Chapter 170 - Isekai 101
I am the stupidest person alive! …Well okay, that may be a little bit exaggerated, but I think I am pretty close at least. Oh well, here is the story of why I made such a statent:
One day I was sitting in front of my computer while mastu…*cough* researching sothing for uhh…work. Right. It was for my job! I definitely had a job! *Cough*…Anyway, there I was, a normal young man minding his own business before I heard loud noises outside of my room and the next thing I know was, that I was getting hit by a truck.
Now, one might ask how it was possible for a truck to hit in my room, to which I would answer: "Well, my room was on the F*ING 5th floor, so I also would like to know how that was possible!"
At that mont, I didn't have much ti to think about how that truck got there, after all, my innards were turned into mush from the collision and I died only a few seconds later.
In the aftermath of that event, however, it was rather obvious what happened. As an avid reader of all kinds of web novels, I quickly realized that I wasn't simply hit by your average truck, it was Truck-sama himself that used his incredible power to bring to another world!
A short while later, or I assud it was just a short while, I found myself inside a pure white space. And this place was, where I attempted to break the record for the greatest number of stupid mistakes made in a single sentence.
Anyway, the usual happened and so kind of voice told to choose a world where I want to go to and what kind of cheat I wanted to have. Additionally, I was told sothing along the lines of "with great power cos great responsibility", which in this case ant that if I choose sothing too ridiculous, a lot of f*ed up things will happen to in return. So, no instant god-like powers for .
And thus, I stated my wish: "I wish to be reincarnated into the world of Naruto as a mber of the Hyuga clan and be at a similar age to Naruto while being supported by a system that helps get stronger."
There it is, in all its glory. First of all, I would like to say that I was very nervous when I made this wish and was hit by Truck-sama just a few monts earlier so I think at least a few mistakes could be forgiven. Let us also not forget, that I am not a lawyer and not used to looking for loopholes.
Anyway, let's take this baby apart and see what is wrong with it. First of all, so people might criticize for choosing the world of Naruto, which is filled to the brim with all kinds of mindfuckery, but to counteract that, I chose the Hyuga clan with their Byakugan. As for the Uchiha clan…Well, I would rather not get genocided by Itachi, thank you very much. If soone has the confidence to change the Uchiha clan as a toddler then I wish him the best of luck in doing so.
However, this is actually where my first mistake snuck in. A pretty major one at that… I DIDN'T F*ING SPECIFY THAT I WANT TO BE PART OF THE F*ING MAIN FAMILY!!! So yeah, slave seal it is.
The next mistake is actually rather sneaky and I am sure I am not the only one who oversaw it. "Similar age to Naruto". Similar, not sa…I WANTED TO BE IN NARUTO'S CLASS AND HELP HIM IN SCHOOL AND MAKE HIM STRONGER!!! BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALMOST A FREE WIN!!! Well, this in itself wasn't that bad, since there were other places where I could et Naruto. Ichiraku Ran, for example. Truth be told, I had planned to befriend Naruto before the academy even started, but it turns out that the Hyuga branch family has very little actual free ti and even if they have so, they aren't allowed to leave the compound freely. So yeah, no befriending the main character for .
The third mistake I made, was probably the one I regret the most. "a system that helps get stronger". Seriously, just how stupid am I? A voice in the back of my head that only stops screaming when I have done the necessary amount of training could satisfy this wish. Luckily, soone must have taken at least a little bit of pity in and I have gotten sothing that at least isn't worthless. I receive all kinds of quests and as a reward for completing them, I get points which I can exchange for knowledge about jutsus or techniques. Just so there are no misunderstandings here, I get the raw knowledge and still have to actually learn the jutsu or technique I bought. Not great, but certainly better than nothing. So yeah, no "Gar System" for .
And then, there is the last mistake. Did you spot it? It is actually kind of hard to spot since instead of saying sothing too vague like the other ones, it is sothing I missed doing completely…I DIDN'T SPECIFY MY F*ING GENDER!!!
[DING! Sub Quest: Narrate the story of your reincarnation like you are telling it to an audience: completed!]
[DING! Optional Quest: Air out the complaints you have in regards to your reincarnation: completed!]
[DING! Main Quest: Isekai 101: completed!]
[DING! 1000 points were given as the reward.]
Damn, 1000 points just for retelling what happened to over the course of my reincarnation. Well, despite not being happy about having to list my mistakes like that, considering how many points I got for the completion of it, it was definitely worth it.
I really want to get my hands on shadow clones as fast as possible, but all those zeros that are attached to the price are giving a serious headache, so I will go for sothing else first. Guess I will get so more advanced training thods to strengthen my body and to increase my chakra. Like everyone who has ever read sothing from the Xianxia genre knows: It's all about the foundation.
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