Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution Chapter 33: The Buffoon Takes the Stage! Hatred Maxed Out On

"GURGLE... GURGLE!"

Just as Su Yan stepped out of the eting room, his stomach began to protest. He touched his belly, feeling a bit hungry—it was ti to eat.

However, with the college entrance exam countdown underway, only a little over twenty days remained. To better assist students in their final sprint, the school had added an extra class after the regular school day, scheduled for one hour in the afternoon. This class coincided exactly with dinnerti, causing many students’ stomachs to growl with hunger.

Class doesn’t end until 7:10 PM, but my stomach can’t wait that long...

With that thought, Su Yan quickened his pace, heading towards the school’s small shop. His plan was to grab so "Sweeping Hungry Products" to tide himself over and ease the discomfort.

Shortly after arriving at the shop, Su Yan frustratingly discovered that the number of students inside was infuriatingly high. The aisles between the shelves were almost bursting, with hardly any room to pass.

My god, it’s so packed in here; I feel like I can’t get in at all! But I’m out of ti; it’s almost 7 o’clock. I’ll have to force my way through.

Seeing it was nearly ti for class, Su Yan braced himself and squeezed into the shop. As a Rare Level Creature, he was incredibly strong and managed to push through relatively easily. However, with so many people, so jostling was inevitable. Amidst the pushing and shoving, angry voices occasionally rang out from the crowd.

But Su Yan couldn’t be bothered with that now. All he could think about was getting inside to buy a few "Sweeping Hungry Products" to sate his hunger.

"Motherfucker, what’s with all the pushing!?"

In the chaos, Su Yan accidentally bumped into a burly, brawny student. The guy had a short fuse and started cursing, raising his hand to shove Su Yan. But to his surprise, as soon as he lifted his muscular Kirin’s arm, it was imdiately pressed down by the seemingly frail Su Yan.

A trendous force struck him. The student staggered unbelievably, almost losing his balance and falling.

He was completely baffled. This guy looks so skinny. How can he be so strong?

「...」

Having finally squeezed into the snack area, Su Yan was dismayed to find that the "Sweeping Hungry Products" he wanted were completely sold out; not a single one was left. In the end, he had no choice but to settle for a few packs of "Oreo Give" biscuits.

With biscuits in hand, Su Yan conscientiously joined the back of the line. Just as he was next to pay, the girl in front of him suddenly let out a scream.

"AH... pervert!"

Then, turning to glare at Su Yan, she swung her hand at him without a word. Su Yan was caught off guard and instinctively dodged. He looked at the girl, bewildered. "What the hell, what are you doing!?"

"Damn! You still have the nerve to ask?" Her slap having missed, the girl beca even more infuriated. "You know exactly what you did, you pervert! Acting innocent, huh?"

As she spoke, she raised her hand for another slap, aiming hard for Su Yan’s face. This ti, Su Yan was getting angry too. He promptly swatted her hand away forcefully, causing her to nearly stumble and fall. Fortunately, two female classmates beside her reacted quickly, steadying her just in ti.

"Little Xiao, what happened?" At that mont, the girl’s best friend walked in.

"Alas, it’s my curse to be too beautiful. This guy just harassed ; he touched my butt!" Seeing her best friend, Little Xiao imdiately put on a wronged expression.

"What!?" The best friend was instantly furious. She loudly accused Su Yan, "To commit such indecency in broad daylight, you scumbag!"

Su Yan was exasperated. "Sir, everything requires evidence. Don’t just falsely accuse people."

"Right, classmate, don’t rush. There must be so misunderstanding here," one of the girls who had helped Little Xiao said, trying to diate with a smile. "Look at this guy, he’s so handso. He doesn’t look like soone who would do such filthy things."

"A misunderstanding? What misunderstanding!?" Being questioned made Little Xiao even more furious. She pointed at Su Yan and shouted, "It’s true he’s handso, but am I not pretty? Is it so unusual for soone to lose their senses and misbehave when they see a beautiful Fairy? And just now, he was the only one standing behind , with no one on either side. If it wasn’t him who touched , could it have been a ghost!?"

"Exactly! Daring to do it but not to admit it!" Her bestie chid in, blindly taking her side without knowing the full story.

Soon, more and more students gathered. One of them suddenly pointed at Su Yan and shouted, "Hey, aren’t you Su Yan from Grade 12, Class 10? The guy who couldn’t resist the temptation of the Fox Demon and got squeezed dry last year, that lecher!"

BEEP!

That student’s words were like a heavy stone dropped into a still lake, instantly stirring up a huge commotion. Many students looked shocked.

What!? This handso guy is a lecher!? Couldn’t resist temptation? Got squeezed dry by the Fox Demon? This really proves appearances can be deceiving!

Su Yan felt utterly speechless.

Could this plot get any more lodramatic? Even novels aren’t this outrageous! Just when two girls were willing to speak up for and it seed like this matter would blow over, so stupid idiot had to pop up and stir trouble. This is bloody ridiculous!

At that mont, the girl, as if she had found conclusive evidence, looked at Su Yan and sneered, "Hah, a leopard can’t change its spots. Still a lecher even after being squeezed dry!"

"I was wondering why your words reeked so much. Turns out you’re just shit. My apologies for the disturbance," Su Yan retorted sarcastically, then added, "Of course, I’m not a dog."

"You...!" The girl trembled with cold anger.

Su Yan couldn’t be bothered with her anymore and turned to the shop owner. "Boss, help check the surveillance footage. Let the truth taphorically slap her face until it swells."

"Ah, this..." The shop owner said with so awkwardness, "The surveillance cara seems to be broken..."

Upon hearing this, Su Yan’s face turned green. What kind of rotten luck is this!? Of all tis for it to break, it had to be now! This plot is so damn lodramatic! This crap-tier plot could poison even Shennong on the spot!

However, sotis reality is just this bizarre, a hundred tis more outrageous than fiction. At this mont, Su Yan felt like his head was about to explode. He never expected the situation to beco more lodramatic by the minute.

Seeing the pained expression on Su Yan’s face, the girl sneered, "Stop making excuses. If you boldly admit it, I’ll let this matter go! If you continue to be this stubborn, I’ll make you socially dead by tomorrow!"

What?! She’s going to make ’socially dead’? Is she offering such a great favor? I should be thanking her profusely!

Su Yan’s eyes lit up with mock delight. "Excuse , classmate, when can we start? My broadsword is already starving!"

The girl was dumbfounded, then utterly shocked. "Pervert!"

After cursing, flushed with sha and anger, she took out her phone. "You disgusting pervert, just wait. Starting tomorrow, you won’t have a place to stand in Luo City Number One High School!"

CLICK. She snapped a photo of Su Yan.

Right there and then, she wildly exaggerated her "tragic ordeal" in the small shop and posted it on Flying Letter Monts, the school forum, and Flying Bo, among other online havens.

[RAGE! Pervert spotted in Luo City Number One High School’s small shop, groping a beauty’s butt in public! The culprit is actually the one who was squeezed dry by a Fox Demon last year...]

Such an eye-catching headline, coupled with the fact that the girl was already a minor internet celebrity, ant that once her story was posted, it instantly blew up on Flying Letter Monts, the school forum, and Flying Bo. The internet imdiately erupted with criticism. Nurous "righteous" netizens launched a verbal crusade against the pervert ntioned by the girl. They declared that he must be brought to justice, that the girl must get her justice, and that such incidents must be prevented from happening again.

「Late at night.」

In the empty small shop, an intermittent GIGGLE... GIGGLE... GIGGLE... sound echoed. A faint, almost invisible hand fumbled along the shelves, touching more and more items...