Lin Fan awkwardly touched his nose, cleared his throat, and said, "Uh, wife..."
"Stop, stop, stop~"
Gu Qingcheng suddenly made a stop gesture with her left index finger pointing at her right palm, gave Lin Fan a sideways glance, and said, "Who's your wife? I'm telling you, Lord Lin, you can't throw around the word 'wife' so casually!"
"Gu, little miss, it seems you weren't satisfied last night. Are you itching for more?" Lin Fan retorted angrily.
But upon hearing this, Gu Qingcheng crossed her arms, puffed out her chest, and leaned lazily against the doorfra, looking at Lin Fan with an amused expression.
Gu Qingcheng laughed flirtatiously, "Speaking of which, last night wasn't that satisfying. Your golden needle mushroom is nothing compared to those foreign iron rods. Just now, the security guard downstairs kept winking at , and I'm thinking maybe I should have a one-night stand with him!"
Lin Fan rolled his eyes helplessly, knowing this girl was deliberately provoking him. But talking about another man right in front of her own guy made Lin Fan furious, and he reached out to grab Gu Qingcheng, ready to teach her a lesson.
But Gu Qingcheng was prepared. She imdiately stepped back two paces, pointed at Lin Fan, and warned, "What are you trying to do? I'm warning you, this isn't the little forest in the park. This is a public place. If you dare to act up, don't bla
if I cry harassnt!"
Lin Fan was speechless, completely frustrated by Gu Qingcheng, almost to the point of kneeling to beg for rcy!
Having been through this before, Lin Fan seriously warns everyone: pick a wife who is good-tempered, gentle, and good to her husband, one who turns a blind eye when her husband visits prostitutes, doesn't care when her husband keeps a mistress — ideally, she even finds another woman for her husband...
Cough cough... Okay, that sentence was complete nonsense. Where in the world would you find such a woman? Even the Virgin Mary would probably castrate her husband if she faced this kind of situation!
At this mont, a man walked out of a room next door, looking at Lin Fan and Gu Qingcheng with a stunned expression, and then with an amused look, he thought to himself: The little couple is fighting. How interesting! But this Huaxia woman is really beautiful!
"What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I'll gouge your eyes out!" Lin Fan threatened the man.
The man got scared upon hearing that and quickly ran away, hunching his shoulders.
"Wow! So Lord Lin only has the guts to scare people. I really underestimated you!" Gu Qingcheng continued relentlessly. When a woman throws a tantrum, it really leaves a man helpless!
Now, Lin Fan couldn't help but think of a song: It's not a cri for a man to cry...
"Gu, little miss, about what happened yesterday, I sincerely apologize to you. Please stop this; let's go inside first, and then you can tell
to do whatever you want." As he spoke, Lin Fan was about to force his way in!
But unexpectedly, Gu Qingcheng pushed Lin Fan back out and shouted, "This door, you'll never get in!"
With a loud "bang," Gu Qingcheng swung the door shut forcefully.
Luckily, Lin Fan dodged quickly; otherwise, his nose would have intimately collided with the door!
"Damn it, a woman not taught a lesson for three days will be up to no good. Won, they need to be properly managed, or they'll turn the sky upside down!" Lin Fan thought, extrely frustrated.
"Hey, buddy, what happened? Do you need any help?" a passing Frenchman asked kindly when he saw Lin Fan standing alone at the door.
"No, it's nothing. I just had a fight with my wife. Thanks for your kindness," Lin Fan said in fluent French with a local accent.
"Oh~ that's too tragic! But I suggest you buy a bouquet of roses for your wife. Won need coaxing. Once, when my wife was angry, I gave her a bouquet of roses, and she imdiately wasn't angry anymore. We even rolled in bed all night long," the Frenchman winked at Lin Fan aningfully.
"Oh~ that's a wonderful idea. Thanks for the tip," Lin Fan thanked him.
"There's a flower shop downstairs. I think you should go down and buy a bouquet of flowers now," the Frenchman suggested.
"Sounds good, thanks so much!" Lin Fan expressed his gratitude.
Then the Frenchman enthusiastically led Lin Fan to the flower shop downstairs, where Lin Fan decisively bought ninety-nine roses.
When Lin Fan returned to the door with the bouquet of roses and knocked again, Gu Qingcheng still wouldn't let him in.
Having no other choice, Lin Fan took out a Cow Hair Needle and expertly poked the lock. With a soft "click," the door opened!
The room was very dim, with no lights on, and the curtains drawn. Only a faint light slipped through the curtains, barely illuminating the room so you could vaguely see inside!
After shutting the door, Lin Fan looked around and imdiately saw Gu Qingcheng sitting in a daze at the dressing table, back to him. But with Lin Fan's sharp eyes, he could instantly see Gu Qingcheng's delicate shoulders trembling slightly, along with the sound of soft sobbing.
Witnessing this, the corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched, and he forced a bitter smile. He slowly walked over to Gu Qingcheng, slid one arm around her slender waist, and pushed the ninety-nine roses in front of her with the other hand.
"Look, how beautiful and delicate these flowers are. Such wonderful blossoms should be paired with a radiant and charming woman, not with a crying one. Don't cry, okay?" Lin Fan gently said.
Yet, upon seeing the roses, Gu Qingcheng's shoulder trembled even more, and the sobbing grew clearer.
Lin Fan felt helpless. He tightened his grip around Gu Qingcheng's waist, slowly turned her petite body around to face him!
At this mont, Gu Qingcheng's bright and beautiful eyes were all red, with tears glistening at the corners, and clear tear stains on her face, resembling a wronged little wife.
Lin Fan gently wiped away Gu Qingcheng's tear stains and smiled, "Don't cry. It won't look good if you keep crying!"
"I'm already a plain Jane," Gu Qingcheng pouted, acting cute.
"Alright then! If you keep crying, you might get uglier. Walking down the street, people would avoid you, calling you ugly and throwing rotten eggs and vegetables at you. Just thinking about that scene makes
reluctant!" Lin Fan teased.
Pfft~
Upon hearing this, Gu Qingcheng's mouth curled a few tis before breaking into a smile, lightly punching Lin Fan's chest as she said, "Do you really want
to beco like that?"
Lin Fan feigned shock and said, "Of course not, how could I bear it? My wife is so beautiful, the most beautiful woman in the world. How could I let her be pelted with rotten eggs and vegetables? If anyone should be pelted, it should be . I'm the guilty one, and I'm willing to be punished!"
Saying this, Lin Fan spread his arms as if willingly accepting punishnt, posing as a "criminal."
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