"Ugh…!"
Did I make too much noise?
Well, I was screaming!
mories flashed before my eyes.
[This is your landlord. We’ve had several noise complaints, like yelling at night and loud singing. Multi-unit buildings aren’t soundproof, so please be considerate of your neighbors.^^]
"Ugh, ugh, ah… ugh…!"
The natural-born loser in , who was just monts before screaming in fury, deflated like a popped balloon.
I didn't know who the footsteps belonged to, but the second I realized the person was coming to my door… my mind went white. I was, after all, a keyboard warrior.
*Knock, knock, knock.*
"Excuse ."
A sharp, slightly irritated female voice called from outside.
Oh, I was fucked. Fucked. Really fucked. This was a hard-won, conveniently located, affordable apartnt, and I absolutely couldn't afford to piss off the landlord!
"Excuse . I heard you screaming just now, so please open the door."
I held my breath.
Pretending I wasn't ho… wasn't going to work…!
"Excuse ! Can you hear ?"
Without any excuse prepared, I opened the door. The woman standing there seed slightly surprised, her eyes widening.
'Ah. I rember.'
The mory of eting the landlady, whom I'd barely interacted with, surfaced.
I'd briefly seen her in the winter when I first went to sign the lease with the real estate agent.
It was years ago, but the mory was vivid.
The landlady, bundled in a thick coat, had looked at with a displeased expression. The contract discussion seed to be going smoothly, but then she took the agent aside and talked for a long ti, leaving standing there.
I couldn't hear everything, but it was clear she didn't approve of as a tenant.
A normal person might have confronted her about her rudeness, but I just stood there frozen like a loser in front of a scary delinquent girl, head bowed.
I couldn't even make eye contact, so I barely rembered what she looked like.
All I rembered was a strong, intimidating landlady, soone I should never et again, with a sharp, scary voice…
"Um, well, uh, I'm sorry… I was being loud."
I apologized first.
The owner of the Se-gyeong apartnt was a slender and attractive woman.
My eyes widened. Unlike before, she was wearing a so-called "Dongtan dress," a form-fitting outfit that revealed her figure.
…Amazing breasts. They reminded of my lost Genatia-chan!
She had a sharp gaze and a pretty face, the kind that probably kicked a lot of losers in school.
Her long hair, pulled back from her forehead, reached her waist.
She stood with her arms crossed, looking ready for a confrontation. She looked down at , but she didn't seem intimidated at all.
"…A man."
She muttered to herself.
…'A man.'
Didn't she know? That I was a man? She hadn't seen since we signed the contract either…
She looked up and down, then spoke in a slightly calr tone.
"I've received a lot of complaints. From the next-door neighbor and the downstairs neighbor. I heard you screaming just now, too."
"I'm sorry…"
"..."
She was scrutinizing even more intensely than I had scrutinized her. The landlady seed displeased.
"Yesterday, I also heard what sounded like a woman moaning…"
Moaning? Was that Ji-min…?
How bad was the soundproofing?!
I tried to be careful, but sotis, I couldn't help my outbursts…
"…I ca here wondering what kind of woman it was. But it was a man."
"Huh?"
"It was a man."
"Y-Yes, that's right."
As you can see, I'm a man.
"Well… since you're a man. I'll let it slide."
"Huh?"
Was I mishearing things because I was a socially inept loser?
She'd let it slide because I was a man? What did that even an?
"You couldn't help it because your sexual frustration built up, right? *Chuckle*."
???
What?
I was taken aback by her seemingly playful sexual harassnt.
A normal reaction would be to ignore .
Won didn't talk about sex with n they weren't interested in.
Even if they were interested, they wouldn't do it upon first eting.
"Does it get hard all the ti?"
"…Uh? Huh?"
"Why? Are you uncomfortable? Hmm…"
"What are you talking about…?"
"Your dick. Your dick."
…I reacted.
It was hard not to when a woman like this was giggling and talking about dicks in front of .
This was like sothing out of an ero-manga.
"Well. I'll leave before I actually report you. Be careful next ti."
"Oh, okay…"
"Oh, and…"
She smoothly approached , placed her hand on the door chain, and looked at .
"You should be careful. Since you're a man."
"???"
"Everyone else in this building is a woman. You never know when a strange man might barge in."
Was she worried about because I was a man…?
"See you."
I couldn't tell if she was kind or malicious.
She left as suddenly as she'd arrived.
She even flaunted her large buttocks as she walked up the stairs.
"Phew…"
I closed the door and took a deep breath. The more I thought about what I'd just seen and the situation I was in, the more aroused I beca.
Back in the comfort of my own space, my dick hardened uncontrollably.
'Hmm…'
Where was the lease agreent…?
I looked at the contract with the landlady's na on it.
'Na: Ryu Ha-rin.'
Even her na was pretty…
My dick was twitching even after being denied like that.
And those breasts…
It was enough to soothe my wounded heart.
I couldn't speak in front of intimidating, delinquent-type won, but it was such a stimulating experience for a loser like .
They inevitably beca the subject of my fantasies.
Should I go see Ryu Ha-rin?
I'd burst through her door and yell, "Spread your legs, bitch!"
…Seriously?
Typical loser fantasy.
As if she'd give it up so easily.
Even if the world had gone crazy, that was a bit much.
After my gacha ga characters were all sex-changed, I did so research online.
Now I understood why the algorithm was ssed up yesterday.
Currently, n and won's perceptions of chastity were reversed.
Actually, that wasn't the only thing that had changed.
Considering Ji-min's irrational behavior and the landlady's bold sexual harassnt…
…n's sexual value had skyrocketed.
Even an ugly man like .
So how advantageous was it for handso n?
Apparently, not that much.
"n" themselves had beco incredibly rare.
For so unknown reason, there had been a change in male hormones. Most newborn males were now born with androgynous, almost feminine features, and their reproductive abilities were significantly weakened.
They'd been massively nerfed.
On the other hand, won had beco more feminine, with more developed breasts, longer fertility periods, and the ability to maintain a youthful appearance well into their twenties.
The explosive increase in won's libido seed to stem from this singularity.
The reversed chastity norms of society also played a role.
The value of n, or more accurately, the value of "dicks," had beco ridiculously high. The uglier the man, the higher the expectations for his "dick's function," making them more desirable to won.
Hmm. I didn't quite get it, but that was the theory.
In short…
The world had beco a chastity-reversed world where effeminate, impotent n made up the majority of the population…
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