Chapter 132 - Quarrel Before The Mission
Today, Yuna, Naruto, and Jiraiya would start their search for Tsunade. Hinata, naturally, pouted angrily at Yuna when she heard that she wouldn't be part of the group, but there was nothing she could do about that. Strictly speaking, Yuna telling her about the mission wasn't even allowed, since it is supposed to be a secret mission, but Yuna didn't really care about that.
Yuna and Naruto were already at Konoha's gate and were waiting for Jiraiya to make an appearance.
"Nee-san, we are looking for Tsunade, right? I tried to find so information about her, but pretty much all I got is an old picture of her and that she is a very skilled dic-nin."
Yuna chuckled a little when she heard that.
"I am not surprised you didn't find out much about her considering her current condition. I couldn't get too much information about what exactly happened either, but she apparently lost soone close to her a few years ago and started to drink heavily after that. Additionally, she seems to be addicted to gambling and is currently in the process of gambling away everything that the Senju clan still possesses."
Naruto widened his eyes when he heard that, while the image he had of Konoha's Sannin crumbled even further.
'A pervert, a gambling drunkard, and… whatever Orochimaru is. Not exactly the powerful image the Sannin are supposed to project.'
After a few more minutes of waiting, Jiraiya arrived at their eting point. A wide grin appeared on his face when he saw Yuna and Naruto.
"Hehe, I heard you two are bigshots now. Do you want to call you with "sama" from now on?"
Yuna lifted her head as an arrogant sneer appeared on her face.
"It is "princess Uzumaki" for you, peasant."
Jiraiya was completely gobsmacked when Yuna suddenly shifted personality to an arrogant noble and before he could properly understand the situation, Naruto chid in as well.
"That's right, who do you think you are to be speaking to the princess this casually!?"
A second Naruto appeared behind Yuna and started speaking as well.
"What are you doing, peasant!? Quickly kowtow to the princess and beg for forgiveness!"
Jiraiya's eyes almost popped out of their sockets when Naruto started acting in a similar manner to Yuna. He had no idea how to deal with the current situation. Luckily for him, Yuna decided that she didn't want to make him suffer for too long. She chuckled a little and nodded her head in approval.
"Hehe, not bad. Not bad at all. No wonder young masters enjoy acting like that."
"I don't know about that, nee-san. For so reason, I feel a little dirty."
"Yeah, don't worry about that. The more shal…*cough* used to it you are, the less worried you will be about that feeling."
When Yuna finished her "explanation", Jiraiya was finally able to comprehend what was going on.
"You damn brats tricked !"
"Haha, what are you talking about? Now that Naruto is soone of high status, I need to teach him how to act in public."
"Who the hell acts like that in pu…"
The further Jiraiya spoke his sentence, the less confident he beca in what he wanted to say until he finally just stopped speaking while rembering a few people he encountered in the past. A few monts later, he snapped back to reality and glared at Yuna.
"Don't teach Naruto weird stuff!"
A sad smile appeared on Naruto's face. He could only shake his head when he heard that.
"It's too late for that, old pervert. Way, WAY, too late."
Jiraiya was a little dumbfounded when Naruto was suddenly looking all sad, and couldn't help but wonder what he ant. He grew even more confused when Naruto's sad smile vanished and was instead replaced with a goofy grin. Before he could ask what he ant by that, he noticed sothing else.
"DON'T CALL AN OLD PERVERT!!!"
Naruto seed to be confused by that for a mont when he realized what Jiraiya ant.
"Ah, sorry about that. I totally forgot that nee-san told about it. I'll try to call you properly from now on, young pervert."
Jiraiya's glare intensified even further. He was constantly switching between glaring at Yuna and Naruto, but neither of them seed to be bothered by it in the slightest. Jiraiya could only *sigh* in defeat before asking the question he really wanted an answer to.
"What did you an when you said it is too late for that, Naruto?"
Naruto could only chuckle wryly before answering.
"It is weird that you are asking considering you were present during the whole situation a while ago. "
Jiraiya, however, only looked at Naruto in confusion.
"What do you an by "whole situation"?"
Naruto couldn't help but look at Jiraiya completely dumbfounded while even Yuna couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"I an the situation on the day right after I t Gamabunta. The one inside my ho."
Jiraiya thought about it for a mont and monts later, a perverted chuckle escaped his mouth, while a little bit of blood started flowing out of his nose. Before Jiraiya could say a single word, Naruto appeared in front of him and punched him in the stomach.
"Stop having weird fantasies about nee-san!"
"*Cough* What do you an by "fantasies"? She didn't exactly leave anything to the imagination!"
Naruto gritted his teeth and wanted to argue about that, but he had no clue what he was supposed to say. He decided to just explain what he ant.
"Whatever, after eting Gamabunta, we shared so drinks and I got slightly drunk…"
Naruto could hear Yuna chuckle at the "slightly" but didn't say anything about that.
"…and, long story short, I woke up the next morning with two girls inside my bed. This was the first ti when I noticed that nee-san might have influenced more than I thought she had."
Jiraiya, anwhile, could only look at Naruto in disbelief. He expected Naruto to be a genius considering who his parents were, but he never expected Naruto to be THAT kind of genius. He just wanted to praise Naruto for his achievent, when Naruto continued his explanation.
"Although that was already pretty weird, considering nothing happened, I could still accept the situation, but when I easily convinced both of them to beco my girlfriends, I knew sothing was off."
This ti, Jiraiya felt like soone had hit him with a sledgehamr. He took a glance at Yuna and noticed that her eyes were filled with pride while she didn't seem to find the situation weird at all.
'It seems like Yuna has always been rather abnormal, so I didn't find it too shocking that she created a harem sohow, but Naruto is a totally different case. I might even go as far as calling him an innocent young boy if he hadn't just told that he managed to get himself a harem. Damn, I am so jeal…*cough*…outraged about this.'
Jiraiya took a deep breath to calm his nerves, but just when he was about to calm down properly, Yuna put a hand on Naruto's shoulder and gave him a motherly smile.
"Don't worry, Naruto, if two isn't enough to satisfy you, nee-san will look for a few more cute girls for you."
While Jiraiya imdiately had blood flowing out of his nose when he heard that, Naruto's face turned crimson red, and monts later, he felt like too powerful killing intents were locking in on him and his face turned white.
"N-Nee-san, please don't say nonsense like that. Two is definitely enough. I absolutely don't need more than two. If Ino and Haku ask, please tell them that I absolutely don't want more than two won."
Yuna couldn't help but chuckle when she saw Naruto's face turn white in fear.
'Hehe, that might be what Naruto is thinking, but I wonder what Ino and Haku will do when they realize that Naruto has almost unlimited stamina.'
[I am pretty sure that I rember you saying that you didn't want to corrupt Naruto.]
'That must have been your imagination.'
Seeing Naruto frantically looking around like soone was watching him and Jiraiya furiously scribbling away on a piece of paper while his nose was still leaking blood, Yuna could only shake her head.
"Well, how about we get this going. We have already wasted quite a bit of ti."
While Naruto instantly nodded his head and prepared himself to start their journey, Jiraiya took a few more monts to finish writing.
"Hehe, I got everything written down. My next book will be even better than the previous ones."
Jiraiya noticed that Yuna and Naruto were giving him weird looks, so he straightened his back and started speaking with as much dignity as soone who still had a bit of blood leaking out of his nose could muster.
"*cough* We don't have all day. Let's start the journey already!"
""Let's go, young pervert!""
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