184: Chapter 184 Jokes_1 184: Chapter 184 Jokes_1 Thanks to my “Deep in the Heart” brothers for coming to support , thank you, brothers!
The chat channel was very lively, everyone was interacting, and they began joking with Li Changlin and Smiley who was smiling alone.
As for these, Li Changlin was noncommittal, he didn’t butt in, just quietly watching Smiley perform alone.
Actually, speaking of it, Li Changlin did feel quite apologetic for those hosts in the legion whose wealth had been zeroed out by Feixue Legion’s tycoons.
No matter how you look at it, those hosts’ wealth being zeroed out was also an undeserved calamity, they were affected by association.
Although he didn’t have too much fondness for those hosts in the Wuxiang Legion in his heart, fair is fair, he did think that he should make so compensation to the hosts in the Unmatched Legion when the opportunity arose.
After all, it’s not like they were hating on Li Changlin without reason.
Everything has its cause and effect.
So after clarifying these thoughts, Li Changlin’s feelings of resentnt also faded quite a bit.
Now, co-streaming with Smiley, for Li Changlin, was also a kind of indirect compensation.
It could be said that he had now given the opportunity, whether or not she could grasp it, whether she could gain more players’ help or affection, that was now Smiley’s personal business, Li Changlin couldn’t possibly handle everything for her.
Soon, Smiley began to sing.
She chose a hit song sung by a popular leading female star, and her imitation was also spot-on.
It must be said, Smiley’s voice was really not bad.
Compared with that popular leading female star’s voice, there wasn’t much of a gap.
After finishing the song, Smiley, of course, received lots of applause and encouragent.
Even Li Changlin had to admit that Smiley really did a great job.
To beco an elite host under the legion’s banner, Smiley certainly wasn’t just all talk; she had so solid foundation and strength.
Li Changlin admired that.
The reason behind a person’s success is, of course, the reason for their success.
About this, Li Changlin naturally wouldn’t doubt.
If he hadn’t received help from the Divine Tycoon Developnt System, then he would definitely still just be a small-ti host and couldn’t at all compare with Smiley.
Even, Li Changlin was completely sure that if he were still just a small-ti host, even if the Wuxiang Legion had arranged for him to co-stream with Smiley, she probably wouldn’t have treated him so tenderly.
This is the power of strength.
No matter where or in any environnt, or in any profession, the only thing that can prove oneself is strength.
After interacting with the room’s viewers for a while, Smiley handed the initiative back to Li Changlin.
This woman was quite clever.
She understood the principle that good things co in small packages; at a ti like this, she definitely couldn’t outshine the master in his own house.
In the room with hundreds of thousands of viewers, everyone had gathered together because of Li Changlin.
Smiley understood very well that if she wanted more help from Li Changlin in the future, she must respect him and give the man face.
“Alright, Smiley just sang beautifully, thanks for the brothers’ support.” Taking control back, Li Changlin smiled and said, “Speaking of which, there’s this beautiful woman who’s nine months pregnant, and one day her baby is kicking her stomach wildly.
So, she complains to her husband.
Upon hearing this, her husband’s face changes instantly, he rushes over in a flash, pointing at the pregnant belly he yells, ‘If you have the guts, get out here!
How dare you kick my wife, I’ll take you down, motherfucker!
After hearing what her husband said, the woman instantly had lines of confusion across her forehead.”
This is a rather suggestive joke, which Li Changlin only learned right before he started his live broadcast.
As soon as he finished telling it, the chat channel burst into laughter.
“Haha, Brother Changlin, you’re too dirty.”
“Damn, I’m totally plastered.”
“What he said is not wrong, though; he truly did what he said he would.”
“This husband material right here, keep on going after his mom cos out.”
“If you love a man, give him a daughter.
Let there be soone to hug his neck and act spoiled with him when he’s sixty, to scold him for being disobedient, to buy him warm shoes, to help him purchase beer, light his cigarettes.
If you hate a man, give him a son.
To have the son bang on the table, smash the glasses, demand a house, a car, and cash when he’s sixty…
If you hate him deeply, give him two sons.”
“Dude above, you’re freaking genius, are you a guy or a girl?”
“That’s a good joke, Brother Changlin, hit us with another one.”
Many people were splitting their sides with laughter.
Before long, Li Shiqi collected many great comnts and sent them to Li Changlin’s private ssages.
Seeing them, Li Changlin couldn’t help but chuckle to himself.
“Since you bros love it, I’ll throw another one at you.” Li Changlin tilted his head and thought for a mont, organized his words in his mind, and then said: “A bus was hijacked, and the hijackers said not to panic as they were only going to pick a few girls.
Just as the hijackers had made their choice and were about to leave, suddenly a woman bravely stood up and fought with them.
Seeing this, the other passengers all rushed forward and successfully subdued the hijackers.
Afterwards, a reporter asked the woman what gave her the courage to fight with the hijackers.
After all, there were many male passengers on the bus, but none of them had stood up first.
Being a woman and having the courage to stand up must have been for so reason.
Upon being asked by the reporter, the woman’s face imdiately showed an angry expression, ‘All the won on this bus were chosen, only damn was left behind, who the hell are you calling ugly!'”
This was another joke with deep implications, and at first, the audience in the live broadcast room didn’t completely get it.
However, after they carefully savored it, everyone couldn’t help but crack up.
“Haha, this sister is a real man.”
“This girl must be from the north; she’s so domineering!”
“Such a good opportunity, can’t let those bitches have it easy!”
“Don’t remind , all the won in the bus were taken, didn’t expect there was one nobody recognized.”
“Other passengers: Damn it, I ride the bus just to check out pretty girls, and not a single one is left, who else am I supposed to hit if not you?”
“Single for so many years, was counting on this chance, how could I let others have it!”
“Sister, just how ugly are you!”
“Great story, seriously epic.”
“Hijacker: You slab of muscle, crusty eyes, running nose, stinky mouth, we dare not ss with you?
And yet, damn, you still don’t let us off!”
“Brother Changlin, which bus was that?
Hurry up and tell us, man!
I want to go subdue that woman.”
“For the first ti, I feel like the hijackers are so innocent!”
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