Lin Fan spent a long ti in the restroom until he had completely emptied his bladder, then he shook it off, pulled up his pants, and walked out.
After washing his hands, Lin Fan humd a tune as he walked out!
As soon as he stepped out of the restroom, he heard a sudden burst of chatter!
"Look! That woman over there is hilarious, ordering KFC, that's cracking
up!"
"She looks quite fashionable, wearing Dior, but seems like she's never had KFC before. Bet that Dior outfit is fake!"
"Hey, guys, that cow is pretty, looks like he could use our help. Should we go help him? Might score so points and have so fun tonight?"
A shifty-eyed young man chuckled lewdly to his companions.
However, just as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a pain in his head, looked down, and saw a straw drop in front of him, his face filled with rage: "Damn, who threw that? If you've got guts, step out!"
anwhile, Lin Fan, with hands in pockets, pretended it had nothing to do with him, and walked towards Xiang'Er!
Xiang'Er was still arguing with the cashier.
"Miss, what exactly would you like to order?" the cashier asked.
"I want to order KFC!" Xiang'Er replied matter-of-factly.
"Miss, I've said it many tis, we are called KFC, but there's no food called KFC!" The cashier was a bit impatient.
"But my friend told
to order KFC, are you trying to trick ?" Xiang'Er said, looking innocent.
"I say, is your friend brain-dead or sothing? Ugh! I'll just order a al set for you!" The cashier was utterly frustrated!
"What's a al set? I don't want it, I just want KFC!" Xiang'Er insisted.
Upon hearing this, Lin Fan rolled his eyes multiple tis, almost laughed by Xiang'Er.
This chick couldn't have stayed in the mountains too long and got dumb, right? But how co she wasn't a bit dumb when I left the mountains?
Got it! When I left the mountains, I was young, just hit puberty, this chick has now passed the mountain youth phase, she's set now!
Alas! Seems like people really shouldn't stay too long in the deep mountains, or you might really turn dumb!
Just as Xiang'Er was about to continue arguing, Lin Fan rushed over and interjected: "Uh... Miss, sorry, my friend hasn't had KFC before, that's why this funny misunderstanding happened."
The cashier rolled his eyes but remained polite: "Alright then!"
Seeing Lin Fan, Xiang'Er quickly asked: "You're finally back! I was going to ask you, you told
to order KFC, why won't they let ?"
Faced with this question, Lin Fan chose to deny it directly; if he admitted he told Xiang'Er to do it, he'd probably be taken as an idiot!
Imdiately, Lin Fan skillfully ordered burgers, fries, chicken legs, and hot drinks, then sat down with Xiang'Er in a secluded spot.
Why choose a secluded spot? Because Lin Fan noticed so people pointing and whispering; he didn't want to be treated like a panda!
"Hey! You haven't answered my question yet!" Xiang'Er stubbornly asked.
"Uh! KFC... was the na of an old al, who knew they don't do it anymore, that's why you couldn't order it!" Lin Fan hurriedly made up an explanation.
Couldn't say he misspoke, right? Having just embarrassed this chick, there's no way she'd let him off the hook.
"Really?" Xiang'Er stared at Lin Fan, half-believing.
"It's true! Quick, eat before it gets cold!"
As he spoke, Lin Fan grabbed a burger and stuffed it into his mouth, hiding his face so Xiang'Er couldn't see his expression.
With this, Xiang'Er dismissed her doubts and started eating the burger in small bites, quite ladylike!
Lin Fan didn't care much, after wolfing everything down, Xiang'Er hadn't finished her first burger, and then Lin Fan drank three hot beverages, played five rounds of card gas before Xiang'Er finally got full!
From this al, Lin Fan learned one lesson, eating with won... is simply torture!
After wiping her mouth with a napkin, Xiang'Er asked, "Where do we go next?"
"Since we're out, let's take a proper look around, visited the mall, had a al, how about... we go watch a movie at the cinema?" Lin Fan thought for a mont.
"Sounds great! I've seen one before." Xiang'Er seed a bit excited.
"You've seen one?" Lin Fan was surprised.
"Yes! Last year, a visitor ca to our town with a projector, hung a white cloth on the wall, and the video from the projector reflected on it. I was curious, and he told
it's called a movie. Our town's folks hadn't finished dinner yet but were already grabbing chairs to save spots!" Xiang'Er said hurriedly.
Lin Fan helplessly rolled his eyes, there's no TV in the mountains, it's a completely closed-off life, knows nothing about the world outside, and even phones are rare!
Those old-style movies, Lin Fan watched them as a kid too, where the projector had a turntable, requiring soone to manually crank the wheel to play it.
But these outdated thods have long been abandoned, nobody would foolishly scramble for a spot with chairs now!
Lin Fan said, "I'll take you to the cinema, it's different from that kind!"
"Alright!" Xiang'Er nodded without hesitation.
"It's now 2:15, a movie lasts about two hours, it'll be just in ti to head back after, let's go now!" Lin Fan said.
Then the two didn't hesitate, stood up, and headed to the cinema upstairs in the mall, today's Sunday, lots of movie-goers, mostly couples, Lin Fan waited a long ti in line to buy tickets, then bought two hot drinks, and after passing the ticket counter, headed towards an individual screening room!
"Wait!"
Lin Fan suddenly said.
"What's up?" Xiang'Er looked at Lin Fan quizzically.
Lin Fan's eyes mischievously shifted, his lips curled slightly upwards, though not obvious, showing a hint of a sly smile.
"Uh... watching movies, the boy and girl need to hold hands to enter!" Lin Fan earnestly told Xiang'Er.
"Hold hands?"
Xiang'Er imdiately beca alert!
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to take advantage of you, it's just a cinema rule, represents unity and mutual help, look around, aren't all the couples holding hands?" Lin Fan explained seriously to Xiang'Er.
His gaze couldn't help but land on Xiang'Er's delicate and smooth jade hand, making him fantasize, this chick's so fair, her skin so soft, holding her hand must feel incredible, right?
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