After Jiang Linyuan said those words, Lin Yilin stood frozen in place, looking as if her worldview had collapsed, and she asked uneasily in a small voice:
"Are you... a synthetic human pretending to be senior?"
This Little Yilin is getting abstract too! The answer I racked my brains for only earned such a flippant remark!
"Let
show you whether I'm a synthetic human or not!"
Jiang Linyuan was furious and pinched Lin Yilin's hand.
Buddy, your hand is so small and slls so nice.
Lin Yilin felt the warm touch on her palm, her face flushed red, but she didn't struggle. Her eyebrows arched, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously lifted:
"Lying senior."
Sotis, a girl's question doesn't necessarily need a verbal answer; taking direct action works much better.
What if you get accused of molestation?
Love you, child of the ta, see you in court.
Looking at Lin Yilin beside him, Jiang Linyuan spoke again:
"Little Yilin, you still have that girl's WeChat you added the other day, right? This senior needs to use it."
Life is just ups and downs and downs and downs and downs.
Upon hearing this, all the happy feelings in Lin Yilin's heart vanished. She glared fiercely at Jiang Linyuan like a tigress:
"What does this perverted senior want to do!"
"Ask her to help
'cut' one item on Pinduoduo."
"I can do it too!"
What can you do? Cut ?
Lin Yilin imdiately took out her phone, tapped it a few tis with a pout:
"Senior, send
the link now."
"Little Yilin, one person can't gather enough people."
Jiang Linyuan said with a troubled expression.
One cut on Pinduoduo, cuts right into the heart.
Even if you die and go to God, He'd say, "Invite one more person to heaven."
"It's fine, I'll help senior forward it!"
"Ah, the thing I want to buy is a bit... unspeakable."
Hearing this, Lin Yilin's eyes darted around. She seed to think of sothing, her face blushing red.
Such a little pervert!
"I... I don't have to look."
She stamred as she spoke.
"Little Yilin, can you leave so privacy for your senior?"
"Then... then how can you just casually ask that girl!"
Lin Yilin's eyebrows shot up as she muttered discontentedly.
"It's fine, I'll block her right after sending it. Please, good junior."
Jiang Linyuan grinned and leaned in closer to Lin Yilin.
"Little Yilin is the best, help your senior out, okay?"
Where could a little chuuni withstand such a test? Jiang Linyuan was pressed very close to her. She felt herself getting a bit warm, and sowhat addicted.
She just felt her head spinning, her face unbearably red, not daring to look at him. She turned her head away, waving her hands and hurriedly shouting:
"Fine! Fine! Here you go! Now get away!"
"Thank you, Little Yilin!"
Having gotten his answer, Jiang Linyuan happily smiled and took a step back.
Lin Yilin didn't continue to reply. Not daring to look at him, she buried her head and stomped forward with heavy steps.
Wah wah wah wah!
Why get so close! Are you trying to kill ! This dog senior! This bad senior!!
She was so angry she could grind her silver teeth to dust, occasionally glancing back to glare at Jiang Linyuan, occasionally stomping her feet.
But...
Lin Yilin stole another glance at Jiang Linyuan, found him grinning as he looked at her, glared and shot him a sharp look, then turned her head away again. Her heart pounded wildly in her chest, her eyes curving into crescents.
Yet, she couldn't bring herself to hate him.
So cunning. Isn't this making it completely impossible to escape?
She pressed a hand over her heart, trying hard to calm the restless pounding.
This ti wasn't too late. People were coming and going, traffic flowed, the evening breeze brushed past their shoulders, very cool.
"Senior..."
Lin Yilin suddenly stopped walking and turned back to look at Jiang Linyuan:
"If you don't like Yu Songsong... tell
early, okay?"
"Mmm, didn't I say I still like her?"
"A lying senior's words can't be trusted..."
Lin Yilin stomped on Jiang Linyuan's foot.
She understood clearly that the net nad friendship between her and senior had already begun to weave other silken threads. Unconsciously, bit by bit, it was expanding and devouring.
...
Still escorting Little Yilin to the foot of her dorm building, she reluctantly pushed the WeChat of the girl from that day at the hot pot restaurant to Jiang Linyuan.
"Rember to delete it."
"Little Yilin is welco to check on
anyti!"
"Go die!"
Lin Yilin punched Jiang Linyuan's chest once, and the two said goodbye.
Back in his dorm room, Jiang Linyuan looked at the newly acquired WeChat and ssaged directly:
"Are you Zhou Yulan's friend? I'm the guy from the hot pot restaurant the other day. I have so things I want to ask her."
On the other side.
The girls' dormitory.
"Hey, that handso guy from the other day added !"
A girl looked at her phone and exclaid.
"Which handso guy?"
"He's not a salesman, is he?"
The other roommates looked at her curiously and asked.
Zhou Yulan, however, rembered. She ca to the girl's side and asked:
"Yu Songsong's boyfriend?"
The girl was excited, as if two bull horns had sprouted from her head:
"That's the handso guy!"
"But, he seems to be looking for you, Yulan."
Hearing this, Zhou Yulan recalled Jiang Linyuan's handso face and suppressed her soaring heart:
"Looking for ? Interesting."
Seeing her expression, the girl was sowhat displeased.
"Best friends must guard the honey path! I saw him first!"
"What if the honey path wants to open up a bit?"
The other roommates said with a laugh.
The few of them cracked a few more dirty jokes, chatting until their faces were flushed red.
During the conversation, Zhou Yulan recalled the scene from that day when Jiang Linyuan pushed her to the ground, feeling a bit shy:
"When he pushed
away last ti, my heart was pounding non-stop. It felt like falling in love."
"Do you guys think this is the suspension bridge effect?"
A roommate smiled slightly and patted Zhou Yulan's shoulder:
"Yulan, you're just a fucking masochist."
"Ah, stop it! Reply! Reply! Yulan, I'll give you his WeChat."
The girl pushed Jiang Linyuan's WeChat to Zhou Yulan. The four of them stared at one phone screen, chattering noisily.
"Zhou Yulan, right? I want to ask you sothing. Are you familiar with Yu Songsong's family situation?"
Seeing Jiang Linyuan's question, the group lost interest.
"I thought it was going to be a lonely, restless married man drama."
"Boring, let's disperse..."
Seeing them leave, Zhou Yulan felt her pride was wounded:
"What if he's trying to find common ground? We both know Yu Songsong. Starting a conversation like that is perfectly normal!"
The roommates glanced at each other, wanting to see a circus, and egged her on:
"If the married man is being reserved, you be direct! Confess directly. See how he replies!"
"That's right, that's right! Be bold, maybe he'll agree."
"Fine! Watch !"
Zhou Yulan's temper was fiery to begin with. Hearing them talk like this, her head grew hot, and she sent Jiang Linyuan a ssage:
"Are you willing to make your love life more colorful and exciting, handso guy? Strong strong strong jpg"
The few of them stared at the phone. Five minutes passed, and not a single reply ca.
The roommates stifled their laughter.
Zhou Yulan couldn't hold it in anymore and blurted out:
"It's all your fault for stirring things up!"
She then hurriedly tried to salvage the situation, sending ssages:
"Hahaha, it's fine."
"Just joking."
"That was my roommate grabbing my phone and sending that randomly."
"He's not asleep already, is he? Hahaha, resting quite early, huh."
"Good night, I'm going to sleep."
Jiang Linyuan looked at the ssages Zhou Yulan sent and truly couldn't hold back anymore.
A fortune teller once told him he was fated for fortune, but damn, he didn't say it was for madness!
This Zhou Yulan is too dedicated to her job, not forgetting her clown duties even this late at night.
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