I returned and sat on the sofa.
The trailer for the popular O-flix drama, ‘Sex is Real Love’, was playing on the screen.
[Were you that kind of woman too? You said let's date! You said let's love, but in the end, all you wanted was sex!?]
[Sex is love! I'm a woman too. Can't I want a fuck buddy?]
[You are truly disgusting. Jung Bong!]
'……'
It was quite sothing that this was considered a drama for won.
Who am I supposed to empathize with?
For soone like with a strong sex drive, it's easier to understand why the woman was so desperate.
"My pussy is so wet, I can't help it."
"The actor's performance is good, except for the slightly obvious dick compositing."
"My clit is hard."
"The way the guy suddenly explodes with lust in the latter half is so typical of Korean won's fantasies, it's hilarious lol Real n aren't like that lol"
└ Found the pussy who's never t a real man.
└ Surprisingly, there are a lot of n who are good in bed. Good at pussy pounding too.
└ The main character is pretty decent. The female lead took care of him for three years, bought him a house, got revenge for him. She did everything! He can at least give her so pussy pounding!!
It was a bit dizzying to see these kinds of porn-review-like comnts on a mainstream work.
Sex, sex, sex.
How crazy are won for sex?
If even mainstream dia was like this, then the underground scene must be flooded with content about n with ridiculously large dicks having sex with won.
That was the sa in the original world, so it wasn't that strange.
Except for the unsettling focus on balls, dicks, and n's asses, and the unnecessarily detailed depictions of penises.
But perhaps because I'd always liked vulgar genres, I didn't find it that strange.
I hadn't seriously considered how scarce n were in reality.
Even male actors with large dicks didn't exist, so they were resorting to AI compositing.
Was it similar to the situation with Instagram beauties whose faces were so filtered you couldn't recognize their original features?
The discourse on whether "big dicks" truly exist is quite a hot topic in female-dominated online communities.
'Still, it's not like beautiful won didn't exist, right?'
There were so truly beautiful people.
So…
Did that an I was one of the few "real" ones in this Reboot World?
'Not that it changed anything.'
My hikikomori life was unshakeable.
Admittedly, I'd had sex easily so far.
But won wouldn't just flock to unless I walked around with my dick out.
My range of activity was extrely limited, so I had no contact with the typical ways people t won, like blind dates, clubs, or bars.
Of course, I wasn't complaining.
Occasionally, or rather, quite often, being able to call soone over for sex was the perfect level of distance for a loser like .
I was going to continue living my loser life.
Even if I had beco a rare commodity, conquering all the pussies in the country and becoming an onahole master or building a harem was unimaginable for .
Wouldn't that be exhausting?
Having lots of beautiful girlfriends would be nice, but I couldn't handle it.
It would be too much to manage.
I wasn't cut out for that kind of life.
"It's trash normalization day."
Shall I go? Today's mission.
I had a lot of laundry too. The bedsheets kept getting wet no matter how often I changed them, and all my spare sheets were in the washing machine.
Today, let's focus on housework, and when I'm done, let's play gas.
I stuffed the trash into a 50L bag and went outside.
It was a little early for nightfall, the sun just beginning to set.
"Huh?"
As I put down the bag, I was slightly flustered by an unfamiliar sight.
On the apartnt parking lot floor…….
……There's a crater?
A crater about 10m in diater.
There's no other way to describe it than a crater.
When did this appear? Did a cot fall in front of the apartnt?
It was a miracle the building hadn't collapsed. It was a completely bizarre hole.
There was sothing like police tape around it, cordoning off the area…
It was strange that I, a resident, hadn't noticed the commotion this must have caused.
Well.
It wasn't unusual for soone like , who rarely went outside except for essential errands.
Sotis, I'd be surprised to see a new building pop up out of nowhere.
'A trace of the Reboot…….'
It might be related to the day everything started.
Just as I was about to dust off my hands and go back.
"Ah."
"Eot."
"Hmm?"
My eyes t with three female college students coming out of the cram school just ahead. I was flustered. Except when soone says, "Hey, there goes your boyfriend,"
Female students are usually oblivious to my existence. If I approached within 5m, they'd probably frown.
Such an unusual situation where they, by chance, are staring right at when I look up. For more than 5 seconds, too…….
It's a situation I've never experienced in my life.
No, looking back, there was.
When I was surrounded, bullied, beaten, and had my money extorted by scary delinquent older girls!!
My body instinctively went into fight-or-flight mode, becoming extrely tense.
Regardless, the slender, busty female student in the center was staring intently at .
'Heok.'
Delinquent.
It's the delinquent leggings girl!
I already label her a delinquent leggings girl in my mind, even though she's never bullied or extorted money from .
But she really did have that aura.
A cat-like beauty with a delinquent vibe that could freeze any loser in their tracks.
She had long, flowing blonde hair under a black cap, and she wore a cropped, ripped top that revealed her slim waist and stomach.
Below that were black leggings that clung to her toned thighs like body paint.
And in her mouth… was that a cigarette?
Her friends seed relatively normal, with a more innocent appearance. The girl on the left had braided hair and a crossbody bag.
Her skirt was short, but her outfit was otherwise normal. The other girl had slightly droopy eyes and a languid expression.
But she was beautiful. All three of them were beautiful, and the blonde girl made freeze just like Ha-rin had.
I was much bigger than her, but I couldn't help but feel intimidated.
The scan lasted about 10 seconds.
I took a deep breath, trying to convince myself that nothing would happen, when…
"……It's a dick."
The innocent-looking girl said.
"?"
And then, all at once,
"Dick spotted!"
"Catch it!"
The female student I thought was the most innocent started running towards !
Whoosh!!
"Sh-shit! What the!!?"
I ran in the opposite direction.
Why am I running away?!
What was I supposed to do when girls I'd never t before yelled "Dick spotted!" and started chasing ?
An unfamiliar fear gripped my brain.
"Dick spotted!"
"The dick is running away!!"
"Catch him!!"
"All troops, deploy the Manggudai formation!"
Hieeeek!!
Why?! What did I do wrong?!
I ran instinctively, sensing a threat, but the situation was ridiculously funny. Three college girls chasing a pot-bellied, unattractive man. What would even happen if they caught ?
"Catch the dick!"
"Dick, stop right there!"
"Dick!! The dick is running away!"
My na is not Dick!!
Chased by the female students yelling "Dick, dick," I was, hilariously enough, pushed all the way into an alley.
The three of them surrounded , giggling, and I felt a wave of PTSD wash over .
"Dick hunt successful."
The blonde girl put her hands on her hips and grinned.
She really was a delinquent leggings girl!
"Heehee."
"Mister, show us your dick."
Why were these innocent-looking girls so vulgar?
'Is this a Reboot event?'
…I thought I wouldn't have sex with any won unless I walked around with my dick hanging out.
I never imagined I'd encounter girls who would suddenly demand to see my dick.
"Dick. Dick."
"Dick!"
As the girls rubbed their breasts, I was half excited, half terrified.
Wasn't this a situation where *I* should be calling the police?
My mind was short-circuiting, the usual common sense clashing with the current situation.
"Pfft!"
Then,
The blonde girl took off her cap, tossed her long blonde hair back, and smiled brightly, as if she'd just seen sothing incredibly amusing. Her face was innocent and lovely, devoid of any malice.
Pretty…….
"Mister. Were you surprised?"
"This Mister, looks like he was really surprised."
"Mister, relax. It's just a prank~."
"Ah……. Aah…… Aha…."
Ah!! What was I thinking…….
I-it was a prank.
I thought getting dick-hunted by female students on the street was the Reboot average…….
*Kiss.*
The blonde girl sucked on her lollipop and looked up at with wide eyes.
"Mister. Do you live in that apartnt?"
"Uh, yeah? Sae-gyeong apartnt?"
"Yes."
"Yeah, I do."
Her tone was unexpectedly polite.
And… what I thought was a cigarette was a lollipop.
I realized how flustered I'd been to mistake it for a cigarette.
"I live there too. I didn't know there was soone like you living there."
"I-I'm a bit of a recluse."
"Are you a loser, mister?"
"……! ……!!"
Whoa.
Seriously, asking if I was a loser right after we t.
Did I look that much like a loser? (I did.)
Even so…
"?"
Just as I was about to protest, she tilted her head, her eyes devoid of any malice.
There were people like that.
Extroverted people who could say potentially offensive things without being offensive.
As if they were genuinely curious…
'And she's accurate…'
Still, I didn't want to admit to being a loser.
"Y-You shouldn't say things like that to adults."
"……."
"……."
*Suck, suck.*
My eyes were drawn to the lollipop she was sucking on.
I caught a glimpse of the tip of her tongue.
Ah, ah. No. Don't get hard. This wasn't the ti to get hard.
"Seo-rin, this mister is really scared. What should we do?"
"Don't worry, mister. We're not delinquents."
Then let go!
You were beautiful to look at, but this situation was suffocating.
The girl with the languid expression chuckled and said,
"We won't ask you to show your dick for free. We have money. How about 100,000 won?"
Suddenly soliciting prostitution?
"……."
The blonde girl, called Seo-rin, just stared at silently.
"I have 30,000 won."
" too. Seo-rin, let's split the cost of the dick. You cover the rest."
They pooled their money and offered it to .
I was beyond shocked. I felt like I was experiencing the vastness of the universe.
Seo-rin, the blonde leggings girl who was sucking on a lollipop, smiled sweetly.
"Will you show us your dick, mister?"
"Would you?"
"Ah, he's not falling for it."
Would anyone?!
Don't suddenly shift the conversation to prostitution!
Even if my sense of ethics was shattered in this world, I wasn't so far gone that I'd think it was normal to show my dick to schoolgirls on the street!
Even if I was a loser who recklessly creampied his sister!
The girls put their money away, giggling. They seed to find the situation itself amusing.
"Mister, you shouldn't walk around alone like that when it's getting dark."
"Right, right. What if you get raped by pent-up pussies like us?"
"Your face is really sothing. The typical big dick face!"
"……."
Was I… being sexually harassed?
It was a little hard to process, but I managed to understand it that way.
"Your dick is big, right, mister?"
"Your dick is big, right?"
"Is it big?"
The three of them cornered in harmony.
My dick was getting horny in front of the chirping female students.
"……."
Should I just whip out my dick? What would happen then?
At least, I don't think I'd get arrested for showing my dick to girls who act like this.
I didn't think I'd get arrested for showing my dick to girls like this.
But I wasn't sure. I couldn't easily bring myself to pull down my pants in front of them.
"Eh. This isn't fun."
"This is really the last ti. We won't do it again."
"Go ho safely, mister."
"Uh, yeah… okay…"
They suddenly reverted to being polite schoolgirls.
It seed like it really had just been a joke.
*Bow.*
As if realizing they'd crossed a line, the three dick-spotting girls bowed their heads in apology…
"While they're pretending to bow!!"
"Dick reveal!"
"You should at least let us see your dick, mister! Even if it's small, it's okay, so…"
*Rip!*
As if on cue, the girls pulled down my pants, which were already easy to remove being sweatpants, along with my underwear.
I had no ti to react. I never imagined I'd be pranked like this by schoolgirls at my age.
My erect dick, suddenly exposed to the cool air, sprang out, and…
"Gasp."
"Huh?"
"Oh?"
The female students froze, as if they'd seen sothing completely unexpected.
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