AN: Just to let you know, I know next to nothing about cars and only the current prices and changed them to what I considered right before inflation and prices in the past as the world is not set on Earth, so things will differ slightly.
A real M2 costs between ￡55,000-65,000 depending on setup, but since I am using $, they are much cheaper despite the ￡ being so much stronger in the past.
Apologies to car maniacs and those focused on economics.
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The dealership did not specialise in the brand I wanted most, but when I checked the catalogue on my new phone.
Oh right... The Arvani suit ca with the new Pear 10 XL model... how amazing!
[Fufu~ I am glad you are happy!]
Very... you are the best!
"But what cool cars do they sell in the B.W.M. dealership? I don't know cars, but I want sothing badass, and can't pull off the good boy look, so either Suit Thug or Fierce C.E.O. suits best..."
[Do you want to suggest one that suits you for now? It's actually on sale!]
Oh really!? What do I have to do for you, give you cunnilingus tonight!?
[That... doesn't sound too bad...]
"Perverted goddess over here! Send help!" I said with my hands to my mouth, but nobody was there, only a slightly furious fairy that seed to be putting on so studded gloves and boots...
Forgive ... I'll do it! I'll make the fairy orgasm!
[Hmph!]
[You better...]
I hope she washes herself... God forbid she slls bad and doesn't wash...
[-sharpens knife-]
Suddenly while we were flirting as always.
[How is that flirting!?]
A strange guy, a little fat, but his face looked evil as he stroked his palms together, clearly trying to steal my hard-earned money!
Well, not today, fat man! I am handso, so you must kneel before and my powerful goddess!
[I'm not helping.]
Eh!?
"Greetings, our esteed custor. May I ask what you are looking for today?"
This man's eyes looked up and down, like a male physical education teacher eyeing the school's most attractive girls like a sex offender.
Sorry man... I am saving myself for the handso brother...
[What?]
Ahem...!
"Hello there... Clive, I am here to purchase a new car and was wondering what the B.W.M. dealership could offer that would not take too long to take ho if I paid in full today."
What kind of a na is Clive? This fat man, I will watch you to ensure you aren't the N.T.R. bastard type.
If you are... I am sorry but must end you for the handso brother's harem!
[He's gay]
...
Dearest Handso Brother...
I was powerless... Your ass will be hollowed out to save mine!
Yours forever
Rai
...
[Do you know there is no handso brother?]
Do you know there is no such thing as magical plastic surgery, and you're still flat?
[-sharpens knife-]
A knife can only get so sharp, idiot.
"Well... Are you looking for an executive type or a sporty type? If it's not too much to ask, could you also tell your budget?"
[Ask to see the M2]
Sotis my lovely fairy acts like she might harm , but I know that Rai is number 1 and number 2 in her heart because she has nobody else.
Who would want a flat-chested goddess...
Sorry, even Lolicons would hate her due to looking over 30!
[R-A-I!!!]
With the fairy now cheering on! I felt enough power to take on the old man!
[He's fat, not old!]
She's right! To take on the old fat man with a bald spot!
[HOW IS IT WORSE! HE'S NOT EVEN BALD!!!!]
Today the fairy might suffer a brain aneurysm, and I'll get her fortune! Plan successful.
"Well, thank you for the offer—I am interested in the M2 Model. I am not too picky but would like it to be black if possible..."
"Ooh...ooh!"
The fat old man with bad breath and a toupé began to writhe as if he was having an orgasm.
[He's just happy to make a sale!?]
Since the fairy keeps trying to defend this fat man with bad breath, balding hair and athlete's foot, it seems she doesn't like handso n...
But bald, ugly or slly n... Ah, return to , my nice beloved fairy!
[I LIKE HANDSO N!]
[-Vomits Blood-]
See... she might even have stage 3 cancer... R.I.P. Vomit Fairy.
[Rai]
[I'm tired... let go... I want to go back to my parents for a few days... I promise to co back...]
Sohow we are now a married couple in rough tis!?
[You hurt my soul...]
We followed the old fat man that...
[Stop it]
Guided us without any balding hair or slly breath... He was just a normal old man with extra fat and slly feet.
Suddenly, the mont I saw the car, the gas I played with Eternia to stabilise my collapsing mind finished.
I forgot the abuse I'd suffered as a child, bullied and beaten until barely able to breathe and pissing blood...
The black M2 car was glossy, with a tallic finish, and the windows were slightly tinted with a cool M2 painted on the side in white.
"Mr Shibuya, this is a top-of-the-range, brand new BWM 3.0 M2 Competition 2d 405.. with its..."
The old man began to talk so much shite... I am not a car guy... I like cool things. My new phone began to take new pictures of the car, which I posted to a secret comnt section just for the Handso guys that still supported and my troubles with ntal health.
I love you guys!
[...]
[(So he's aware of his denial and avoidance of reality...)]
To put it simply, it was a cool ass car! 4 seats with super sweet leather, soft and comfy I bounced on them and thought... Wouldn't sex be amazing in this car?
The fairy looked at with a strange look... Is she getting horny again? Should I get so pepper spray to protect my virginity...
[You've had sex with 6 won!]
Ah... my dark history...
So the engine was 3 Litres or sothing.... and it was an automatic gearbox... pretty nifty!
He then started talking about its speed and rubbish, but I just liked the silver spinners on the wheels, wondering if I could get sharp spikes attached to them and the badass bumper that was like a robot snarling mouth.
"Ah, old man... you don't need to talk! I am sold.. how much is it? What is the insurance cost and policy? Can I just let you set it up, and I'll pay via Direct Debit?"
"Honestly, I am a lazy man... you see?"
At first, the fat man seed to think, but he wasn't mad; this took his NTR rating down 2 levels.
A nice fatman was never a NTR bastard.
[How are you rating humanity!?]
So the old man took to his office and gave candy and a drink. (coffee and cake) and we discussed things... whats APR?
Ah...
[Nevermind... Let ]
Thus the magical fairy used her magic and helped finish the docunts—ah, but she stole the fucking cake! I will get my revenge for sure...
[(Soone please... just kill ..)]
"When can I drive the car away?"
"Thanks to paying in full, the car is already tested for safety and can be driven away today."
"Once again, thank you for choosing our service, Mr Shibuya!"
"Please co back in the future!"
The old man suddenly seed a lot more handso, and his hair grew back... maybe he even ate so mints!
My hands were covered in his germs after he kept shaking them, maybe my money would help him hire a teenage prostitute later, and his NTR rating would reverse, but alas, I am an ant in the huge universe...
We headed back to the car... but the fairy was really sad... her wings were floppy, and her ears were too.
So I slapped her ass and rubbed her when he got inside my car... Air con banzai!
The fairy seems to like it when I stroke her crotch.... such a frail old woman... seducing this fine upstanding young man.
[...]
[(I cannot deny his words.... it feels amazing)]
[IS WHAT YOU EXPECTED TO SAY FUCKER!]
Bang!
Dear handso guys...
Today I bought a nice new car, co to my house, and we will drive to the beach for fun! Hehe
However...
Today I also died...
The culprit was the vomit fairy...
R.I.P.
P.s.
Make sure to leave lots of money at my funeral!
Your's Sincerely
Not Rai.
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