Thanks to appeasing the vomit goddess forrly known as Eternia, I finally found the thod of returning ho.
Who would have thought it was just the other portal? Haha! I am not stupid... I bla the fairy for not explaining things better!
"Eternia, can I use the inventory system and other things in reality?"
[You cannot use the items inside, but by using the dedicated Eternia app, you can exchange your coins for money whenever you want!]
"Are you so kind of sales rep rather than a goddess?"
"Is that why you let bully you?"
[I am a real goddess!]
"Fallen*"
[!!!]
Suddenly the little flying rat began hitting my cheek, but her little fly punches were like soft cotton swabs stroking despite her determined face—no, they were healing with each punch!
I didn't mind after rembering the shit I put this thing through just because of my denial.
"Does it feel good when I touch you?" I asked, tilting my head.
The mont our eyes matched, her face seed weird—well, at least she stopped hitting .
"Little fly, are you a pervert?"
Since she didn't answer , I did the most logical action anyone would take in this situation so—I began to tease her little ass.
I am not wrong, right?
[!!!]
See, look at her face. All red, and her little crotch is getting...
[Mmm... little thug bastard!]
Oh? Major Tom? You died in the war. What...
"I shouldn't molest the goddess. Otherwise, tragedy will befall ?"
Sohow Major Tom seed to be against doing this, but the fairy needed to be taught not to imitate a goddess, even getting the sa plastic surgery to copy her statue.
[I will kill...]
"Look how violent she is... killing and beating each ti her dirty mouth opens..."
[What's dirty!?]
The fairy moved close to , puckered her little pink lips and blew on my face. Well, what do you know? Her breath slt nice.
Maybe she was chewing gum or sothing a mont ago.
Since I returned from eting Major Tom, we both stood just away from the portals as I contemplated what to do.
"Are you still mad?"
[Hmph!]
Since she was still pouting, I decided to take things further—I an, I've made her eat vomit, groped her body and even flicked her into the mud.. so?
[Mmmmph!?]
"Nnnn?"
Her lips are soft, sticky like marshmallows and taste like candyfloss.
For a mont, it felt like all three distant old people vanished in a veil of darkness... Grandpa and Grandma, even Major Tom, vanished...
I was left in only the cold wastelands without light or the sun...
Suddenly there was a presence that seed to cause my body to kneel. Even the bones in my body started to grind together and beco dust.
The presence didn't speak it just watched quietly.
"Were my lips that delicious? Little boy~." A sexy voice, like those naughty 18 adverts that advertise Hot Milfs In Your Area!
Her voice caused my entire body to tremble, almost lting my brain with each word's sheer allure and charm.
I couldn't lie!
My face couldn't even look at her as my muscles began to cramp, the terrible pain causing my legs to convulse. It was agony...
Have you ever had a cramp in your inner thigh... or calf? Yet you try to straighten your leg, and it grows worse, so you flail like a fish and make noises like a dying frog?
...
It was like that but with all the muscles in my body...
"Oh my~ it seems my presence is crushing your mind, body and soul~ forgive , tehe~!"
Snap!
Her fingers rely snapped as the long echo caused the very world to shudder. Is this even the world?
Maybe I have a brain tumour, and the dungeon was dying from a seizure on my dirty bed with no mattress?
"Why~ do you keep thinking such retar- adorable things, fufu~ little Rai."
This woman is pure evil!
Ah... But the pain is gone, so shouldn't I be happy? Well... Handso guy, where are you? Your brother needs a helping hand!
Yandere won are not fine! I want out of this Harem novel!
"Oh? Was this a harem novel? Aren't you just going to marry the goddess and be bound to her in a pure and loving relationship for all eternity?"
...
...
What is this crazy woman?
If I am handso and rich...
Why would I choose one woman?
Hahahahahahaha!
Snap!
"Gyaaaaaaaaah!?"
Once again, the muscles and bones in my body began to rot, crumble and cramp. Even my heart started to skip beats, causing my neck to feel slight pain.
Ah~ I don't even eat enough bad food to get heart disease! I am not like that Serpent Fighter! Please...
Let be the one that explodes into a plant mutant and fades to black!
I felt her judging gaze and a strange sensation began to slide along my skin. Was it a blade? Poisoned cloth!?
"Idiot... it's my fingertip... what blade... or poison..."
Dear Handso Guy, I know you are reading this; please accept your brother Ugly Bastard's last will.
I am currently being crushed into space dust by either the goddess of the world or a fignt of my imagination!
She wishes to know the answers to her question, but if I answer, I am dead for sure! So I will write them to you since the Handso guy can beat the goddess.
Sincerely Rai!
"What are you doing... Let's go ho..."
The voice of the huge goddess seed kind and gentle, but the pain throughout my enter body told that this was a trick!
I wasn't safe yet...
[Rai... your head...]
"Are you alright, fufu~ I will help you get better!"
Now two voices were sounding...
I loved the taste, feel and scent of your lips and breath!
If the fairy were human-sized, I would make her my girlfriend forever!
Ah... but this is still a harem, so let's pray for the generous fairy to accept concubines!
Before I could keep speaking, I heard the huge goddess that was bigger than that oga pri robot from the comic books chuckle before a soft breeze blew past my hair.
"I see... take good care of her then; you already touched her body and kissed her. She might be naive, but she won't betray you."
"Ah~ if you want, big sister can enter your harem.. but you might need to learn a technique to beco a giant..."
"Maybe let your mother get crushed under a house and have your dad drug you with a weird mixture?"
When her last words ended, I felt like the world started to spin faster than a certain wolf spinning top that was popular as a kid.
-
I opened my sore eyes, blinking several tis to see the dirty ceiling with the sa old damp spots and horrid black stains from where the roof had flooded during the heavy typhoon three years ago...
"Ugh..."
How long had it been since I saw this comforting ceiling? My strange dream was fun, and the idea of having money to help my mother was great...
Yet...
I am not like that; it seed like watching a strange alternate version of myself making weird references and jokes...
My eyes looked to the right and realised it was the sa old room, dirty clothes, mouldy walls and a strange onahole in the shape of a fairy on the shelf...
Ah, is that where the dream ca from? No wonder I kept abusing her with obscene touches.
"It's almost ti for work..."
The ti on the alarm clock said that it was my ti to enter society and be treated like crap—maybe today I'll forget an extra shot of caral syrup, or the milk will be skimd instead of full cream...
"Haa... Where is my phone?"
Reaching around, I found it under a crusty sock... Mmm... it's probably the only sock that's clean enough to wear...
It always feels like so strange creatures will steal my socks, whether I put them away safely or keep them in the open...
A mystery...
Like this in the cold, dark room... I got ready for my 4 am shift at work.
Sadly after this, I will face the angry morning workers needing their fix of caffeine or bagels...
Mother... Your son is tired of this life, but no one will listen to my complaints unless I pay them $200 an hour.
Sohow a soft voice saying, "I will always listen to you, Rai," ca from my room, but it seed to be my mistake because that kind and gentle fairy I abused would never exist in reality...
Or it would be so scam to get even deeper into debt.
"Let's go... might as well check myself in the mirror and brush my teeth."
Well, nothing will have changed...
At least in my dream, there was a random guy to cheer up.
Are you there?
They were sowhere watching and supporting in secret.
Thank you, handso guy.
To be honest... just the thought that soone, sowhere, might be watching or offering even the slightest support.
That's enough for .
Click!
My hand turned the nob and entered the bathroom as I walked to the sink to wash my face...
This was the mont I realised...
I was in the sa old house.
The sa unfair world.
But the face is looking back at ...
Was the Changed ...
The handso guy.
[Idiot... How could I let you go when you've completely sealed our fates?]
[The kiss of a goddess is far more important than groping her tits!]
A more mature voice of the fairy sounded as my phone began to vibrate wildly.
[Salum Bank Deposit received from Eternia.Inc]
[$100,000 added]
[Current Balance: $100,650]
[Please be careful of phishing and spam emails designed to scam you, we will never ask you to reply or present any details regarding your account!]
[If you have been scamd, please contact: 0800-Goddess-4-Hire!]
Reviews
All reviews (0)