The party was at its peak. So, Ragnarok and Dobby also ca. But when they arrived, they saw Alexander bringing Olivia and Thea so food.
They chuckled seeing such a powerful god being so obedient to his wife. Ragnarok went to Alexander while laughing loudly.
"Bwahahaha... what do we have here? The biggest Simp of Omniverse." Ragnarok mocked.
But, surprisingly, before Alexander could say anything, Olivia defended him.
"Don't say that, Ragnarok. He is the best husband a woman can ever dream of having. For a person so powerful and yet so faithful, that's rarer than anything these days. Besides, you can't be a simp if you are married." She defended Alexander.
Alexander looked funnily at her with teary eyes, "Oh my beautiful wife. You are aweso."
Then he looked at Ragnarok, "Huh, he's just jealous of our eternal love."
Ragnarok shut his mouth and went to find so food to eat. His tactic had backfired. Alexander, on the other hand, fed his granddaughter, Thea.
"Say Aaaaaa..."
"Granpa, I big now," Thea said.
Alexander acted shocked, "B-but... you will always be little Thea for . Co here, let grandpa feed you."
"No, I eat myself." She argued.
Alexander's shoulder fell in defeat and he handed her the plate. "Okay, but eat slowly."
...
"Can you believe it, this guy here, who is acting like a spoiling grandpa, can wipe out the whole multiverse," Beerus complained to Whis.
Whis was eating cake, "Umm... He's not much different from Grand Zeno. They both seem harmless at first but can wipe out your existence."
"Exactly, where do these monsters co from?" Beerus wondered.
"I believe this knowledge is above our pay grade," Whis replied.
"Do we get paid?" Beerus inquired.
"Of course, where do you think you get all your food? It was all used to fill your stomach." Whis revealed.
This was the first ti Beerus had heard this.
"I guess I still had a lot to learn. Anyway, this life ain't that bad either." He muttered.
Away from them, Alexander was talking to Goku and Vegeta. "So, Goku, have you been working and keeping the promise?"
Goku puffed out his chest, "Of course, I was hired by Lord Beerus in his demolition company. It is easy work and a good salary."
Alexander had to agree that Beerus indeed had a good business mind.
Then he turned to Vegeta, "What about you? Have you been good? Are you still having the fits of rage every once in a while?"
Vegeta was honestly a bit scared of Alexander since he found out what level of being he was. He was not carefree like Goku and could not act so casually.
"No, sir, I can control my anger very well now." Vegeta stiffly replied.
"Haha, good good. You are a father now. You need to be a good role model." Alexander patted his shoulder and walked away to Gohan.
Gohan was in his growth spurt phase right now and was growing taller very fast. He was also happier now because now he was not only able to train but also study. His mother was also very happy with him.
"Hello, Gohan. Are you enjoying the library I gave you?" He asked.
"Yes, sir. There are so many amazing books there." Gohan enthusiastically said.
"Call
grandpa, and yes, there are many amazing books. You should focus on developing all parts of your personality. From studies to martial arts. Maybe you can beco the leader of this planet in the future." Alexander advised and left him to enjoy.
After spending a few more hours there, he returned to Phixheim because it was ti to ditate with the Buddha.
...
While all these events were happening, a certain egg hatched from which a pink being ca out.
...
Phixheim,
In another instance, a person ca to visit Alexander after being away for a long ti. Alexander was ditating when this person appeared.
"Yo, my brother, how are you?" Jesus appeared. He didn't even stop after seeing him ditating. In fact, when he saw Buddha, he enthusiastically ca forward.
"Woah, what do we have here? Buddha? I thought you stopped travelling the multiverse." Jesus asked in surprise.
Buddha opened his eyes and gave a greeting with a bow. "I did, but Origin asked
to help Alexander achieve enlightennt."
"Oh, that? Well, Alex, I got sothing for you that can surely bring you enlightennt. Behold, my latest creation. An alcoholic drink that is toxinless but yet gets you into the zone. This stuff is legal even in the heavens." Jesus showed a big bottle.
"You do know that I can not get high. Right?" Alexander asked.
Jesus ca closer and put his arm around Alexander's shoulder, "My brother, this one is special. It can get you drunk and down in a single glass."
That was a big claim there. Beings like Alexander were too strong for any alcohol to work on him.
"Okay, let's see how good your drink is. Show
what you got." Alexander replied and materialised two glasses.
Jesus poured one for himself and one for Alexander.
"Cheers." They clanked the glasses and downed them in one god. After that, Alexander just waited for sothing to happen.
"You said just one glass is enough, right? Nothing is happening." He shrugged the thought of even getting drunk.
"Co on, have so patience," Jesus advised.
So, they waited. Finally, after so ti, Alexander felt sothing.
*BURP*
It was just a small burp. But then he looked at Jesus, "Hey, why are there two of you? Are you tricking
with magic?"
Jesus laughed, "Haha, you, my friend, are now drunk."
"I don't believe it." Alexander denied.
"Okay, get up and walk in a straight line," Jesus suggested. He himself tried to do it. However, he fell down face first.
Alexander also tried and was able to get ahead of Jesus. "Haha, I won."
"Is that so? Then let's have a competition. Whoever can collect the most leaves from the ground in a minute wins." Jesus proposed.
"Challenge accepted." Alexander agreed.
What followed was a funny scene of both of them shouting at each other, stumbling and rolling on the ground and picking up leaves. In the end, Alexander won again.
But Jesus wasn't going to quit. "Okay, the final test. One who grants the most wishes of people wins. Haha, it's going to be hard."
"Sure," Alexander agreed without thinking and opened the gates of his mind. But he soon regretted it as it caused him a big headache due to being drunk.
"NO! I won't quit." He firmly decided. Today, so many miracles were going to take place across the omniverse. Many people's faith in God will be restored. Many people will cry in joy.
"PRAYER ACCEPTED!"
"PRAYER ACCEPTED!"
"WISH GRANTED!"
"DONE!"
Alexander kept on shouting. Jesus was doing the sa. Buddha sitting a distance away just watched over them with a smile.
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