Yu Songsong and the victim-suspect junior went to a corner, where the two of them began going over the script, doing a dry run.
Jiang Linyuan observed them covertly, terrified that the next second Yu Songsong would unleash a thunderbolt out of a clear sky and haul that junior away to be turned into nourishnt.
Lin Yilin was absent-minded, secretly watching Jiang Linyuan.
Jiang Linyuan glanced back at Lin Yilin.
She hurriedly turned her head back, faced her computer, and started typing randomly with a clatter, pretending to be hard at work.
This little Yilin! Her disguise technique for slacking off at work is just too terrible!
Jiang Linyuan sighed.
After a while, Lin Yilin secretly peeked her little face out again, only to find Jiang Linyuan hadn't looked away.
Their eyes t, creating a bit of awkwardness.
"Little Yilin, if you have sothing to say, say it. Stop eye-fucking your senior here."
Jiang Linyuan said bluntly.
"That's not eye-fucking!"
Lin Yilin retorted stubbornly at first, then said sowhat hesitantly:
"Senior, is it because of
that you're not going to be the host?"
Huh? When did you beco so cringe too?
Has Su Muzhi possessed you?
Jiang Linyuan gave her a surprised and doubtful look and said earnestly:
"Little Yilin, that statent is a bit average confidence. Promise , don't beco a middle-aged greasy woman, okay?"
"What middle-aged greasy woman?!"
Lin Yilin got annoyed, her little foot kicking Jiang Linyuan restlessly, fuming:
"Go chase after your Yu Songsong, I'll handle the work here."
"Little Yilin, you might just be the woman who could beco my mother."
"You... you're gonna die! What... what nonsense are you spouting!"
The Binary Little Sister was once again flustered, her face red as she pushed Jiang Linyuan, shouting:
"Go away, go away!"
After forcibly driving Jiang Linyuan away, Lin Yilin stared blankly at the computer screen in front of her.
Finally, so peace and quiet.
She patted her own face, forcing herself not to look towards Jiang Linyuan's direction.
But her gaze still drifted over involuntarily.
He really went over.
She pulled her gaze back again, looked at the computer, and slowly worked on the PowerPoint.
Isn't it a bit too quiet again?
She thought.
...
"Xiao Su, have you managed to swindle or trick your way into getting Yu Songsong's Little X Book posting history?"
Jiang Linyuan ssaged Su Muzhi while walking towards Yu Songsong.
"Jiang-classmate, don't use your gutter-level tactics to guess how others operate."
Su Muzhi replied quickly.
"What gutter-level! I, Jiang Linyuan, have always acted with honor and integrity in all my endeavors!"
Jiang Linyuan typed back righteously.
"Then show
your browser history."
Su Muzhi replied.
This damn cringe woman wants to freeload my resources, huh? Dream on!
"Send
fifty, I'll let you watch together tomorrow."
"Okay, okay."
Su Muzhi very generously sent a red envelope over.
Jiang Linyuan didn't dare accept it.
This is borderline pornographic!
"Let's talk business, stop ssing around."
"Mhm, don't worry, Yu Songsong is quite normal, not the type of person you think."
Jiang Linyuan was sowhat suspicious; was this Su Muzhi deceiving the emperor?
"Don't doubt , I'll push her account to you, see for yourself."
Soon after, Jiang Linyuan searched and found Yu Songsong's account.
He quickly browsed through it.
Good news: not an alchemist.
Bad news: damn, it's depression.
On her hopage, she had posted a large batch of copywriting lanting the high-pressure life of senior year.
"My study pressure has been huge lately, and the reputation of being grade first makes it even harder to breathe."
"To et the school's expectations, did I really do wrong by cheating on exams to get first place?"
"Without the halo of being grade first, I suffered cold violence from classmates and teachers."
"Chinese-style education, you've won, I'm depressed, are you satisfied now?"
The latest post title was "Because of my depression, my roommate and I had a huge conflict."
Reading through them all, Jiang Linyuan wore the expression of an old man, subway, phone.
Damn, this is also a legendary character.
According to Yu Songsong's posting history, her grades in senior year were exceptionally outstanding, coming first in every exam.
But she was caught cheating by a teacher during one exam, and from then on, her grades plumted.
What's rather hard to bear is that in the report cards Yu Songsong attached, the subjects with the biggest drop in grades were all sciences.
Her liberal arts grades didn't fluctuate much, and she blad the reason on her depression.
So depression is already powerful enough to reverse mathematical formulas and theorems?
To be honest, Jiang Linyuan felt Yu Songsong's previous grade first place was probably obtained by cheating.
She just got caught once, which drew attention, and naturally, her true colors were revealed.
One invigilation ruined my dream of being grade first.
We'll et at the peak!
But it must be said, this Yu Songsong is quite a character.
Cheating so many tis and only slipping up once, if you were in ancient tis, you'd be a Thief Saint too.
This Xingnan University, how co there are so many legendary characters?
Recalling the people he'd co into contact with recently, Jiang Linyuan couldn't help but complain.
Cringe woman Su Muzhi, little crazy woman Zhang Juntang, streetwise sister Zhuang Yan...
Too many to count, simply too many!
There are no normal humans left here.
Ancient universities had many poets; modern universities have simplified that, they have many pieces of shit.
Jiang Linyuan tried hard to digest the information, heaved a long sigh, and looked towards Yu Songsong.
Depressed Thief Saint it is then, still better than an alchemist feminist.
But this look made him lose his composure again.
"This part, it should be you picking up the line."
Yu Songsong looked at the shy boy, saying sowhat discontentedly.
"But... but on the script, this is your line."
The boy said softly.
"Geez, we're just going over the script, why so serious?"
Yu Songsong's brows slowly relaxed as she said with a smile:
"I can't rember this line, you say it when the ti cos, okay?"
The boy was clearly a little virgin, blushing and stamring as he nodded.
"Alright then, let's continue."
Yu Songsong smiled and began reciting lines.
But halfway through, the boy reminded again:
"That's not how it is on the script. If you say it like that, I won't know how to pick up my line."
Yu Songsong sighed; people who are so nitpicky are really annoying.
"You get what I an, isn't that enough? We'll have to go off-script anyway when the ti cos, just be more adaptable."
The boy struggled internally but still didn't speak up, just nodded silently.
Geez, why am I paired with soone like this, so boring and dull.
Yu Songsong felt sowhat helpless. She looked up and saw Jiang Linyuan standing to the side.
She smiled and ran over:
"Senior Jiang, what brings you over here?"
"Just ca to see the grace of our female host."
"Geez, don't ntion it, morizing the script is so hard."
Yu Songsong swayed her body while complaining, her... assets trembling slightly.
Jiang Linyuan kept his gaze straight, smiling and nodding:
"Must be tired from going over the script. Want
to go buy you so water to moisten your throats?"
"Mhm mhm, I'll go with Senior Jiang then, just right for a little break."
Yu Songsong smiled and nodded.
The boy opened his mouth, struggled for a mont, then shouted loudly to Jiang Linyuan:
"I'll go too."
Jiang Linyuan looked at him.
There was a bit of unwillingness in the boy's eyes, mixed with a hint of hostility.
Oh? He has feelings for Yu Songsong and sees
as a love rival?
This junior really doesn't know what's good for him.
Can't seize the mont when the two of them are working on the script together, but gets all anxious and worried when it's ti to relax and take a break.
It's like choosing to grasp the imdiate... in a rather awkward way when faced with the choice between seizing pleasure and seizing the mont.
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