Chapter 70 – Hey, Oda!
(Hagiwara Mai’s Point of View)
“Hey, Oda!” I shouted while grabbing Oda by the collar. The first thing I did as soon as I got ho, was to log-in and find him in-ga.
A weird sound ca out of his mouth as I pushed him against a wall, but I ignored it and said, “Spit it out!”
“W-what the hell are you doing!? And why the real na online…?” I’m threatening you with your IRL information, dumbass.
“Miss Ichijouji! Just how were you able to grow close to Rena!?” I pressured him.
“Your tone of voice is totally wrong for soone asking a question… I guess that doesn’t matter much though.” It doesn’t matter!? I wanna hear you say it doesn’t matter after I choke you to death over and over again! You useless sludge!
“If you don’t hurry up and spit it out, I’m not ever letting you read my doujinshi manuscripts again!” I threatened him.
“Th-that is…” And after that, he started spitting out the details.
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“Hey, Oda!” I shouted as I punched his stomach.
“Why again…?” He grumbled. This is absurd! Why did miss Ichijouji allow him to accompany her!? And she even protected him along the way, this is unacceptable!
“So…?” I asked him.
“So what?” He asked back.
“What was it like to accompany miss Ichijouji on an adventure!?” I shouted while punching him again.
“So unreasonable…” He grumbled while bending over in pain. This guy is ridiculous! How is he getting along with the mysterious beautiful girl of his class through a ga? Is this a light novel’s plot!? Can I apply for the yuri route then!? “Unexpectedly, she is actually pretty defenseless and often moves close to my face…”
“A-a-a-aaah…?” Was all I could say as a reply… His face? She got close to his face? Miss Ichijouji’s beautiful face getting closer to his? I’m having a stroke, I’m gonna puke, I’m gonna kill this guy… And even though he keeps making pitiful sounds as I punch him, he still seems to be all smug about it! Absurd!
“… And in the last event, she whispered directly to my ear while wrapping her arm around my neck.” He continued… Death! Death to the heretic! “T-too tight! I’ll respawn!” I also want her to whisper at my ear. I’m sure I’ll even get pregnant if she does so, because she’s miss Ichijouji- “And that was her first ti with a friend.” He said with a big smug.
… What? Miss Ichijouji’s first ti…? “Hey, Oda…!”
He kept making weird sounds as I punched him, but he was also laughing at the sa ti! He is so absolutely imrsed in his sense of superiority… This. Cursed. Worm!!!
“Since this is my first ti, please show all sorts of things.” He said while making a pathetic imitation of her voice…
“Ah…?”
“It’s all right to continue.”
“Ah…!?”
“You’ll hurt my feelings if you continue without saying anything.”
“Aahh!!?”
“I’ll be gentle.”
“Aaaaahhh!?!?!?!?!
“… Ah?” She’ll… Be… Gentle? “What’s up with that!? Since when Miss Ichijouji is gentle with her targets!?”
“Y-you crazy girl!” Crazy!? You’re the crazy one! Miss Ichijouji is not kind! You’ll be in big trouble if you try spreading those nonsensical lies! “She can be kind to those she care about! She may be the Genocider, but for her this is just playing around…”
“Huh? She doesn’t care that much for the ga?” I asked.
“Would that make you agree she’s kind?” He asked back.
“Mmmmm… The interpretation of events from the perspective of Side Character B is fundantally irrelevant.”
“You little…” Iiiiyaaaa, I’m starting to understand her more and more. I’m graduating from just being a stalker to now becoming her guardian! I’m still new at this job, but I’ll do my best, please look out for , Miss Ichijouji!
“ and her must be of the sa mind after all…” I said to myself.
“… You’re absolutely nuts, you know that?” Miss Ichijouji can’t be kind. She isn’t interested in her surroundings, she doesn’t pay attention to them. She can’t be kind, this guy is absolutely bonkers. “You can say that she isn’t kind, but…” I can’t hear worms’ grumbles… “She definitely is! She has shown her true nature, okay!? Rena is definitely a nice person, believe ! Believe!”
“By the way, when you first t miss Ichijouji, she already had a party, didn’t she?” He seed confused at my statent. “That might have been her first ti with a friend, but it wasn’t her first ti at all, was it?”
“Wh-what!?” He exclaid. But it’s true! She definitely made a party to get the first capture of a dungeon before… Hahaha, poor Oda, I wonder if that was his first ti partying with soone. “B-b-but at least I am her friend, what about you!?”
I started giggling, “Foolish Oda, a complete fool is what you are!” He was flabbergasted, “As a classmate of the sa gender, it is a trivial task to ask her to accept my friend request!”
“Y-you little…” He tried to complain, but I was not going to stop.
“You will never be able to do it as you belong to a different gender! Furthermore, with my insight as a long-ti guardian of Miss Ichijouji, there is no way I’ll be unable to get along with her!” I exclaid.
“… Now you’re just talking about your stalking tendencies-“ I punched his stomach.
“You really say way too much, Oda.” I’m sure miss Ichijouji attacked him at the event for this sa reason. “You’re a pretty pathetic fellow, aren’t you?”
“… Can’t you not call pathetic?” Huh? The worm dares to disagree?
“So you’re talking back? I guess I might just ask one of your friends to look at my doujinshi for this winter’s event then.” I told him.
“I’m sorry, please forgive .” It’s good to see him quickly rembering his place!
“Alright, then I’ll be counting on you the next ti you co visit.”
“… Is it the deadline again?”
“I’m on schedule this ti around, but I want to get closer to miss Ichijouji, so I might not be able to dedicate as much ti to the doujinshi.” It’s hard to do it, but I’ll put my utmost in getting along with miss Ichijouji! And for that I need as much ti as possible!
“Well… I guess that’s alright.” He conceded.
“Now that’s the spirit! Since you’re being this behaved, I’ll let you read my manuscript first.” That’s the good part of having otaku friends, they can co to my aid when push cos to shove.
“And since I’m helping you, I’ll be forgiven for getting ahead of you in the race, right?” The worm spoke.
“… Is that what you want to be done to Pe〇’s cheeks?”
“Please ignore my words.” It’s a good thing that he knows his place. Conflict is not sothing to be sought, the power of dialogue is the wisdom that humans acquired throughout the ages and let us skip ahead of other animals. “Well, then, I guess I will-“
“Oh, Yuu, you’re here?” Miss Ichijouji suddenly appeared and spoke.
“woiqutgw iwiougweiocfweg iwuiwqotwiufh!” My mind froze.
“… What was that?” She asked.
“Don’t worry, that’s just otaku lingo.” Oda answered… I nearly got a heart attack just now, to think that her of all people would suddenly show up… “Ah, by the way, Rena, this person here is…”
“Wait right there, Oda!” I’m sorry for grabbing you by the collar before, we’re close friends, right?
“… Your stalker.” He finished.
“Hey, Oda!” You dare expose !? I’ll sink you in Tokyo Bay! No wait, before that, “I’m not a stalker, alright!? I’m her guardian! Her guardian I tell you!” I exclaid as I punched his stomach.
“… I see.” Unbeknownst to us, miss Ichijouji was looking at our exchange with an extrely cold gaze.
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