Lemon and Apple entered the alleyway in a strange posture, sowhere between annoying and sleazy, with their heads held high and their upper bodies swaying.
Heh?
Tsk. New faces.
The tough-looking won, huddled together smoking, clicked their tongues upon spotting their fellow tradespeople. However, they soon noticed Lemon and Apples ears and were bewildered.
Elves? Why would elves be
You dumb bitch! Why do you think elves would co all the way to a back alley like this to find folks like us!
As if realizing sothing, one of them widened her eyes, stamped out her cigarette, and asked, Where are you folks from?
Hmm. A reasonable reaction. No matter how much Lemon and Apple might look like third-rate thugs, an elf was still an elf. Moreover, elves were known for being a race without petty criminals, the reason being that cri doesnt pay.
In other words, they must have concluded that behind the seemingly trivial Lemon and Apple was a formidable big shot. Quick thinking. Well, they wouldnt have survived otherwise.
My admiration for their quick shift in stance was short-lived. The two elves, who were even less than local thugs, giggled and puffed out their flat chests.
Hehe. Curious who sent us?
Dont be shocked. Theyre a ruthless butcher and a debt collector whod chase you to the ends of hell to claim whats owed to them.
Jonah, that fearso na refers to this person right here!
Everyone bows their heads to him!
?
What kind of nonsense was that?
Suddenly, Lemon and Apple pointed to where I was hiding. I should have realized when they rushed over there, making a ruckus.
The thugs, locking eyes with , montarily wore stupefied expressions.
Right. I understand. I, too, would have made that face if an uwu middle school girl appeared, claiming they were a national-level gang boss.
But thanks to the thugs being more surprised than , I was able to regain my composure quickly.
Originally, Lemon and Apple were supposed to pick a fight, and I planned to co in and pretend to break it up during their argunt, then sneak into their pockets. No matter how thuggish, they wouldnt just beat up a pretty boy who ca to stop the fight. Then it would have been an easy, simple, and quick pickpocketing formula complete.
Argh! I dont care anymore! Just die!
If Ive already been caught, the only remaining thod was to strike first to win.
For that reason, I charged at the head of the thugs at the very front who questioned us.
Huh?
I threw a noose made of the sturdy rope I had fashioned yesterday towards her, who still hadnt co to her senses.
She tried to take off the noose, sensing that it was dangerous
Its too late!
In an instant, I traversed the narrow alley, climbed onto the shoulders of the thug leader, tightly wrapped the noose around her neck, and strangled her.
Gurk.
While she was trying to untangle the rope around her neck, I struck the back of her head with the handle of the dagger.
Phuck!
Unfortunately, unlike in the movies, she didnt pass out from one blow, so I kept hitting her until she did.
Phuck! Phuck! Phuck!
Argh! Gurk! Geuk.
Maybe it was a lucky shot. Trembling, the leader ladys eyes rolled back, and she collapsed.
Towards the other thugs, who had all frozen from what happened in the blink of an eye, I flipped them off.
You guys territory is done for! From now on, this place is under the control of Sir Jonah!
Those who dont agree, co at !
The labyrinth city was relatively safe for a place teeming with tough adventurers. The reason was simple. The real scary ones were either holed up in the labyrinth or were the corporate mafia types who had no interest in petty cris.
Of course, there were the occasional serial killers, drug dealers, or professional human traffickers. But those usually had their heads caved in by a guilds subjugation request or got done in by the real big shots for bothering their markets before long.
The Twin Dagger Clan that kidnapped was just like that. They were too passionate about human trafficking and ended up getting caught by the guild.
Anyway, given such circumstances, unless you deliberately venture deep into the dark parts, there really werent many dangerous folks around. That had been why I used to pickpocket around the city before I t Lydia.
But even thugs who relied on extorting protection money from orphans and beggars as their main inco because they were too scared of ssing with legitimate businesses, would dine and dash at street stalls, and would enact bloody revenge (no one dies) when their lackeys co to them beaten up, they would still be stronger than .
It wasnt without reason that I thought of using Lemon and Apple. It was because I wasnt confident with direct confrontation. That had been the case
Pl-please spare us, and we will swear loyalty to you!
?
I looked down at the five or six thugs kneeling before . Clothes that stuck tightly to their bodies, the sll of alcohol and cigarettes emanating from their entire beings, and faces that, though scarred and rugged by the standards of the continent, didnt look too bad in my eyes.
The thugs that I considered so fearso just months ago were now bowing down in front of . And this wasnt even the first ti. This was already the third group.
How had it co to this?
Lemon and Apple continued to reveal my location stupidly, and in a mont of panic, I subdued the strongest-looking one first. Then, when the rest of the gang imdiately surrendered, I just took their wallets and let them go. Maybe that was the problem.
At first, those who had been so scared of visibly relaxed, and then they began following around. Even if I told them to scram, they would only stay at a distance for a short while but never stop their persistent following.
Feeling it was sowhat pointless to just leave things as they were, I asked if there were any decent targets around to fleece, and with a gleeful expression, I would be guided to another alley.
And just like Lemon and Apple had done, they introduced with confidence.
Crazy won.
Perhaps because I had lackeys (they werent) with , but the already hostile atmosphere reached its peak, and we were attacked first But we ended up winning the fight.
My experience from the labyrinth, especially the experience of facing the Horn Rabbits, helped a lot. If I could handle that swift creatures speed, how could the punches of these pathetic thugs, who hadnt even beco proper adventurers, reach ?
The ones who seed to be the leader charged at first but ended up punching empty air before being subdued. As soon as their leader was easily captured, the underlings surrendered without hesitation. I took all their wallets and let them go once again, but they started to follow around just like the others.
I was so baffled that even when I asked why they were doing this, they just clung on persistently, asking to be accepted as my subordinate, so I got a bit tired of it and sent them over to Lemon and Apple.
Thus, the number of my lackeys (seriously, theyre not) doubled.
Half-giving up, I asked for the next target, hoping to resolve things quietly this ti
But Lemon and Apple, not wanting to be outdone by the newcors, rushed out and shouted aloud before I could stop them. That I wanted this to be resolved quietly, so they should do as told.
And that led us to now.
These ones didnt even think about fighting ; they just imdiately knelt down.
Why was it that I rembered the whole process, but I still didnt understand how it ended up like this?
Seriously, what the heck?
As I was tilting my head in confusion, Lemon and Apple, standing beside , started to scold them loudly.
How dare you! Who do you even think Sir Jonah is?!
Do you think you can survive with such empty-handed loyalty?
Shouting this, the twins rubbed their index and thumb together. It was a demand so blatant that it seed ridiculous, but perhaps this was exactly the kind of thing that worked, as the thugs who had been shivering in fear suddenly widened their eyes.
They hurriedly started rummaging through their pockets. Polite enough to take out their wallets and place them on the ground, Lemon and Apple collected them all and handed them to .
Hmm.
I pretended to be displeased as I took the wallets. Of course, its not like there was a lot of money in them. Even the thickest wallet from the leader barely contained a little more than 2 silver.
Still, after collecting everything, it seed like they had about four silver. Including what we extorted from the previous groups, it all added up to nearly 13 silver.
Originally, the plan was to sneak a wallet or two from those quarreling with Lemon and Apple, so I thought that earning 2~3 silvers would be a big haul
But my plan has changed. The benefits now outweighed my unease. Abandoning my hesitation, I nodded.
Good. Thats enough. You can stand up now.
Be grateful for Sir Jonahs generosity!
Now you are also part of our family!
Thank you Thank you.
Lemon and Apple proudly declared them to join us, and the third boss seed genuinely relieved.
I poked the sides of the twin elves as I watched the thugs stagger to their feet.
Heut.
Hnngh.
Stop making weird noises, and co talk with for a second. I have sothing to discuss.
What is it? If you have sothing to discuss do you need to go to the bathroom?
Lemon. n dont go to the bathroom.
Whats that nonsense? Why would I call you just to go to the bathroom? And Apple Pay. Even n go to the bathroom, you know?
Lemon just blinked dumbly as if she was truly clueless, and Apple slumped down like the world had just ended.
Sighing deeply at the sight, I pointed behind us to the thugs no, now my lackeys, welcoming the newcors.
Whats with them? Why do they act as if its natural to beco my subordinates?
Huh? Werent you planning to take over this area?
Did you not know what you were getting into? This is surprising in its own way.
No, I wasnt trying to do this. I was just going to swipe their wallets and run. Anyway, I really dont understand, so hurry up and explain.
Lemon and Apple looked at each other and nodded.
Its simple. Jonah tried to subdue them while inflicting the least amount of harm.
You didnt even try to kill or cripple them. In this industry, thats how you tell soone to join you.
But what if you just talkno, of course, theyre out here ripping off kids instead of going to the labyrinth because talking it out doesnt work.
Theres another reason for that as well. Jonah is young and cute, right?
How would the others consider those who got completely beaten by Jonah? Those around them would ignore them.
So their mindset is since Ive already lost, let all the other bitches get screwed over too?
Its similar but a bit different.
If everyone gets beaten by Jonah, they arent the only ones that will be embarrassed. Its just that Jonah was strong.
.
Above all, in this field, if theres soone who can fight as well as Jonah, you absolutely have to cling to them.
Or never get involved again and just live a decent life.
Theyre too faithful to the law of the jungle
That was the reason?
I shook my head in disbelief and asked, Arent you two ashad to submit to a young guy like ?
What are you talking about? Its exciting.
Serving a female boss is normal, but serving a male boss is hot.
Ah.
I understood. Loli boss? Hell yeah.
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