Chapter 352: Hey? Is That Custor Service?
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
The rotting leaves were covered with another thick layer of new leaves. A short figure emitted “zi ya, zi ya” sounds and was about to walk forward when soone stopped his advance and gestured nervously.
The figure was in a daze and spoke unhappily, “D*mn you, if there’s a problem... Ooo!”
He didn’t manage to complete his sentence before soone covered his mouth and pointed nervously to the clearing ahead, where there were three Ogres talking loudly. However, they could only hear soft voices since it was a distance away.
The gars of Victoria City couldn’t understand the language of the Ogres.
Lancelot squatted nearby and was feeling chills due to the behavior of the gars. They had been chatting non-stop since they entered the forest. Lancelot wanted to order them to keep quiet, but it was of no use.
Soon, the gars discovered the whereabouts of the Ogres. They said, “Gosh, soone on the forum encountered the Ogres and was killed! They’re nearby! Find the blood trails, it should be around.”
For the next hour, they continued chatting.
“Soone on the forum...”
“The post on the forum...”
“What was discussed on the forum?”
“Forum...”
Forums, forums, forums. What kind of intelligence organization was the forum? Lancelot didn’t know, he only knew that these Humans, Fairies, and Elves knew the movents of the Ogres. The gars moved left and maneuvered right while they chatted nonstop. Then, they surrounded the Ogres!
Yes, they surrounded their prey!
Lancelot had never encountered such a strange siege. The gars chatted as they walked, and occasionally, they would lay down on the ground and then get up a minute later. After that, they surrounded the three Ogres!
The gars didn’t intend to remain quiet. A distant person shouted, “We have completed the siege here. Hurry up!”
The loud shouting alerted the Ogres, who stood up and roared furiously.
Though there were many gars around, Lancelot was nervous, and his palms perspired profusely. He wasn’t afraid of battle, but the enemies were four- to five-ter tall Ogres who only appeared in books or legends as evil creatures. But now, they stood alive in front of him. As an honorable Knight, he felt extrely hot-blooded when faced with such vile creatures.
“Warriors!”
He raised his sword and shouted to the gars, “Our enemies are evil Underworld creatures, so don’t have rcy! Attack them bravely and...”
Lancelot didn’t finish his sentence as the gars had already charged out. So gars even started shouting.
“Gosh, we are having a Plot Animation here, but the gars on the opposite side have already started charging! Don’t do that! The equipnt is mine!”
“Equipnt? The mission stated that the Ogres’ equipnt would have to be submitted to Duchess Lilo!”
“Ai, it’s a pity, but we can’t expect too much from the opening Plot Mission.”
The horde of gars flooded towards the three Ogres...
...
Lilo gazed at three pieces of flesh that were covered with mosaic. If Sherlock had not inford her about the arrangent of the three Ogres, she wouldn’t suspect those things to be Ogres.
The gars before Lilo were all quiet and motionless. Even Lancelot could feel the suppression. It felt as though he was being pressed down.
Lancelot didn’t know that it was Lilo’s dominant aura.
“Not bad,” Lilo said to the gar. “Prepare for an attack against the Ogre Fortress.”
“Wait, wait a mont! Duchess Lilo, if we don’t prepare well and attack the Ogres recklessly, we’ll have no chance against them. It was a difficult battle against the three Ogres.”
Lancelot was full of injuries. If the gars hadn’t used their bodies as shields, Lancelot would be dead. As a Human, his strength was inferior to the evil creatures of the Underworld.
“I understand, but we will not be afraid, and we will defeat those Ogres. That’s all, don’t say anymore.”
Lilo raised her hand to stop Lancelot from speaking. Then, she returned to the small Castle, leaving the three Hamsters to speak to the gars.
“Prepare for battle! We’ll prepare the Teleport Portal!”
They then followed Lilo and left.
The gars resud their chattering while Lancelot was in a daze, recalling the previous events. His eyes lit up as he thought about Grand Priest Baldhead’s words, “These people were sent by God.”
They were representing the Light races to destroy the evil of the Underworld!
...
A long black tail was wavering on a chair.
Two hind legs that were too short to reach the ground were swinging in the air, while a claw manipulated a mouse and clicked furiously to control a woman holding dual guns on a computer screen. Eggface looked at the screen, speaking from ti to ti.
“Anyti boss.”
“I’m there.”
“Shake it baby!”
“Yeah baby!”
At this mont, a minimized webpage emitted beeping sounds.
Eggface mumbled to himself and stopped his computer ga, then switched to the webpage.
A chat window popped out, and on the right side of the chat window were two chat nas:
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001]
The na below was [Winter Lord Overseer].
[Winter Lord Overseer: Is anyone around? Custor service?]
Eggface took out a piece of paper, which was full of custor service responses. He searched through and copied the relevant parts.
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Yes, dearest. How can I help you?]
[Winter Lord Overseer: Gosh! There’s custor service! Are you faking it?]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Dearest, I am new to the job. How can I help you?]
[Winter Lord Overseer: Ah, it’s nothing much. I just wanted to check out the custor service. I’m surprised. I tried it out, and it’s for real. Will you be annoyed since you’re the only representative?]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: No, dearest, I’m now doing on-the-job-training, so I only work one hour per day.]
[Winter Lord Overseer: Ah, I see...]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: If there’s nothing else, I will end the chat. If there are any problems, look for again, dearest. (づ̄ 3 ̄)づ]
Eggface closed the chat window in disdain, but just as he was about to resu his computer ga, another series of beeping sounds were heard.
Eggface switched to the chat window. It was another person.
[Dragon Raja No.1: Ai? Gosh, custor service?]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Yes, dearest. How can I help you?]
[Dragon Raja No.1: Ah, it’s nothing. I didn’t manage to defeat the Ogres. Is there a new Ogre Plot? Can you provide so equipnt?]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Dearest, Ogres are a high-level race that produces good quality equipnt. Please work harder to defeat the Ogres and obtain their equipnt~]
[Dragon Raja No.1: No, I just said that I can’t defeat the Ogres!]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Then go and get better equipnt!]
[Dragon Raja No.1: I have to defeat the Ogres to obtain good equipnt!]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Then go and defeat the Ogres!]
[Dragon Raja No.1: I can’t defeat the Ogres!]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Are you fooling , dearest? I am ending the chat. Please clear your head before coming back. (〃’▽’〃)]
“Who was that? Was that intentional?”
Eggface muttered to himself, feeling that it was impossible to understand. Right as he was about to resu his computer ga, the chat window indicated a new chat.
[Noon: Wah! There’s custor service!]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: (づ̄3 ̄)づ Dearest, how can I help you?]
[Noon: Are you a little woman?]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Please do not ask questions unrelated to the ga, dearest!]
[Noon: Your reaction indicates that you’re a woman! I love you, little woman!]
[“Dungeon” Custor Service 001: Dearest, if you are harassing , I will end the chat.]
[Noon: Miss! Miss!]
Eggface ended the chat decisively.
What was that about? Were they that free? Why were they not playing gas? Was chatting fun?
Eggface was unable to understand. As he was about to resu his computer ga, the beeping sounds were heard.
Eggface shut off the computer and pushed the keyboard away. Tears welled up as he walked angrily to the nest at the corner, and he snorted indignantly and cried.
“Ooo, ooo, ooo...”
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