Then please introduce to soone else who has lots of cash. I’ll make sure to give you a generous commission.
“I have no business with soone like Miss Eve who has no money.”
“…!”
Eve’s face looked as shocked as a platypus with its tail yanked off. It was then that I realized.
My inner thoughts and dialogue got swapped…!
A beat too late, a sense of embarrassnt rose up. But soon it was transferred onto blaming others.
This is all because of the anxiety that I might not be able to roll the gacha today! It’s because the gacha withdrawal symptoms have reached a lethal level!
I hope everyone rembers. This is how dangerous gacha can be.
…Alright. Now that the escapism is over, let’s see how I can handle this.
Smile.
I stood up with the best smile I could muster.
“Ah…”
With a wistful expression, Eve reached out to . Did she really think I would stand up and leave just like that?
What kind of image do I have, really…
Without showing my slightly hurt feelings, I sat down next to Eve.
“…Huh?”
Eve, her face blank, just opened and closed her mouth. I snuggled closer, wrapping one arm around hers, and looked up.
A slightly upward angle. Eve’s elbow touching my stomach. The fragrant scent and dewy skin activated by my beauty power.
The composition is perfect.
Finally, I opened my mouth, imagining the mischievous junior character archetype.
The key here is to raise my voice one or two octaves higher than usual and mix in breathiness while speaking.
“Just kidding. It’s a joke.”
“…Hoo, hohoho. Of course, I knew that.”
I’ve already seen through that shallow plan to shake up (X)
I had no idea (O)
Eve’s eyes narrowed even more, and a aningful smile appeared on her lips.
Eve has a peculiar habit of bluffing more as she gets cornered. It must an she’s really flustered right now. Of course, I shouldn’t let her know that I know this.
Here, it’s ti to flatter Eve as if I’m surprised. The saying that n are weak to praises and recognition applies to won on the Pan Continent.
“Wow! Amazing! Everyone else gets angry at such jokes. As expected, Miss Eve, you’re different from other won!”
“Well, I was once in the position of a queen, after all.”
Don’t you dare try to test the queen, scum (X)
Wow, damn! That was close! (O)
Pretending not to notice the inner thoughts conveyed through the cold sweat, I continued with a brief mont of admiration and praise.
The key point here is to emphasize that she is different from other won.
It’s important to make Eve believe that she alone is special.
Of course, soone like Eve would see through such shallow tricks…but isn’t flattery sothing that works even when you know it’s happening?
Just as the effect of emphasizing her uniqueness was about to wear off, I lowered my voice a bit and continued.
“Sigh…but this is troubleso. This ti, for the ‘first ti’, I’ve managed to earn such a significant loot. Naturally, since it’s my ‘first’ ti handling this, I ca to look for you, Eve, as you were the one who said you would be my exclusive for the ‘first’ ti… If you’re short on cash…”
This ti, the emphasis is on the first ti.
Living and adapting in Pan Continent, I’ve realized one thing. The won of this world have a surprisingly strong tendency to obsess over and sanctify a man’s first experience.
The reason is simple. First, it’s not easy to confirm a man’s experience.
It’s not like there’s sothing obvious like a hyn.
And secondly, the historical context. Though the civilization developed rapidly after being rebuilt, it is still at a dieval level.
Moreover, the only faith in this era is the Goddess of Love.
While being non-virgin is not considered sinful, virginity is almost revered, transcending re respect.
Lastly, there is Eve.
Isn’t it natural to have high expectations for a first experience the longer one remains inexperienced?
However, Eve is a thousand-year-old virgin. Practically speaking, she is closer to a monster whose age makes the term “ancient monster” seem inadequate.
Of course, be they an ancient monster or a regular monster, if soone has Eve’s face and body, they are always welco…
Anyway, it’s obvious that Eve must be harboring trendous expectations at the ntion of my grand ‘first ti’.
Thus, Eve is dazed by the combo of ‘special person’ and ‘first ti’.
Although she still wears a nacing smile that seems like she could take soone down at any mont, she is nonetheless dazed.
Since the warmup seems sufficient, I decided to move on to the main topic.
I subtly began to stroke Eve’s thigh with one hand. Unlike the typically skinny elves, her thigh was quite fleshy, probably due to being a high elf born with all kinds of blessings.
Enjoying the feel that clung to my hand, I brought my lips even closer.
Not just whispering into her ear, but close enough for breath…no, body heat to be felt faintly.
However, I twisted my waist lightly, making minute adjustnts to ensure that my lips did not actually touch her ears.
Blatantly rubbing my belly against Eve’s elbow, I said,
“I need cash urgently right now, and I would be really grateful if you could help out, Miss Eve… Is there any way?”
“Oh my. Acting like this won’t create a way out of thin air.”
Don’t try to gloss it over with words, co up with a corresponding price, brat (X)
Since a human’s lifespan is roughly 100 years, it would be good to have about 100 children (O)
If it weren’t for the truly dreadful and terrifying content of the translation ability, it would have felt like she was drawing a firm line.
In other words, it ans there is still room to push a little more.
This ti, I lowered my head slightly and looked straight into Eve’s eyes from close range as I open my mouth.
“Is it really impossible? Isn’t there any way? I’m begging you like this.”
“Since I’m not an alchemist who has discovered The Truth
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