So let tell you the best thing that ever happened to .
I died.
Strange, right? Before I even graduated from high school, and funniest of all things, a thunderbolt that had ended my life. I didn't even have a chance to defend myself, I just got hit when I was sleeping, I rember waking up disoriented and with a big headache, and after that I found I was dead.
I can't decide if I'm glad it wasn't a car that killed ... so, considering my usual behavior, dying in a way completely contrary to most reincarnation stories seems perfectly characteristic...
I beg to differ, the mont I finally shuffled my deadly serpent, I found myself alone, walking across green fields with the sun on my face...and no Russell Crowe to be my spirit guide, but it's too bad.
Instead, I shrugged and kept walking, wondering if this was the afterlifewell, it was a little boring, but not horrible or anything.
Or maybe it was just the purgatory I ended up in...
"No, not purgatory. More like Universes waiting room."
I had turned, half-scared for another death...and blinked in surprise at the sight that greeted .
Three extrely beautiful won, all with curly brown hair and immaculate white dressesand smiles that suggested they had a Royal Flush after everyone else entered.
"Uhh...hello?"
I think I can be forgiven for not being the most verbose person after dying, sothing the three won agreed with while they all laughed like I was an ordinary codian.
"Hello young man and welco to the start of your new life!"
That got so confused blinks from .
"... Reincarnation?"
"Hey you did it! This is better than most people..."
"Well, to be totally fair, I'm still not totally convinced that this isn't so kind of psychological hallucination brought on by overdue food and a late night."
They did that laughing laugh again like the protagonist who spoke happily: "Well, don't worry, we're as real as possible! Now let's get down to business! I think you'll be happy to hear that, since way died in a completely random way , his soul was at stake and we were the ones who grabbed her! "
"...Yay?"
"Oh, relax, yeah? Just be glad you didn't end up in Ares or so other idiot domain, THEY like to send people to Warhamr 40K. Ick!"
I vaguely rember a state of complete and utter bewildernt, but the idiot side of my brain, which was sohow understanding what the woman was telling , replied, "Wait, so it's not technically reincarnation, but putting people into other worlds? i'm not putting myself in sothing horrible... "
More laughter ensued.
"Don't worry! I- Laima- and my sisters Krta and Dkla have decided to send you to the heavenly world of Highschool DxD!"
... By the ti I'd just been revived, it hadn't been Attack on Titan or so other fucked-up universe where horrible death was a constant companion. Although it's been awhile since I've read or watched DxD, it's a world of light romance.
As long as you're not an idiot, surviving comfortably wouldn't be too difficult.
... And then the bomb was dropped.
"Hmm...ok, a little bit of technical details before we get down to business. Those 'altering stories' like DxD, Warhamr, Harry Potter etc etc... are static. Your events don't change unless sothing forces you to them change ... like a person reincarnated from another world. "
They had that card shark smile once more.
"Here's the deal. We send you to DxD with a plethora of gifts and abilities... and in return, you shake things up a bit, upset the status quo and give us sothing new to watch! Sound good?"
... Suffice it to say that, even though things had been a dream, I wasn't in any particular rush to wake up.
The world of DxD, the land of unbridled sex and power, where soone with a slight problem of social maladjustnt could thrive?
Sign the fuck up!
"Okay, so what are these gifts and abilities we're talking about here?"
Well, for starters, we'll provide the basic necessities so you don't waste our two tis. A mansion hidden from the world, teleportion circles and maids, all ready to enter the facility...oh, and a training room. to have a training room! "
... Shit, if this had been a dream, I really didn't want to wake up!
"Then to your wishes?"
I thought about them for a while until I made up my mind.
"First I want a system where I can evolve and acquire the most diverse things"
"Hohoho, a system that a lot of people ask for, very well, what's the second?"
"I want the bloodline and all the powers of the King of Heroes Gilgash"
As soon as I said that a big one passed the won's lips.
"Hohoho, a very interesting request, just with that you could put yourself among one of the strongest in the world."
"It's just that I like the character a lot." I say scratching my head.
"So demanding~! We like it! And your final gift before we send you on your way?"
"I want a Longinus Sacred Gear."
"I see. So if you don't mind we'll pick one for you."
I nod my head. After all, they are already giving this opportunity.
"Okay, if that's right, we'll start the process. You'll be arriving a few years early, so you have ti to get used to your powers - and convince yourself that this isn't a dream - and for so other tasks."
I had offered a crooked smile and replied, "Well, if that turns out to be reality...then you have my sincere thanks for it, Miss Goddesses. I foresee fun tis ahead!"
The final laugh that marked our first and last eting together had an extraordinarily perverted tone.
"Oh, before we forget! We've made so... changes to the things we think you'll like. Have fun~!"
I didn't get a chance to ask what that ant before falling back on my way to the best mont in my New Life.
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