As November arrived, the temperature in Jinling dropped significantly. Autumn leaves fell, and the once abundant sea of pale thighs gradually withered away, becoming a rare sight.
With [Refreshed and Renewed] and [Superhero's Strong Body], Jiang Linyuan felt he was already starting to evolve into a non-human creature.
He felt that with a few more skills, he might not be unable to shake his flower hands and mimic a helicopter to ascend.
Prison Big Bro, bestow your power upon !
Jiang Linyuan himself was carefree and unburdened, but the Thief Saint had beco uncharacteristically despondent.
After being tactfully rejected by Jiang Linyuan that day, Yu Songsong had fallen into a mild depression, rarely initiating contact with him and even avoiding him when they crossed paths.
You ask why Jiang Linyuan refused?
I rely helped you when you were most alone and helpless, and you say you want to suck my...?
Hmm! Is that fair?
The reward is in my hands, you've beco independent and self-reliant, you're good, I'm good.
Thief Saint, I don't owe you anything!
Speaking of Yu Songsong, one must ntion Yu Songsong's brother who brought his girlfriend to Jinling for a trip.
The two quarreled during their travels and parted on bad terms.
Filled with resentnt, Yu Songsong's brother checked into a hotel, accidentally picked up a card, and thus embarked on a path of no return, dialing the number to summon a paper doll.
This opened Yu Songsong's brother's eyes to a whole new world, though the eye-opening wasn't exactly in front.
Sad news, Yu Songsong's brother solicited a prostitute, encountered a male girl, and ended up getting topped instead.
In this era of intense internal competition, even the cunning tops are starting to compete fiercely. How touching!
The rest of Yu Songsong's brother's story is simple.
Love you, mom, see you at the police station.
Yu Songsong's mother had rushed off to deal with this matter at the ti.
Naturally, she also had no ti to co find Yu Songsong to receive a punch to the face.
When Jiang Linyuan learned about this from Su Muzhi, it felt like listening to a piece of wild history about three families and Lü Bu.
So wild it was nothing but shit.
Saturday, Xiao Su requested an audience. Jiang Linyuan was greatly pleased and granted it.
Inside the milk tea shop.
"Xiao Su, I'm in a very good mood today. I'll allow you to treat
to milk tea."
No longer needing to worry about Yu Songsong's affairs, Jiang Linyuan was filled with delight.
Seeing him like this, Su Muzhi raised an eyebrow slightly:
"Did you get together with Yu Songsong?"
"Spreading yellow rumors, is it?"
Jiang Linyuan tapped the table discontentedly:
"Don't joke about a boy's innocence!"
"Innocence, huh~"
Su Muzhi said with a slight smile:
"Is Jiang-classmate completely innocent with every girl? Including Shen Wanyu?"
"Beg , and I'll tell you, Xiao Su."
Jiang Linyuan revealed a look of fearless confidence and said calmly.
Su Muzhi naturally wouldn't comply. She smiled slightly:
"No need. With Jiang-classmate saying that, I already know the answer."
What do you know?
Jiang Linyuan rolled his eyes:
"Xiao Su, we have zero rapport. I was just ssing with you, and you're seriously interpreting it like that?"
"Hehe."
Su Muzhi's smile was sweet:
"I was just ssing with Jiang-classmate too."
Soone's getting agitated. I won't say who.
Ah! So annoying! How is this Cringe Woman so much like !
Thinking about how his various trains of thought always coincided strangely with Su Muzhi's, Jiang Linyuan felt a rare sense of annoyance.
Is this the rapport between a cringe man and a cringe woman?
"Xiao Su, has anyone ever told you that you're actually quite annoying? A cringe woman who amuses herself at others' expense every day."
"Hehe."
Su Muzhi laughed:
"The sa words, returned to Jiang-classmate. An average confidence man who amuses himself at others' expense every day."
Aren't you just describing yourself?
Jiang Linyuan couldn't stand this jokester. He must post about her on Tieba!
As for whether Su Muzhi would post about him on Little X Book, hehe.
Backed by Sun Bar, I absolutely will not lose. Oh wait, no! Wc! Who let the Chengdu people in? Don't fuck , bro!
"I'm not as narrow-minded as soone. This ti, however, I forgive you for insulting , Xiao Su."
Jiang Linyuan waved his hand grandly, appearing not to take it to heart.
"Yes, Jiang-classmate does prefer people with broad-mindedness, for example, classmate Songsong?"
Su Muzhi said with a smile:
"You're just leaving her hanging like that?"
"What do you an 'leaving her hanging'? I already refused."
Jiang Linyuan said.
Refused?
Hearing this, Su Muzhi just chuckled.
For an anthropomorphic creature like Jiang Linyuan, he needs to be taught a good lesson.
You think the girl is just despondent? It's entirely possible she's secretly plotting sothing.
Is Yu Songsong's personality the type to give up after a rejected confession?
She used to have so inferiority complex due to her Family Of Origin, but you even solved that for her, hehe.
She can even throw heavy punches at her own mother. Why wouldn't she do the sa to you?
Jiang Linyuan, I'm looking forward to that day. When it cos, what will you do then?
Thinking this, Su Muzhi's face unconsciously revealed a smile again.
Seeing her like this, Jiang Linyuan pointed at her and said:
"You're fantasizing about , aren't you! Xiao Su."
"Why doesn't Jiang-classmate take a guess?"
Su Muzhi asked, a brilliant smile on her face.
Jiang Linyuan let out a long sigh:
"Xiao Su, take care of your health. Girls might have no cooldown, but a no-cast chanting water Mage like you still needs to be careful."
"Hehe."
Su Muzhi was already becoming immune to Jiang Linyuan's kind of cringe quotes.
"My mom ca to Jinling."
"Xiao Su, we have zero rapport. I was just ssing with you, and you're seriously interpreting it like that?"
Jiang Linyuan was stunned. Auntie Shaqima is here?
The thought of Auntie Shaqima coming to visit him made him unable to resist humming lightly.
River Rat Scum, dare to co invade? I'll definitely make her return in utter defeat!
"What's the situation."
Jiang Linyuan asked directly.
Xiao Su had given him a house and helped so much. Helping her deal with her mom wasn't too difficult a task.
"Hmm, she's arguing with my dad."
Su Muzhi said casually:
"More accurately, it's my dad getting scolded alone."
Vice Principal, aren't you the Dragon King Son-in-Law? Hurry up and smile!
"The Vice Principal has it tough."
Jiang Linyuan said with a look of emotion.
Su Muzhi said:
Is this the rapport between a cringe man and a cringe woman?
?
No way, Vice Principal, you're a god-tier person too.
Seeing his reaction, Su Muzhi chuckled happily:
"Although my dad is a son-in-law, he actually has a very good relationship with my mom. They're childhood sweethearts, the kind who grew up playing together since they were little."
I see. A cultivated masochist?
Auntie Shaqima, you're terrifying.
But Xiao Su's words were even stranger. If the two were childhood sweethearts, why would their attitudes towards Xiao Su be so different?
"Xiao Su..."
Jiang Linyuan's expression turned grave:
"Tell , is it possible... your mom isn't your Biological Mom?"
Su Muzhi: ...
"I'm their biological child, that's beyond doubt."
Su Muzhi said with a beaming smile, but then seed to rember sothing and smiled:
"Jiang-classmate, instead of talking about , maybe you should think about whether you're your own mom's biological child?"
?
Xiao Su, your attack power is this strong? You dare to sabotage my family! Saying I have no mom!
Jiang Linyuan was furious and was about to speak when Su Muzhi cut him off first:
"When my mom was investigating your family background, Jiang-classmate, she discovered sothing very interesting."
"At least one of you and your sister was adopted."
Huh? What kind of outrageous family drama plot is this?
My mom might not be my mom?
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