Yesterday, we ventured into the labyrinth, granting a day off today. Consequently, the destination I chose for today was none other than
Ding-
Hello! Im back after just a day!
Oh my? Seeing you so soon was unexpected. What brings you here today, Sir Jonah? Perhaps there was so sort of issue?
Have you finally realized it? That was my doing. (X)
Im glad to see you and concerned for your wellbeing. (O)
There was no issue. On the contrary, actually, only positive developnts. Perhaps its all thanks to the necklace I received from Miss Eve?
Well, if thats the case, Im relieved. But rember, luck and misfortune are two sides of the sa coin.
Ill definitely kill you next ti. (X)
Im relieved. (O)
Its okay. I rember everything Miss Eve told . By the way, are you open right now? Im concerned I might have arrived too early.
Lemon and Apple were asleep on the sofa, their limbs entangled. Seeing the two still deeply asleep, I asked her, and Eves smile deepened.
Yes, we are open. Its just that its the first ti soone has arrived this early Im embarrassed you had to see this.
Youve witnessed sothing you shouldnt have. (X)
Truly embarrassed. (O)
Ah. Well, its true that I arrived early, so please dont be too hard on yourself.
Politely shaking my head, I looked for a place to sit. However, no matter how much I searched, there wasnt a single spot available in the small shop.
This was because the shop lacked space, leading Lemon and Apple to share the sa sofa for their slumber.
Noticing this, Eve ceased her leisurely tidying of the shop and stood up.
Its about ti. Would you mind waiting just a mont?
Watch carefully what Im about to do (X)
The sun has risen, so its ti to wake the twin elves. (O)
Theres no need to trouble yourself, Miss Eve. How about I just do this?
Grinning, I sat down directly on top of Lemon and Apple.
Wh, whos there!
Izz an attack?
Having their stomachs squashed by my butt, Lemon and Apple woke up babbling nonsense. Their eyes were hazy, likely because their minds werent fully awake yet.
An attack? Thats a bit harsh. Where would you find an enemy as cute as ?
Gasp! Its sothing scarier than an enemy!
Why are you here?
Once our eyes t, their gazes sharpened, now fully awake. Lemon seed genuinely terrified, while Apple cautiously inquired about my intentions.
For so reason, ever since Lemon peed lemonade, shes been overly cautious around .
I gathered up Lemons long hair, disheveled in every direction. Then, as if wielding a duster, I lightly tapped the faces of the twin elves.
Pap pap.
Th, that tickles.
The sll of Lemons hair is unpleasant
Lemon and Apple struggled but were unable to push away. I chuckled at their appearance and spoke.
I ca here because I had sothing to do, but there were no seats, so I just sat down Did you mind?
Not at all! The feel of your buttocks was so vivid that it was actually nice!
Lemon. Its not good to speak too honestly.
Ahaha! Thats alright. Consider it the price for becoming my cushion.
Jonah is so generous.
Lemon doesnt bother you anymore?
Well, I settled my grudge against the two of you with what I received from Eve yesterday. And as for Lemon, shes always botherso, so I just let her be.
Th-theres an angel here
Wake up, Lemon. Have you already forgotten what happened yesterday? Its definitely a monster wearing an angels disguise.
Lemon seed deeply moved, while Apple scolded Lemon, tossing rude remarks about . Whos she calling a monster?
Pressing down on Apple with my thigh as a sign to shut it quickly settled her.
After reaching an agreent with the cushions, I relaxed in a more comfortable position, but only for a mont.
Eve, who had been watching this entire process, spoke up with a voice more imposing than usual.
You seem quite close?
So thats your weakness. (X)
Im jealous, do it for too. (O)
I nodded, casually dismissing the brain translator that was beginning to malfunction.
Well, Ive even seen them naked in the labyrinth after all. In Lemons case, there was an even worse incident So this much is nothing.
Ah-ha?
Understood. (X)
So when are you doing it to ? (O)
I could feel the brain translator going haywire, but I deliberately ignored it until Eve brought up the main topic.
By the way, what brings you here today, Sir Jonah? If its not about the side effects of Lucky Strike, Im at a loss.
Well, of course, I ca to see Miss Eve! Is what Id like to say, but actually, I ca to ask you to take a look at sothing.
I pulled out the unicorn horn from my bag. It had been dormant inside the pocket, but it started to shine brightly as soon as my hand touched it.
This is.
A unicorn horn?!
Oh. As expected from Miss Eve. You can tell just by looking.
I never knew a unicorn horn could shine so brightly.
How very interesting. (X)
Wow! A virgin! (O)
Sohow, Eves gaze seed to scan not the horn but my body. Tickled by that sensation, I couldnt help but smile as I spoke.
I happened to acquire it sowhere. Where do you think it could be best used?
You just happened to acquire a unicorns horn, which is known to be extinct? No, I wont delve deep into that part.
Dont lie. (X)
Wow! A virgin!(O)
Uh Could you just explain it to ? I didnt even know unicorns were extinct.
Its simple. Unicorns are creatures that adore maidens. However, due to the aftermath of the War of the Fallen Gods, mortals concepts of chastity and sexual desire beca twisted. The value of maidens decreased, and so did the population of unicorns.
You really didnt know this? Seriously? (X)
Wow! A virgin! (O)
Hmm. So, they went extinct because of that?
No. If it was just that, they might have sohow managed to keep their lineage alive. The problem was that as the concepts of chastity beca twisted, so did the characteristics of unicorns.
What does this guy even know? (X)
Wow! A virgin! (O)
The brain translator and Eve. Her explanation continued, with one of those two completely broken.
In summary, unicorns were also affected by the gender reversal beam and started to prefer virgins over maidens, but their bodies still reacted sensitively to maidens.
Because of this, touching a non-maiden would cause them to vomit blood and die or beco corrupted and turn into a bicorn. The sa happened when touched by non-virgins, leading to a rapid decline in their population. And now, they were completely extinct.
Of course, it wasnt that there werent any unicorn horns collected and stored in the past but they were traded at a very high price, making them difficult to obtain.
So, its really been a long ti since Ive seen a unicorns horn. Especially one that shines like this.
So surprising (X)
Wow! A virgin! (O)
I just thought it shone when touched by a virgin or a maiden, but it seems theres also a difference in brightness.
Surprisingly, unicorns can distinguish between maidens and virgins even after death. Therefore, even if its a horn that has already been detached, if its handled by non-maidens and non-virgins multiple tis during transportation, the light becos increasingly dull, and the power within the horn weakens. Its not that Im young, but this is the first ti Ive seen such a horn.
What a precious material (X)
Wow! A virgin! (O)
Wowthats really a unique taste. Those unicorns.
I nodded and then looked down. I asked Lemon and Apple, who were looking at and the horn with an irritated expression and snickering.
Are you two maidens?
N, no Im not! I may be young for an elf, but still, throughout the years Ive lived
Lemon is a virgin.
Apple?! Why would you expose like that!
And I am a virgin as well.
Lemon vehently shook her head in denial, while Apple calmly stated the truth.
It seems Apples claims were correct. After all, it must be because they had imnse anticipation for their first experience that they completely fell for Gales trap.
What did they say? That he said hed go wash up so they should ready themselves, so they really waited inside the labyrinth completely naked but were captured by the other raiders?
Even after being tricked by a bloodsucker or maybe bloodpumper would be more accurate. Anyway, even after being tricked by a man, the two were staring at with passionate gazes.
Smiling at their steadfast attitude, I proceeded to place the unicorn horn on each of them.
There and there.
Each ti it touched Lemon and Apple, the horns light grew stronger.
Lemon seed to want to die out of sha, and Apple just sighed deeply. To them, I announced with a dead serious expression.
I believe it. You are indeed virgins.
Kyaaaak! No, no Im not! I am an experienced adult woman!
Lemon Youre just embarrassing yourself. You must humbly accept reality.
Laughing at the two making a fuss, I then extended the horn towards Eve.
How about you, Miss Eve?
Hehe. What do you think?
Daring to dig into my past, mortal? (X)
I dont want to be exposed as a virgin at this age (O)
Finally, the brain translator returned to normal. Watching Eve stealthily move back, I swiftly extended the horn towards her.
Tap.
The mont the unicorns horn touched the back of Eves hand, the entire store was enveloped in a bright light.
Whoosh-!!
The amount of light was so imnse that it could have made one go blind. Eves face, having just proven her thousand-year virginity, flushed red.
It was a rather rare sight given Eves normal relaxed deanor.
I smiled broadly at Eve, who stood completely stunned.
Wow! A maiden!
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It was petty revenge.
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