Chapter 319: The House Hunt I
A mory of what happened after the press conference yesterday ca flooding back. The dia room had been chaotic, a frenzy of questions about the future, about my contract, about whether we could replicate this form against Manchester United.
I’d batted them all away with the kind of calm confidence I was starting to get used to, and was walking back through the corridors of Selhurst Park, the adrenaline finally beginning to fade, when I bumped into Christine.
Christine was the club secretary, a warm but no-nonsense woman in her late sixties who had been at Palace for over thirty years. She was the club’s institutional mory, its heart and soul. She’d seen dozens of managers co and go.
She gave
a huge, genuine hug that slled faintly of hairspray and mints. "Daniel," she’d said, her voice thick with emotion. "That was... I have no words. In thirty years at this club, I have never, ever seen a day like it. You’ve made this old woman very happy."
She then pulled back, her expression shifting from emotional to practical. "Now, on to business. Are you still comfortable in that little flat in Croydon, dear? It can’t be ideal."
I’d felt a flush of embarrassnt. "It’s fine, Christine. It does the job."
"Nonsense," she’d said, waving a dismissive hand. "I spoke to your lovely Emma before the ga. She tells
it’s a bit of a squeeze for two. You can’t be preparing for a match at Old Trafford in a one-bedroom flat or any other match per se."
"I was going to look for sowhere bigger once the season was over," I admitted. "Maybe when the survival bonus cos through."
Christine had laughed, a proper, hearty laugh. "Oh, love. The club looks after its family. Mr. Parish has already approved it. We have a portfolio of properties that we keep for staff and players. It’s yours, free of charge, for the duration of your current and next contract. Let’s find you a proper ho. You’ve earned it. How about we go and look tomorrow? It’s a Sunday, you’ll be free."
The offer had floored . It was the first tangible, off-the-pitch sign that the club saw
as a permanent fixture, not just a temporary fix. It was more aningful than any headline or pundit’s praise. It was the club, the institution, wrapping its arms around .
"What are you smiling at?" Emma asked, coming into the living room, wrapped in my oversized Palace training hoodie, her red hair tied up in a ssy bun.
"Just thinking about Christine," I said. "She’s picking us up in an hour."
An hour later, a discreet but comfortable black rcedes pulled up outside the flat. Christine was in the back, beaming. "Morning, you two. Sleep well?"
"Like a log," I said, as we slid in beside her.
"Good. Right, first stop, a new developnt over in Canary Wharf. Very modern, very chic."
The first property felt less like a ho and more like a corporate statent. It was on the 30th floor of a gleaming, impersonal glass tower.
The air in the lobby slled of expensive, generic air freshener. As we walked into the apartnt, the first thing that hit
was the silence, a strange, pressurised quiet that felt a million miles from the vibrant noise of South London.
It was a sea of white walls, grey furniture, and polished chro. The view over the Thas was undeniably spectacular, but it felt like a screensaver, a landscape to be observed from behind glass, not lived in.
Emma walked through the space without touching anything. Her hands were clasped behind her back, her expression one of polite interest, but I could see it in her eyes. This wasn’t it. "The kitchen is very... efficient," she said, running a finger over a spotless induction hob that had clearly never been used.
"It’s a bit of a commute to the training ground from here, isn’t it?" I asked Christine, trying to find a practical reason for my gut feeling.
"About an hour, depending on traffic," she admitted. "But the prestige, Daniel. It’s a very prestigious address."
I didn’t care about prestige. I cared about feeling like I was part of the club, not a visiting dignitary. We thanked her and got back in the lift. As the doors closed, Emma looked at
and gave a tiny, almost imperceptible shake of her head. I squeezed her hand in agreent.
"Okay," Christine said, undeterred as we settled back into the car. "Plan B. Let’s go and see how the other half live. The players’ paradise."
This ti we drove south, out of the city’s dense heart and into the leafy, manicured suburbs of Surrey. The roads widened, the traffic thinned, and the houses grew larger, set back from the road behind high hedges and electric gates.
It was eerily quiet, the only sounds the hum of our engine and the distant buzz of a lawnmower. We turned into a private, gated community, the gates swinging open silently as Christine spoke into an intercom.
"A few of the senior players live around here," she said. "It’s secure, private. Good for families." As if on cue, we drove past a house with a familiar black Range Rover in the drive. I saw a figure I recognised instantly: Scott Dann, my captain, out on the pristine driveway, washing his car.
He was in his civvies, a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, looking like any other suburban dad on a Sunday. He looked up as we drove past, a flicker of surprise on his face, and gave a slightly awkward wave. I waved back, feeling a strange sense of intrusion.
"This one belonged to a striker we had on loan a couple of seasons ago," Christine said, as we pulled up to a house that was bigger than my entire primary school. "He loved his gadgets."
She wasn’t kidding. The house was a monunt to bad taste and disposable inco. The living room was dominated by a television the size of a small car and a crushed velvet sofa in a shade of electric blue that hurt my eyes.
The hallway was marble, and our footsteps echoed as if we were in a museum. We walked into the ’gas room’, which featured a full-sized snooker table, a vintage arcade machine, and a frad, signed shirt from a Chelsea player hanging on the wall. I stared at it, horrified.
"I think I’d have to burn that," I muttered to Emma.
She stifled a laugh. "Danny, look at this kitchen," she whispered, pointing to a vast, stainless-steel monstrosity with six ovens. "What would we even do with six ovens? We can barely manage one."
I felt deeply, profoundly uncomfortable, like I was trying on a costu that didn’t fit. This was a house for a caricature of a footballer, not for . I couldn’t imagine sitting in that electric blue living room, trying to analyse footage of Manchester United. I’d feel like an imposter in my own ho.
"This isn’t us, Christine," I said, as gently as I could.
She sighed, looking around at the gaudy splendour. "No, dear. I can see that now. I do apologise. It’s just... what a lot of them want."
"I’m not a lot of them," I said.
Back in the car, Christine was quiet for a mont. Then she tapped the driver on the shoulder. "Forget the last one on the list, Mark. I’ve had a thought. Take us to the park at Dulwich. The new build." She turned to us, a twinkle in her eye. "Right. Forget those. Let’s try sothing completely different. I’ve saved the best for last. It’s a bit of a wild card, this one."
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