"Okay, ladies! We're already behind schedule for the slumber party." Tricksie yelled.
"But before continuing, can we agree we want Leon to bathe with us next ti?
We can't discuss it around him, so we must reach a consensus now."
Everyone quieted down and whispered to each other.
"Didn't we already do that?" Kazz asked in confusion.
"Keyword consensus." Tricksie clarified while looking at Zora and Zena.
"What are you looking at us?" Zena asked coldly, "The argunt that he's necessary to protect us is insulting. But we'd never stoop so low as to complain about his actions."
The haremites looked at them in confusion.
"You people are remarkably delusional." Zora scoffed in disbelief, "This is his bathhouse; my sister and I follow him because we want to use it. Setting up guidelines for him using it is repulsive."
"If you don't want to bathe with him, leave when he shows up or co later." Zena followed, "He saved your lives, yet you're treating him like he's demanding your body for rent. Leave us out of this backward farce."
The bathhouse fell silent and awkward.
"In a satisfying stroke of irony, those two have the most common sense here." Lindy laughed in disbelief, making the ardent Leon supporters chuckle.
"Leon's already establishing bath hours for people that want more privacy." Caitlyn clapped.
"So if you're a trauma victim, you can bathe during those hours as he intended.
For everyone else, we've agreed Leon makes us safer, has a phobia preventing him from being creepy, doesn't care about you or your body, won't force us to bathe with him, is good-looking and charming, saved your lives, and owns this place.
Does anyone have an offensive reason for him not joining us?"
"When you put it all on the table, I'd feel like a bitch for sayin' yes." Kaze laughed.
Caitlyn nodded and looked at the won. Everyone shook their heads, most with wry smiles and sha-filled eyes.
The blonde looked at Minx with narrowed eyes. "You've been silent."
The cat woman averted her gaze. "I don't have a problem with it. So don't call out."
"Annnnnnnnd with that we've established that Leon's welco to bathe with us, and Minx wants him to be here." Lindy laughed with a malicious smile. She didn't like the cat woman shalessly encroaching on her territory. "eting adjourned!"
All the won reluctantly got out of the hot spring. Many felt they could stay there for hours and still not be satisfied. It was heavenly.
Caitlyn was the first to get dressed; she led Leon's haremites and took her role obsessively.
Leading them from the bathroom, she brought them back to the park, where Leon waited for everyone on his interface. There was sothing he had to prepare for.
The gods gave Leon options for the slumber party as part of the gift for the Paradise Road Event. Now that he indicated he was holding the slumber party, he got them.
They all left him conflicted, so he reviewed his conversation with the Harem God he got right before the Sanctuary Event, seeking guidance.
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"Leeeeeeeooooon!
You are GOLD. Literal gold, little brother! I have won enough money from betting on you during this event to pay back a millennium's worth of gambling debts. And guess what? Guess what!? I'm not paying them!
I've avoided debt collectors for millennia, so why would I stop here? Hah! If I paid them now, I'd be poor. Why would I do that when I'm RICH!? Hahaha!
Uggggghhhh. I'm rich enough to afford Zeus' booze and let tell you—worst decision ever. I could only sleep with eighteen won tonight—one round each—before tapping out.
I haven't known such humiliation for centuries, little brother. But guess what, little brother? I'm RICH! Hahaha!
Anywhoooooo, I just wanted to say you're doing a stellar job. You're faking my virtues, but you're faking them like a champ! A champ, I tell you, a champ!
You should know that It's not believable. Everyone at the God's Association also knows you're pretending, but guess what, little brother? They don't care! No one does, hah!
Everyone's way too entertained! I an, hearing you say that you're a man of culture is GOLD! Hahaha!
But don't worry. I won't tell anyone you researched cringe-worthy web novels to learn about harem culture while Caitlyn was sleeping to figure out what to say. That's our secret!
So, yeah. Just keep… doing whatever you're doing. I enjoy being RICH! So help out, and I'll continue to make it rain!
I gotta go. Make sure to lose your virginity to that blonde sooner rather than later. Apocalypse? Trying to survive? Priorities? EXCUSES! There is absolutely NOTHING more important!
The gods are making a sketchy event for you now. So make sure do proud, little brother.
Your despicably rich and honorably drunk patron,
Alcibiades
Harem God | Contact: | Ladies only; debt collectors will be reported for spam.
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Leon sighed after rereading through the ssages from the reigning Harem God.
His advice led him to push past his phobia and use an exceedingly pointless sketchy airlift service for the Sanctuary event instead of having Caitlyn slaughter all the n to keep the won alive.
It also inspired him to hold an Apocalypse Party the first night instead of giving a rational speech on the benefits of establishing a city.
Those two actions earned him three hundred won.
It also influenced his decision not to attack the n before they attacked the won, earning him another two hundred.
As irrational as those actions felt, he started believing in harem culture for its practicality. It was remarkably effective.
So he looked down at the options with a wry smile.
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Slumber Party Options
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1. Cuddle Puddle
The won will feel synesthesia from positive emotions and feel more sensitive to touch. As a result, they'll enjoy laying next to each other.
It will be a heavenly bonding experience that will leave relationships stronger and improve cooperation.
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2. Entertainnt Night
The gods will use their power to create the most entertaining set of events possible, including a godly play that everyone will enjoy and rember.
It is legendary entertainnt that your "haremites" will never forget.
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3. Sexy Pillow Fight
A massive bed with a barrier will materialize in your chosen location. The gods will hold three events, each appealing to different types of won.
Each event will yield rewards from the gods, allowing all participants a chance at god gifts of their general desires.
It is also a special event. Thus all won can receive gifts, regardless of their winning.
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Would you like to make a decision? [Yes/No/Later].
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Leon closed his eyes. He found the first to have the most value, the second to be the only one agreeable, and the third excessively shaless.
In short, he should choose the third one.
"It's been working like magic so far." Leon sighed while choosing [yes] and then choosing the third option.
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[A/N: Sleep feels so good. Keep posted. The sexy pillow fight tournant starts later today. ;)]
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