Grabbing a handful of nutrient soil, Rosen tasted it and analyzed the components in the soil: "Moisture 80%, E. coli 10%, soil 10%."
After Rosen’s analysis, he found, as expected, this place should be ng Die’s restroom.
Moreover, Rosen began to worry about ng Die’s health because from the 80% moisture content, he guessed that ng Die might have constant diarrhea.
Thinking of this, Rosen couldn’t help but worry.
"But that’s not the point. The point is, I should stop those tomb raiders in advance, and prevent them from entering ng Die’s house prematurely."
While digging at the foundation, Rosen soon broke through and entered a tunnel with a strong arguntative odor.
If he hadn’t already developed immunity in the ancient tomb palace, he might have been infected by E. coli and digested by now.
"What a strong E. coli sll, this place is very dangerous."
Rosen looked around and noticed many E. coli soldiers holding weapons and shields, glaring at him.
"Small E. coli, how dare you act recklessly in front of ?!"
Rosen perford a war stomp, boosting his combat morale while crushing the E. coli army underfoot.
He imdiately used the Wudang Tiyun Ascending Technique to escape the tunnel at lightning speed because he saw a large number of reinforcents coming his way.
After leaving the tunnel, Rosen used the Six ridian Divine Sword Technique to open six passages. He then released six shadow clones and, upon investigation, found that only one passage led to ng Die’s bedroom.
When he climbed back to the surface, Rosen felt the surrounding environnt was dark but very warm.
He reached out to explore the area, trying to figure out where he was, and touched a pair of black stockings.
Soon after, Rosen discovered it was with a garter belt.
"Rosen lifted the quilt and finally confird that he had sohow ended up in ng Die’s bed."
He felt very surprised.
"ng Die, good morning! You’re sleeping in again."
"Yeah, I’m sleeping in again. By the way, it’s lunchti now, isn’t it? Since you’re here, why not help with cooking?"
ng Die said as she got dressed.
Rosen looked and said, "ng Die, I didn’t expect you to be wearing black stockings inside. Why put on pants over them?"
"You caught ." ng Die said awkwardly, "It’s for warmth. The sh design actually uses a honeycomb principle to evenly distribute heat. Wearing stockings inside helps to keep warm."
Rosen nodded in agreent and said, "It’s like so frying pans with a sh pattern, also for evenly dispersing heat."
"Exactly, it seems you understand. But I’m curious, there’s a front door. Why did you choose to find by digging a tunnel?"
This was sothing ng Die couldn’t comprehend.
Digging a tunnel wasted a lot more energy.
If going through the front door wastes the energy of one peanut, then digging a tunnel would cost several hundred pounds of peanuts.
ng Die suspected Rosen was on a diet, or else he wouldn’t take such a troubleso route.
Rosen quickly realized ng Die’s speculation and said, "I just used the Mind Reading Technique, so I know what you’re thinking. It’s not like you think. I’m not dieting; I’m bodybuilding."
"Yep, I’m preparing to beco a muscleman," Rosen nodded.
But suddenly rembering his real purpose for coming, his face turned grim.
Just as ng Die had put on an outer garnt, she saw Rosen’s strange expression and asked, "Are you constipated? Why do you look so bad? Go to the kitchen; there’s a toilet there."
"Isn’t that the pot you usually use for cooking?" Rosen asked.
"Oh, it’s dual-purpose. The brand’s highlight is all-in-one, covering the entire food production cycle from entry to exit. With the lid, it’s a toilet; without it, it’s cookware."
Upon hearing this, Rosen’s face turned grim again because he realized how easily he could be led off-topic and forget his purpose.
"ng Die, I rember now. I ca to warn you about a group of tomb raiders who are out to harm you!" Rosen finally conveyed his purpose.
"So you’re the tomb raider? Although I’ve been lying like a corpse, I’m not a corpse! You coming to my house to raid a tomb is too much, isn’t it?"
ng Die exclaid, realizing and saying, "No wonder you dug a tunnel to my bedroom; you were digging a raid hole! Is that really fun?"
ng Die did not demand compensation from Rosen, or else just the cost of bricks and cent would drain Rosen’s savings, leaving no money for visual effects.
Seeing the misunderstanding, Rosen quickly explained, "It’s a misunderstanding! I wasn’t digging a raid hole; I was counter-digging."
By reverse digging to discover the tomb raiders’ movents, they could predict where the raiders were headed. This thod was useful for tomb protection as well.
ng Die chose to believe Rosen for now, "It seems you’re truly here to protect . Have you seen those tomb raiders?"
Rosen shook his head, "Not yet, those tomb raiders are too cunning. Your house is so small, but I still haven’t found them."
"Maybe they’re masters of hide and seek?" ng Die’s face turned cold, warily suggesting.
"You an they’ve sent hide and seek experts? That’s terrifying! We have no chance of winning!" Rosen said, fearfully.
Just then, Rosen opened the fridge to see what ingredients ng Die had for cooking.
Suddenly, when the fridge opened, Rosen saw a frozen corpse!
He was startled.
"ng Die, I found the tomb raiders in your fridge!"
"What, are you saying the tomb raiders tunneled into my fridge?"
"Yes, and they’re frozen now, only in a five-second freeze state. I saw the frozen countdown on his head!"
"Oh no, they’re thawing. They’re regaining unfrozen status!"
ng Die imdiately said, "Hurry and close the fridge! Don’t let him thaw!"
Rosen quickly shut the fridge, trying to keep them frozen. But when he opened it again, the tomb raider was gone.
"What’s going on, where’s the tomb raider?" ng Die asked when she couldn’t see them.
"Gone, it seems they’re true hide and seek masters at the pinnacle!"
"Right, to display under our noses, this tomb raider has amazing hide and seek skills!"
"I have 24K titanium alloy eyes, and you have high-magnification microscopic eyes," Rosen said. "Even if he shrunk to atomic size, you should’ve noticed. That you didn’t shows his high-level hide and seek technique."
"Atomic? You think he can shrink to an atom? Like Atomic Little King Kong?" ng Die said, disbelievingly, "With today’s technology, achieving nanotechnology is impressive. Shrinking to the atomic level ans insufficient atoms for organs, making human form impossible."
"Does that an he turned into an atom to evade detection?"
"Impossible. My microscopic eyes have a scan function. Extra atoms would be noticed."
Every ti ng Die used the fridge, she noted the ingredients consud and remaining. Even one atom more or less would make each al imperfect, invoking OCD.
"Seems like a true hide and seek expert. But I just thought of a trick to draw out the tomb raider hiding in the nooks."
"What do you plan to do?" ng Die asked.
Rosen said, "The food made with your toilet pot will sll delicious and lure them out."
"But first, we need to bait them with ingredients scattered around, giving them a taste before offering the real bait!"
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