Li Yun almost couldn't catch his breath. Could this be a gossip from ancient tis?
"To be precise," Qing Girl was quite proud. "It is the person Chang'e has a crush on, that is the guy who shoots arrows. He is crazy in love with , so Chang'e regards as a love rival. Every ti he sees , he always clenches his teeth. As soon as I went to the moon, she stood in front of the Guanghan Palace wearing a newly knitted dress, proudly showing off to , it was so stupid!"
Archery guy? Hou Yi?
Chang'e is in Guanghan Palace, showing off to the young girl in new clothes?
Li Yun felt that he had heard sothing terrible, Chang'e, in the eyes of Huang Xuan, this fairy who was cold and graceful, as beautiful as the moon, had such a beauty-loving character?
Wait, there is a legend that Chang'e stole the elixir and flew to the moon. Is it because she loves beauty that she stole the elixir?
No, no, this simple reasoning is too unreasonable, even more unconvincing than God is a loli!
Li Yun took a deep breath, suppressed all the thoughts in his heart, and said, "Senior, what you said is really... I can't believe it! Have you been to the moon? However, in foreign legends, the moon **** is soone else. , Does the moon not only have the Guanghan Palace, but also the palaces of other gods?"
"What can't you believe in this?" Qingnv glanced at him contemptuously, "Gods are not as pure as you mortals think. They fight harder than anyone else, their desires are stronger than anyone else, and their personality is better than anyone Extre, just a bunch of lunatics!
do you know? Zeus, that is, the main **** who was defeated by God’s little bit, his wife is simply an extraterritorial demon, who forcibly tortured her husband’s other won to death, Zeus is nothing but a genius, because a prophecy swallowed his wife, and the woman It erged from his head and beca a goddess. "
Zeus was defeated by God? !
Li Yun was shocked.
He had never heard of it.
Only know that Zeus's wife is Hera, which is the queen of **** Hera, she has beco synonymous with jealousy.
The so-called prophecy ans that a son of Zeus will overthrow his rule, just as Zeus overthrew his father's rule, so he was afraid that the prophecy would co true and Zeus would eat one of his wife.
As a result, the headache was splitting, and soone had to split his head with an axe, and then a radiant and graceful goddess jumped out of his head.
This goddess is one of the twelve gods of Olympus, and the **** Princess Alice now believes in: Athena.
"hehe."
The young girl mocked and said: "I see the bald part of the moon now, and I know that there must be no cultivator who can break through the restrictions of the earth and enter the starry sky. Do you still want to show off in front of ?"
"This is really... surprising!" Li Yun originally wanted to shock the young girl in the modern town, but he was shocked instead.
"Do you know how **** the ancient tis were?"
Qingnv used a weird ancient adjective, Li Yun didn't quite understand what it ant, aweso? Still perverted?
"Yes, your old man is really good!" Li Yun actually wanted to say, you are so good, why are you still staying in the mortal world and not going to the immortal world?
Too hard to ask.
The two continued to move forward, and the green girl looked at the light in front of her, her eyebrows wrinkled and tightened: "What's in front? Why didn't I feel the spell fluctuations? But it's still so bright!"
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