The study sharing session was scheduled for next week, so Jiang Linyuan and Yu Songsong had plenty of ti to prepare.
Every day, Jiang Linyuan would use the excuse of going over their draft to chat with Yu Songsong.
It was fine when they weren't that close, but once he got to know her better, Jiang Linyuan realized the "Yu Yu" prefix in the "Yu Yu Thief Saint" was well-deserved.
She was practically a walking, talking bundle of gloom and misery, dumping her emotional garbage on Jiang Linyuan every single day.
One mont it was, "I asked my roommates to help
pick up a package, and they pretended not to see it. That's just too much."
The next mont it was, "I skipped one class, and my roommates reported ."
She went on and on, forcing Jiang Linyuan to watch episode after episode of her personal palace drama soap opera.
If he wasn't careful, he'd be greeted by 99
unread ssages.
Even a toilet flushing has a cooldown tir!
"Junior, have you ever thought about changing dormitories?"
Jiang Linyuan couldn't take it anymore and suggested directly.
"No way! Why should I swallow my anger after suffering? I want them to suffer too! I want them to leave!"
Are you raising gu insects in your dorm or what?
Yu Songsong was clearly carried away by her emotions and blurted out her true thoughts.
Only after saying it did she belatedly realize her slip and quickly changed the subject:
"Senior, are you free this Saturday? I signed up for a volunteer event. Do you want to co along?"
Jiang Linyuan naturally didn't refuse and answered directly:
"Sure, what kind of event? Send
the link, junior, and I'll sign up too."
"It's helping out at a hospital, giving people directions, teaching them how to use the self-service registration machines, stuff like that."
As she spoke, Yu Songsong sent an event link.
Oh.
This Thief Saint is quite righteous and compassionate.
Truly befitting soone with a broad mind and heart.
Jiang Linyuan signed up directly and also forwarded the event link to Lin Yilin and Su Muzhi.
"Little Yilin, senior will take you on a hospital date this Saturday. There's academic credit involved."
"Little Su, co provide an escort."
Both replied very quickly.
"What kind of date! It's a volunteer event, just call it a volunteer event!"
"Hmm? Classmate Jiang wants to go with
for a pre-pregnancy checkup?"
Sigh, the difference between a normal person and a Cringe Woman is obvious at a glance.
Little Yilin is good! Su Muzhi is bad!
Jiang Linyuan replied to Lin Yilin first:
"Then I'll take Little Yilin to enjoy so alone ti after the volunteer event ends."
Then he replied to Su Muzhi:
"Taking you to the psychiatry departnt."
Lin Yilin sent over a frantic kitten .
Su Muzhi replied:
"Good, planning to sneak off alone to donate sperm?"
For fuck's sake.
Jiang Linyuan saw Su Muzhi's reply and couldn't hold it in anymore.
Cringe Woman!
"Even if I donated, it wouldn't be used on you."
"Heh, I'll be there, just in case Classmate Jiang has difficulty producing that sticky stuff."
Jiang Linyuan didn't want to talk to this Cringe Woman anymore.
Switching to the Binary Little Sister front.
"Little Yilin, reply with '1' if you agree, reply with 'Senior, I love you' if you disagree."
"11111."
Lin Yilin rapidly typed a string of 1s.
Seeing both of them happily agree, Jiang Linyuan was very satisfied.
With these two 'sleeping dragons and phoenixes' by his side, how could he worry about not getting his hands on the reward?
...
Saturday, at the hospital.
Jiang Linyuan was wearing a volunteer vest, clad in a red robe.
"Senior, thank you for coming!"
Yu Songsong saw Jiang Linyuan and hopped over with a smile.
Actually, she walked over, but it just gave the visual impression of hopping.
Even the little red vest couldn't suppress her formidable assets. Truly terrifying.
"Senior, tha~nk~ you~ for com~ing~."
At that mont, a voice dripping with sarcasm sounded next to Jiang Linyuan's ear.
The voice wasn't loud, but it sounded sour.
Glancing sideways, Binary Little Sister's little mouth corners were slightly downturned, her little eyebrows raised, looking at Jiang Linyuan out of the corner of her eye.
The rain had stopped, the sky had cleared, and Little Yilin felt she was back on top.
Jiang Linyuan didn't waste words and directly pinched her hand.
Lin Yilin imdiately stiffened, her little face turning red.
Binary Little Sister model, sunk!
Yu Songsong didn't see their little exchange, but Zhang Juntang beside Lin Yilin saw it clearly.
She lifted her gaze, glanced at Lin Yilin, then looked at Jiang Linyuan, pretending she hadn't seen anything.
"I'm not playing with senior anymore! Juntang, let's go, we're leaving!"
Lin Yilin snapped back to her senses, feeling her face burning hot.
Before, the hand-pinching was mostly when they were alone. But now there were so many people! What if soone saw!
Zhang Juntang didn't say much and slipped away following Lin Yilin.
Jiang Linyuan planned to find Little Yilin to play with later.
He looked around and noticed Su Muzhi wasn't among the volunteers.
How dare she stand
up! This Scumbag Woman!
But he didn't dwell on it. Ultimately, whether she ca or not was her own choice.
The volunteer tasks had been assigned early on.
Jiang Linyuan and Yu Songsong were responsible for one floor, each with their own designated area.
"Senior, um, my stomach hurts a bit. Could you cover for
for a while?"
As soon as they went upstairs, Yu Songsong looked sowhat embarrassed at Jiang Linyuan and said.
Jiang Linyuan looked at her.
Do you take
for Little Classmate Zhao? Can't I tell if your stomachache is real or fake?
You just want to slack off, don't you!
And here I thought you actually had a kind heart!
"Sorry, no can do, junior. Senior can't be in two places at once."
Jiang Linyuan refused directly.
Seeing his expression, Yu Songsong probably guessed her little sche had been seen through. Feeling awkward, she didn't say anything more.
The rest of the walk was silent.
When they reached their work area, the two separated.
Jiang Linyuan then got to work on his volunteer duties.
Not long after, a familiar voice sounded:
"Excuse , where is the Obstetrics and Gynecology departnt?"
Jiang Linyuan turned around and sighed:
"I don't know about Obstetrics and Gynecology, but do you want to go to the ICU?"
A person who was also about to ask for directions froze, feeling a bit scared.
The red on that volunteer's vest... hopefully it's not bloodstains.
"Haha, Classmate Jiang, you scared her."
Su Muzhi covered her mouth with a light laugh, looking at the stunned female passerby:
"He and I know each other."
"Oh, oh, oh."
So it's just a little couple's spat.
The female passerby breathed a sigh of relief.
But Su Muzhi's next sentence made her freeze again:
"Classmate Jiang, my child and I don't deserve this, do we? Why be so cruel to us? How can you bear to be a man who abandons his wife and child?"
Chi... child!?
The female passerby was stunned. Su Muzhi looked to be only in her early twenties.
Then she looked at Jiang Linyuan.
Hmm, he does look rather untrustworthy, the type who plays around.
I'm part of the 'flowers and grass', I'll look a few more tis.
"What abandoning wife and child!?"
The corner of Jiang Linyuan's mouth twitched.
"If you abandon , doesn't that an you're abandoning your future wife? And abandoning your future wife naturally ans giving up on your future child."
Su Muzhi said softly, delivering another classic Cringe quote.
Hearing this, the female passerby really couldn't hold it in anymore.
This little couple... they sure have their quirks.
Jiang Linyuan looked at Su Muzhi and said:
"There's a difference between fantasy and hallucination, Little Su. Rember to take your dicine on ti."
"I don't like taking dicine. Can't you just pull out?"
"Then get an IUD."
???
Hey, you two, rein it in a bit! Are you using
as a condom or sothing!
The passerby couldn't take it anymore and interrupted their conversation to start asking for directions.
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