“Waah.”
After rescuing Eve. Pangrave was literally turned upside down.
It was a near-miss, but the incident almost wiped out the high-ranking elves due to One Who Devours the Twilight’s terror.
In this day and age, where there is so preparation against One Who Devours the Twilight…or rather, where it is believed that there is such preparation, it is rare for them to intrude so deeply into Pangrave.
Moreover, the mastermind behind this attempted terror attack is none other than the president of the Cradle Trading Company, one of the groups responsible for one-third of Pangrave’s economy.
If such an incident can be calmly passed over, it would either be because the person has resolved the matter and is reassured, or that they avoided the worst-case scenario due to the guidance of a transmigrator.
For reference, I am soone who fits both descriptions, and what I’m doing now…
“Waah…!”
I lay bound all over, confined to a bed in the Temple’s infirmary. Without soone’s assistance, I couldn’t even eat properly!
…Well, it’s not like I was kidnapped like Eve.
I had simply exhausted my body by repeatedly engaging in battles that forced to exceed my limits.
So now, wrapped in bandages all over, I was hospitalized in the Temple, receiving Ellie’s care.
“Waah…”
As I let out a deep sigh, Ellie frowned deeply and put down the spoon she was holding.
“Hey, I’m feeding you right now, so why do you keep whining! Just stay still for a mont!”
“Sigh…Miss Ellie. Don’t you see the difference between the ‘waah’ from a mont ago and the ‘waah’ now?”
“A ‘waah’ is a ‘waah’. What’s the difference?”
“My goodness! How can you say such a thing!”
The reason why an adult (ntally limited) pretends to be a baby is simple.
Life is so exhausting and hard, to turn away from that suffering.
They long to return to the carefree days of childhood, free from the heavy burden of responsibility….
No matter how desperately they wish, ti does not turn back, and they realize that the reality they face has beco even more cruel.
Thus, just as one becos honest before death, a person regains their purest form in the face of extre trials.
Pretending to be a baby is both a romanticization of the past and a ans of escaping reality, yet it is also a struggle to endure today and move forward to tomorrow.
“Do you understand? Pretending to be a baby is akin to a death throe…”
“Open your mouth.”
“Yes.”
Ellie extended a spoon. The soup contained in it flows down the esophagus, warming the entire body.
As that particular feeling subsided, the taste of the soup finally ca through.
Whether it had been simred for a long ti or not, it was appropriately thick and went down smoothly. The mont I took a sip, the good sll of spices filled my nose.
And the last thing that touched my teeth was a piece of at cut into a bite-sized chunk.
The at, mixed with just the right amount of fat, was soft and delicious, making it a nutritious al on its own.
Chew, chew. Gulp.
“Even though it’s annoying that Miss Ellie listens to my stories with one ear and lets them out the other… Since the soup is delicious, I’ll let it slide. What is it made of, anyway?”
“Drake’s haunch.”
“…Isn’t that a 6th-floor monster?”
“Right. I bought it at a high price, so don’t complain and make sure to chew it all thoroughly.”
“Okay.”
No wonder it tasted so good and gave energy just by eating it. It must have been really good at.
Nodding, I took another bite from Ellie.
Ellie’s cooking skills are always impressive. Though it looks sowhat inconvenient with just one arm… I’ll soon fix that, so it’s okay.
Now that I have the qualification to go up to the third floor. I can get a prosthetic hand there.
“Miss Ellie. This is just out of curiosity.”
“Huh? What is it?”
“If you could have your arm back, what would you do? Would you still run the tavern?”
“If I got my arm back…? Hmm. I can attach a prosthetic now, but it breaks easily if I use it roughly because it can’t handle my strength.”
“Delicate items inevitably have lower durability. But what I’m talking about is a hypothetical situation. Like if your arm suddenly regenerated or if a prosthetic matching your physical abilities appeared.”
“…In simple terms, you’re talking about going back to my pri days, right? Well, what should I do.”
Ellie, who was pondering for a mont, made close my mouth by feeding another spoonful of soup, and then continued speaking.
“I think the tavern itself will continue for a while. Jason quit because he got married this ti, but the other guys still have a lot of debt and their futures don’t look very bright.”
“Ah.”
Co to think of it, Ellie’s tavern originally also offered slightly risqué services.
Ellie had loosened things up quite a bit, and because I often suggested events like bunny outfits or butler uniforms without much thought, the atmosphere has changed to be a bit more wholeso now.
Of course, it also helps that when I enter, the custors beco more polite under Ellie’s watchful eyes, and the employees now want to do sowhat normal work.
Ellie giggled at nodding alone.
“Well, once all the kids beco independent, then maybe you and I can explore the Labyrinth like Lydia and Benny.”
“Really?”
“Of course. The Labyrinth is a place where you can quickly grow stronger, and the more dangerous it is, the more your skills improve, but many adventurers really die there. Unless you quit being an adventurer, I’ll keep following you. Even if you’re embarrassed, I won’t let you off.”
“? Embarrassed of you? Why?”
“Isn’t it embarrassing to have a guardian following you around like a newbie adventurer…?”
“Why would that be embarrassing…?”
“…?”
“…?”
Ellie and I tilted our heads at each other. But I was serious. With Ellie, I could boldly enter even the sowhat dangerous places up to the 7th floor.
It was during this long mont of us watching each other.
Bang!
The door burst open roughly, and Lydia, Benny, Eve, and Karen all ca rushing in at once.
Lydia, who was at the forefront, placed her hand on her waist and thrust out her enormous chest as she spoke.
“Here I am.”
“…Miss Lydia. Aren’t you embarrassed by that?”
“Hehe. I ca to see Sir Jonah, and there’s a familiar face.”
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“It’s been a while, Jonah. We’ve wrapped up the recent matter, so I’ve co to report the details.”
It seems like Karen is the only sane one.
Shaking my head, I asked Karen for a mont of understanding.
“It’s been a while, Karen! Ah, I’d love to hear it, but could you wait just a bit?”
“Of course. If Jonah wishes, I will wait here for days.”
“…It really won’t take that long, just a mont will be enough!”
Screaming loudly, I released the power of the grinning fully-leveled Goddess Statue, which was surely making a silly face, clinging to from inside the bandages.
Fwoosh-!
Even though we were indoors, a light from sowhere enveloped . Simultaneously, the divine power bursting from my entire body turned into a pinkish aura.
The priest suggested an extre treatnt, wrapping my whole body in consecrated bandages, saying my body seed badly damaged…but this level of injury could be healed with just one Sanctuary.
The reason I’ve been quietly hospitalized until now was to fend off visitors while this situation got resolved, as too much attention was focused on .
Besides, the fact that soone had obtained the power of the World Tree beca known, and the Guild kept pestering to reveal the summoning conditions for the Floor Guardian of the first floor.
If it becos known that I can unfold a Sanctuary there, the Pope will undoubtedly co after without hesitation.
So, I need to show a slightly weaker side. To hide my true capabilities.
Of course, it’s fine here since everyone knows.
“Uhtchacha.”
I untied the bandage by myself and adjusted my posture. Now that I looked, everyone was watching with curious expressions, but Karen alone knelt reverently before on one knee in prayer.
…Her faith is truly remarkable.
I chuckled and playfully extended my foot. It was ant to signal that she could get up now….
“Thank you.”
“Huh.”
Karen respectfully took my foot and kissed the top of it.
The ticklish sensation from where her lips touched quickly turned into a tingling feeling, making shiver involuntarily.
…Did I like this kind of thing?
Like a snake that has found its prey, Eve’s eyes glead insidiously (actually, lewdly) as I tried my best to ignore her and naturally opened my mouth.
“So? How did this matter get resolved?”
“Yes. We have secured the route where One Who Devours the Twilight was hiding, and we have captured all the executives of the Cradle Trading Company who were following Tuberose.”
“Oh. That’s a relief.”
“At the beginning, there were many concerns since Miss Rosemary took the lead in all these processes, but after seeing the results, the opinions have shifted to seeing her as trustworthy. Thanks to that, even though the Cradle Trading Company is faltering, it seems they can at least maintain minimal credibility.”
“Hmm hmm. My cash cow…I an, my friend seems to be doing well. How about the Temple and the Guild?”
“The Temple is talking about eradicating One Who Devours the Twilight, saying that sothing that should never happen has indeed happened. Of course, the radical faction’s claims will not be fully accepted, as always.”
“Still, the atmosphere will inevitably beco stricter regarding heresy.”
“Yes. I’ve also heard news that they are reinforcing the Inquisitors.”
“Anything else?”
“Nothing other than the fact that the Pope has started to take an interest in Jonah.”
“Just in case, let ask…”
“It should be fine. The Pope sees Jonah as a capable adventurer and a benefactor to the elves, but has no idea about your connection to the Goddess of Love. At most, she sees the purity and quantity of your divine power and considers you a person of strong faith.”
“Tsk. He’s grown a lot, but only to that extent.”
Of course, the divine power held by the Pope is vastly greater than mine. Recently, I acquired a 5-star Power, significantly increasing my divine power, but since it’s a passive Power, it’s not overwhelmingly imnse.
Perhaps slightly better than a mid-level priest? Of course, having such divine power without being a priest is an incredible feat…but it’s not enough to threaten the Pope.
However, the nature of my divine power has completely changed. When the Avatar of Love is fully unleashed, the atmosphere and presence it exudes are akin to that of a true goddess.
As I nodded to myself, Karen continued speaking calmly.
“And as for the guild, Cradle Trading Company has been fined and ordered to undergo a five-year audit.”
“…What?”
“Even though it’s said she’s already dead, since Tuberose involved soone from the Cradle Trading Company, there’s no helping it.”
“……”
Even in death, responsibility does not end. It’s common sense in this world that one’s children or subordinates resu it.
Though it still feels unfamiliar to .
“And those who attended the banquet also demanded compensation.”
“…Why?”
“Didn’t they almost die?”
“Even knowing I’m on the side of the Cradle Trading Company?”
“Politics is politics, and capital is capital, as they say.”
“……”
What the hell, why aren’t these bastards engaging in collusion??
I shook my head in disbelief before opening my mouth.
“Sigh. So, after settling all this, what happens? It’s still the Cradle Trading Company, so it’ll be okay, right?”
“Of course. According to Miss Rosemary’s ssage, they need to close down all branches, Cradle-affiliated shops, and related businesses, but they can at least keep the main store.”
“Phew. So, even if I ask for so money to be loaned out…”
“In about 30 years, they’ll be able to pay off all the fines imposed by the Guild.”
“Wow, shit.”
So that was just calculating the damages.
After a mont of contemplation, I looked towards Eve.
“Miss Eve. Is there no way to resolve this?”
“Hoo-hoo. There’s always a way, isn’t there?”
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“…???”
While I was tilting my head at the oddly different tone that seed similar, Eve clapped her hands lightly as if she had co up with a good idea.
“Ah! If you sign these docunts first, I can at least put out the urgent fire.”
“…These are marriage docunts!”
For a mont, I glared at Eve in frustration, but she just had a faint smile with a suspicious look in her eyes.
It was only then that I realized. Even if I might be revered like a king among the elves, it didn’t an I could freely use the state budget like a real king.
If I wanted to do that, I would have to marry Eve to gain the legitimate qualifications.
“No, my money!!!”
As I tore at my hair and scread, Karen calmly added.
“Still, there are ‘thank you notes’ from the high elves and the Guild’s reward money.”
“Whew….”
If it weren’t for that, I might have turned to the dark side.
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