1187: Chapter 1181 We Just Made a Difficult Decision 1187: Chapter 1181 We Just Made a Difficult Decision There was no way around it, the sketch was indeed hilarious, and Li Changlin naturally received countless gifts.
But it wasn’t over yet.
He had only said a few words so far, not even two minutes had passed.
So, Li Changlin continued, “Life is a one-way journey, even if there are so regrets, we don’t have the chance to start over.”
“Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it’s better to smile and cherish the future.”
“Because life has no ‘what ifs’.”
“eting and parting is like turning around, one circle after another, forging the dance of life.”
“So people will return, while others know that goodbyes are too hard.”
“Fortunately, encounters of love occur every day.”
“Money can buy a house, but it can’t buy a ho.”
“It can buy a marriage, but it can’t buy love.”
“It can buy a watch, but it can’t buy ti.”
“Money isn’t everything.
The scenery we often see is one person always looking up at soone else’s happiness.”
“But when we turn around, we find ourselves being looked up to and envied.”
“In fact, each of us is fortunate.”
“It’s just that your happiness is often seen through the eyes of others.”
“In one’s life, we play many roles.”
“If you’re happy, you can choose to throw away the script.”
“But rember, there’s a script that truly belongs to you, make sure not to throw the wrong one away.”
“I used to not understand what love was, but now I realize, love is giving up your own freedom for theirs when you fall in love with soone.”
“Love is when you fall for soone, and you change your life to fulfill their dreams.”
“Love is when you’re willing to let go, leaving behind the best mories and blessings.”
“The most beautiful part of love isn’t necessarily the destination, but having walked the journey together is already a life well lived!”
To be honest, the latter part of Li Changlin’s speech didn’t have any punchlines at all.
Aside from the part about the houses which was a mild counter-argunt to Ironclad Invincible’s previous statent about housing prices, all the other sentences were contemplations on life, love, values, and so on.
Nevertheless, it was precisely these words—simple yet profoundly resonating when taken to heart—that genuinely moved the audience.
“Well said!”
“Li Changlin, you’re amazing!”
“I find myself starting to like Brother Changlin a bit!”
“Brilliantly spoken, Brother Changlin, you are impressive!”
The emotions of the audience were completely stirred up, with many sending him gifts and even more clicking the support button.
For a mont, the screen was filled with a torrent of various gifts, and endless applause appeared on the chat channels of both camps.
“There isn’t a single punchline, I don’t know what you’re supporting!”
“Exactly, can this even be called stand-up cody?
It’s just fooling around!”
“After all, he’s not a professional, how could Li Changlin’s level compare to Ironclad brother!”
“Go Ironclad Invincible!”
“Li Changlin, you’re destined to lose.”
Of course, not everyone would unconditionally support Li Changlin.
Under the battle stage, Ironclad Invincible has millions of fans, after all.
So within that camp, many imdiately burst out with opposing, sarcastic, mocking, and snide comnts.
Watching these, Li Changlin remained neither shocked nor elated, calmly greeted the audience, and then walked off the podium.
His performance ti was up; naturally, he couldn’t stay on stage and eat into Ironclad Invincible’s ti.
Ironclad Invincible went on stage and started his act, “I don’t care about Shanghai National Taxation, or who got hurt, we should be as inclusive as possible towards others.”
“When you hurt soone, you have an obligation to say ‘sorry’ to them.”
“When the other party tolerates you, you must also say ‘it’s okay’.”
“Of course, not everyone in the world lives so openly, nor does every ‘sorry’ get exchanged for an ‘it’s okay’.”
“But shout ‘your grandpa’, and you’ll definitely get back a ‘your grandpa’!”
“An immature man and an immature woman are destined for farce.”
“An immature woman and a mature man may be a tragedy.”
“A mature woman and a mature man are a cody.”
“An immature man and a mature woman, that’s just gold digging!”
“Actually, ordinary people don’t ask for much, just to live a life like the employees of state-owned enterprises.”
“If I were born in a mountain ravine, enduring it for a lifeti wouldn’t be unjust.
Everyone says living in Capital City is the sa as living in a village, is that fair to ?”
“I have household registration within the Second Ring Road, a genuine Capital City resident.
But next week I’ll be staying in Longguan, driving ho while singing ‘Suogulou’, ‘My ho is just inside the Sixth Ring Road!'”
This was a satire of current events, stirring resonance in many and earning genuine applause.
Of course, the applause here naturally refers to expressions.
Besides the two battling anchors, other players who weren’t on the mic had no freedom to speak.
Ironclad Invincible’s camp, his hardcore fans ended up gifting him lots of presents.
Then, he continued, “Overseas returnees are colloquially called ‘sea turtles’, but now with the intense job competition, and jobs not so easy to co by, many returnees end up unemployed upon their return, leading to the creation of a new term ‘sea weed’.”
“So returnees, failing to find a way to utilize their talents, end up as counterfeit sellers; these people are henceforth known as ‘Pirates’.”
“It’s said there’s one returnee who beca so frustrated for not being appreciated that his hair turned white, and everyone calls him Hai Gonggong.”
“Last year’s end, I believe everyone was annoyed by an incident.
That is, Penguin got into a fight with 380.”
“On November 3rd, 2015, Capital City ti, that was a historical mont.
The great Penguin issued an open letter saying, ‘As you read this letter, we have just made a difficult decision.’
“Due to 380’s malicious infringent and defamation, Penguin will cease to run Penguin software on computers with 380’s software installed, until 380 stops their hacking infringents and malicious defamation against Penguin.”
“Instantly, ‘made a difficult decision’ beca an internet hotshot.”
“The next day, out of the world’s Fortune 500 companies, 501 of them released ‘An Open Letter to Our Users'”
“Adidas has made a difficult decision; if it detects the user is wearing Nike, clothes will automatically turn into transparent outfits.”
“Red Bull made a difficult decision; if it detects Yili milk in the user’s stomach, it will automatically release lamine.”
“Sister Feng has made a difficult decision; if everyone continues to follow Xiao Yueyue, then she’ll release an explosive photo shoot album, one per person!”
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