Lin Fan stayed at the sect's base for a long ti, ate a al together, and hadn't gathered with the fellow brothers for a while. Lin Fan drank quite a bit, and even Lin Bai had a rare glass of beer.
Lin Bai's alcohol tolerance was the worst in the sect, known to pass out with a single bottle. After a bottle of beer, his face started turning red, and Lin Ya had to help him back to the bedroom.
Contrarily, Lin Fan and the other brothers enjoyed their drinks greatly. Lin Fan would not refuse a toast, and although a few brothers initially planned to drink Lin Fan under the table, in the end, Lin Fan was the only one still able to sit on the chair!
Lin Ya ca out from the bedroom and saw only Lin Fan sitting at the empty round table, looking puzzled: "Fan, where are the others?"
Lin Fan pointed to the direction of the bathroom, and the sound of vomiting could be heard from inside.
Lin Ya gave Lin Fan a thumbs-up and said, "I bet you're the top drinker in the entire Martial World, taking down so many n with just your drinking."
"Just average, third in the world, maybe," Lin Fan quipped with a puff of his cigarette, chuckling.
"Narcissist."
Lin Ya rolled her eyes, not at all surprised by Lin Fan's narcissism.
"How about Black Loach? That guy is really embarrassing. One bottle, and he's done. What a disgrace, I need to train his drinking skills in the future." Lin Fan said unhappily.
"For him, handling one bottle is already impressive. Last ti during the sect's annual eting, he wouldn't drink even when the master and mistress asked him to. It's only because he considers you a brother that he drank a bottle with you." Lin Ya argued in favor of Lin Bai.
"Hey, Little Sister Lin Ya, you're not even married to Black Loach yet, and you're already speaking up for him. If the two of you get married, dare anyone say a bad word about him, you'd probably go all out against them." Lin Fan teased with a laugh.
"Hmph! If that blockhead ever gets into a fight for , I'd count my blessings!" Lin Ya pouted, sitting across from Lin Fan, and gulped down a glass of beer.
"What's up? Even with Little Sister Lin Ya's skills, you haven't got him wrapped around your finger?" Lin Fan looked at Lin Ya with interest.
Lin Bai was his brother, and Lin Ya his best friend. Lin Fan genuinely hoped the two could be together.
"I've been after him for over a decade. I could grind an iron rod into a needle with my effort, but that blockhead just won't acknowledge my feelings. It's infuriating!"
Lin Ya angrily clenched her little fists. Then, she suddenly looked up at Lin Fan, a gleam in her pretty phoenix eyes.
Lin Fan had a bad feeling and quickly said, "What do you want? Let
tell you, I already have a junior sister, and I can't betray her. I won't be with you."
"Tch, I know I'm not as good as Junior Sister, and I'm too lazy to fight with her for you. You can leave it to those other girls around you to compete with her." Lin Ya pouted playfully.
"Phew… then I'm relieved. I thought you wanted to force
to be with you to provoke Black Loach." Lin Fan joked with a laugh.
Lin Ya imdiately shot him a look of disdain.
Then, a hint of anticipation entered Lin Ya's eyes as she said, "Fan, teach
so tricks on picking up… no, wooing handso guys?"
"You ca to the wrong person for that. I'm not interested in guys. Why don't you ask Master Mistress? She definitely knows more than I do, and she was quite the sensation pursuing your master back in the day." Lin Fan quickly refused. If Lin Bai knew he was teaching Lin Ya how to pursue him, he'd probably go all out against him.
"Tch, Mistress told
that loving soone ans bravely pursuing them. No matter the outco, as long as you try, you won't have regrets in your heart. But I've tried for over ten years, and Lin Bai can't be treated like a normal person… Exactly! That guy is a piece of deadwood. I've almost wanted to hack him with an axe several tis. It's maddening!"
With a face full of indignation, Lin Ya grabbed Lin Fan's arm, acting spoilt, "Fan, just teach
a few tricks to woo handso guys. Don't worry, I won't tell that blockhead you taught ."
"Well… I can't…" Lin Fan shook his head.
"Stupid Lin Fan, you're just as annoying as that blockhead! If you dare not teach , I'll go tell Junior Sister bad things about you, believe it or not?"
Lin Ya imdiately showed a disgruntled expression, her arms crossed, her small chest puffed out with a cunning look on her face.
Lin Fan opened his mouth, lacking the courage to refuse. His biggest weakness in life was his junior sister; Lin Fan found it hard to refuse anything related to her.
Besides, Lin Fan had stayed at the villa for so long without seeing Junior Sister return. She was clearly still mad at him for not contacting her in five years. If Lin Ya added fuel to the fire and said a few bad words about him, if Junior Sister got angry and married just anyone, Lin Fan would cry out to the heavens in futility!
Lin Fan knew he couldn't escape and had to say, "Wooing handso guys is a skill, and it's not sothing you can learn in a day or two. Okay, I'll teach you the simplest trick first."
"What is it? Tell
quickly!" Lin Ya's face lit up with excitent, her beautiful eyes filled with anticipation as she eagerly asked.
"This trick is simple. Black Loach is drunk, right? Take this opportunity to grab a bottle of beer, go to him, and let him drink more until he's unconscious. Just make a move on him. Even if he doesn't acknowledge it, he won't have a choice." Lin Fan handed a bottle of beer to Lin Ya confidently.
"But… that's a bit inappropriate… after all… oh! I'm so shy…" Lin Ya covered her blushing face, speaking bashfully.
"Co on, Little Sister Lin Ya, do you or do you not want to woo handso guys? Besides, you can't use normal thods on that block of wood. Once you succeed with this trick, I promise he'll be at your beck and call every day! Oh, right, make sure not to use protection then, it's best if you get pregnant, so he can't escape your grasp."
"A wealthy senior once said that the best way to bind a man is to give him your precious virginity and have his child! So grab that beer, charge in, drink him silly, take him forcefully, conquer him, ravish him, Little Sister Lin Ya, I believe you can do it, go for it!"
Lin Fan clenched his fists, making a gesture of encouragent.
Thankfully, Lin Bai wasn't around. If he heard Lin Fan's words, he'd surely fight to the death with him!
After listening to Lin Fan, Lin Ya hesitated…
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