After my shower, I felt a bit hungry, but the prices were excessive, leaving with only 10 gold afterwards.
Ah, but the food was amazing—never had I tasted such soft and delicious at before, but the kind older sister wouldn't tell what the at was.
Sohow I wish it wasn't Ratn.
[Are you ready to continue?]
"Well, I think so."
[Not going to get so gauntlet or gloves?]
"Why?"
[...]
"???"
It then occurred to that I now had an aweso ability that would use my fists! No wonder this pretty little fairy is useful after all!
The thoughts of wanting to leave her inside my can and run away slowly faded.
Don't you sotis stick your rubbish in the small hole of your can of drink to save having to carry all the ss?
Maybe it's just ...
[...]
"Doesn't this an we'll have to get robbed by the capitalist older sister?"
[You an Carlla?]
This little fly sotis got annoying—why did she know every answer?
Couldn't she go along with my joke and how the pretty older sister stole more than $500 from already?
Whatever...
So because of the biased fly that looked similar to the Capitalist woman, we moved back to the shop and began to browse the shelves for sothing good.
I wondered why she only appeared when you approached the counter—wouldn't that make it easy to steal from her?
Silly woman.
[I dare you to try, idiot]
Don't call an idiot—I was just curious...
"Let's see..."
The first item was a pair of tattered gloves. I wondered if they might awaken into so amazing holy relic because I touched them like so chosen hero or sothing.
Yet they didn't.
[Tattered Gloves (Uncommon)]
Durability: 30/50
Attack: 2
Defence:1
Info: A pair of gloves worn by a holess man, guiding him through thick and thin able to win the hobo turf wars of 1964.
This event is fictional.
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Along the shelf were various weapons and items, but many were far beyond my price range, forcing to compromise and buy the only half-decent item for .
The other items were all grey and a little worn, but these were white and of better quality. Although they would cost 3 gold, it was a price worth it.
They were also black with silver tal protecting key points, making them look cool!
[Plated Leather Gloves (Common)]
Durability: 120/120
Attack: 5
Defence: 4
Despite having a lower attack value than that bastard sword, the defence was equal, and because I had a higher level of skill in boxing, the way to dodge, block and counter with my fists was far more effective.
Gold: 10 -> 7
My heart ached to spend so much money, and the fact it was so much of my real-world money caused the pain to grow further.
However, the stronger I was, the faster I could earn money to make life smoother!
I placed the gold on the desk and then wore the gloves on my hands.
At first, I felt conned because they were too small for my large hands, but when my fingers entered the tight opening, they expanded to fit my hand perfectly.
"Maybe the fairy will expand like this too?"
[I will sue for sexual harassnt!]
"Didn't you look and touch my cock earlier... Where is the dungeon bureau to report a cri of sexual assault?
[Shut up!]
"Okay... Did the pretty lady not show because of your bad breath?"
"You can't do that, little one—brush your teeth, Nia!"
My main goal wasn't to tease the fairy but to approach the second floor, so I moved to the two portals.
One was a strange purple colour spinning reverse clockwise, and the slight image of my bedroom showed the lousy bed and mouldy walls weren't sothing to take pride in, but the fact I could return ho was comforting.
The second one was similar to the one I used to get here, a blue colour, and the liquid shimred like crystals in the night sky.
Let's go and kick so ass; this man wants to make a fortune!
[Be careful. The next floor will be nothing like the one you just cleared.]
"But they will drop loot, yes?"
[Yes]
"And they will drop money?"
[Yes]
"Then why are we wasting ti? Let's go get so money!"
Woosh!
My body darted through the air, not caring if there was any way to do this, and I dived into the portal with my heart feeling light!
Bang!
Ah...
This shit again...
The hellish experience of being a t-shirt in the washing machine on a full power wash...
My body hurts...
Why are there hard things in the soft portal...
How co the damn fly can sit on my head and looks unaffected?
Life is unfair!
Two minutes later...
"Uehhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! UEeeehhhh! I d-don't wanna puke anymore!"
A scam!
The damn inn and restaurant were a scam!
That delicious beef now spewed all over the dungeon floor—who cares if it's beautiful and glowing with the shine of blue crystals and cute creatures running around?
My 2 gold Beef! $200 worth of beef is now on the floor!
I needed so revenge...
There must be sothing I can do to get revenge...
Ah, there is!
[What are you doing!?]
[D-don't co here! Shoo! Don't put your dirty hands on !!!]
So the fly cried, but her little wings couldn't escape the deadly predator that grasped her tight!
"Hahaha! Little fly, taste my sorrow!"
Woosh!
So, I probably broke many laws and international agreents and made the little fly goddess eat my vomited beef by force!
...
I repent
This man hath sinned.
Now I shall becoth a saint!
[The world might forgive you...]
A dishevelled fairy flew towards , her body covered in nasty brown and black goo with a face as if she could kill!
[BUT I NEVER WILL!]
Like this, my second dungeon experience started—the loving support and encouragent of the fairy guiding along the dark caverns.
At least this ti, the walls were filled with shiny blue crystals, and the floor was hard, with no nasty scents or mud.
The mont before she hit , I used my newly found speed to twist my body and backhand her ass!
Thump!
I may...
Have hit her too hard and sent her smashing into the cavern wall...
Luckily she landed on a blue crystal that poked from the wall, but her body convulsed, and her eyes rolled back into her skull.
Ah...
Rai Shibuya - Godslayer... What a nice ring!
"You defeated the Fairy Queen!" I mouthed, copying her robotic voice when I killed the Ratn.
"Let's see what loot she dropped!"
Since my life changed, I have been learning more about myself, like I was more confident and talkative than before, and I wasn't that introverted when it ca to won who get plastic surgery on their chests and ass.
A great discovery.
[Rai Shibuya]
"Yes?"
The fairy seed to be trying to stand, but her little slimy body just shuddered on her knee's like she needed help.
[I will never forgive you!]
[Only you!]
[I'll forgive the demon gods before you!]
And so she began to hurl curse words and vulgar things at ...
But those demon gods sounded like pretty nice people—if they irritate the Capitalist sisters, they must be pretty honest and good guys.
"Let's go on our quest Nia! I shall find the holy relic and save the world!"
[What fucking relic! How are you, the hero? You're the great demon king!]
"Ah... doesn't that sound so cool... I am great and a king!"
[Don't escape the reality of the second word!]
"Heh... stop playing around. It's ti to be serious."
[Vomits blood]
"See... you are sick because you eat so much bad things... Watch your diet."
[Tears of blood stream down her face]
I ignored the ntal breakdown of my poor fairy—she seed to suffer from delusional thoughts and dreams.
Next ti, let's buy her so candy and have her make a family with a Ken doll.
Taking a deep breath, I completely changed my focus and stopped ssing around.
Pleasure filled my body when I saw so many enemies standing ahead of us due to the loud noise.
I wondered if she would be mad if I told her I used her as bait for the stupid Ratn in this dungeon.
A beautiful fire began to dance and swirl around my fist as the 12 Ratn looked at nacingly.
Today I will earn the title "Ratslayer" and reach the pinnacle of slaying only rats!
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