the most important thing. As long as the experience was enjoyable for everyone, then the date was a success.

Oh, I said. That was a bit more vague than I had hoped for. Have you been on a lot of dates? I asked.

Thats... ah, a little private, I'm afraid, she said. That was a no.

Then I had a flash. A brilliant plan that hit my like one of Ess bolts.

Would you show us one? I asked.

Pardon?

and... uh, Es? Yeah. Could you show us what a good date looks like. For science. Maybe with mom.

Like... a double date? Semper asked. Her eyes were twinkling. It was a bit scary, actually. How much magic was she holding back for that effect to exist.

Sure, I said, a bit nervous. Maybe this wasnt a genius plan. You go with mom, and Ill go with Es. I grinned. Itll be fun, right?

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