Chapter 120: Chapter 120: Collapsed
THUMP! THUMP THUMP THUMP! Ooh~ ooh ooh~ Egg paid no mind to Shen Yibin’s pleas. The rhythm of its belly-drumming grew faster and faster. Not only that, it even started humming a song, "ooh ooh ooh ooh." It was treating Shen Yibin’s bed like a stage and clearly had no plans to stop anyti soon.
"What the hell is all this noise? It’s the middle of the night!" Even Cheeky, who had moved into the room next door, couldn’t take it anymore. It flew from its bedroom window to Shen Yibin’s, squeezed through a crack, and landed on the windowsill. Spreading its wings wide, it glared furiously at the still-dancing Egg.
"SQUAWK!" By standing there, Cheeky happened to block the moonlight. Egg was instantly displeased. It scurried over and shoved Cheeky aside. Only when the full, round moon was visible again did it nod in satisfaction and resu drumming its belly and dancing.
"Hmm?" ’That looks like fun.’ Hah’Er couldn’t sleep now, either. It watched Egg’s dance moves with great envy. ’We’re both chubby, so how can it move so nimbly? And how does its belly make that sound?’
SLAP! Hah’Er copied Egg, slapping its own belly. A sharp smack echoed, followed by Hah’Er letting out a miserable "OWW!" as it clutched its stomach and collapsed onto the bed. Looks like the poor thing really hurt itself.
’Sigh. This silly oaf’s intelligence is a lost cause.’ Shen Yibin didn’t even know what to say. ’Even if you wanted to see if your belly could make a drumming sound, you should have gone a little easier, shouldn’t you? Why are you so painfully earnest? Did you really think you should use the sa amount of force as Egg? You’re not even the sa species, for crying out loud!’
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" On the windowsill, Cheeky was laughing so hard it was pounding the floor and rolling around. It was so amused by Hah’Er it could barely breathe. It couldn’t even get a full sentence out, just managing to squawk, "You moron... you moron... you’re killing ... you’re killing ..."
"THUMP! THUMP THUMP THUMP! Ooh~ ooh ooh~" Egg remained completely undisturbed by the commotion, continuing to single-mindedly drum its belly and dance for the moon. It looked utterly overjoyed.
"Hey! Can you all just be quiet! I’m going to call the police and file a noise complaint!" The bedroom door was thrown open with a CLANG, and Sylvie appeared in the doorway, fuming and dressed in her pajamas.
"Boss, what’s wrong? Do you need help?" Sun Qian, also in pajamas, peeked out from behind Sylvie’s shoulder. And then they both saw Egg, dancing on Shen Yibin’s bed.
’Pfft, I’m suddenly feeling a little light-headed.’ Shen Yibin quickly grabbed the yogurt drink from his nightstand and took a few gulps. ’These girls’ pajamas are really sothing. A guy could get a nosebleed just looking.’
"I have no idea. It was perfectly fine a minute ago, but as soon as Egg saw the moon, it went nuts. It’s dancing, drumming its belly... it’s like it’s high on sothing. Who knows what’s gotten into it?" Shen Yibin shrugged. ’I want to go to sleep too, but how am I supposed to sleep with this thing carrying on like this?’
’You guys have it easy. You can just go back to your room, pop in so earplugs, and go back to sleep. But not . This thing is dancing *on my bed*. I have to worry about it stepping on !’
"Hmm~" Hah’Er’s stomach finally seed to have stopped hurting. It shakily climbed out of its little bed, then walked to the edge of Shen Yibin’s. Planting its two front paws on the mattress, it heaved its right leg up with a mighty effort.
’Hey, what do you think you’re doing? This is my bed, not your playground!’ A bad feeling suddenly welled up in Shen Yibin.
"Hmph!" Before he could speak, Hah’Er had already climbed onto the bed. It started imitating Egg, drumming its belly, shaking its butt, and dancing. Its moves were a decent copy, the only difference being that the force of its belly-slaps was much lighter than Egg’s. It seed to rember its lesson from earlier.
"Haha, this is hilarious! I’m going to get my phone and record this." Sylvie wasn’t in a hurry to sleep anymore. She scurried back to her room, grabbed her phone, and pointed the cara at Shen Yibin’s bed.
"Hey, Princess, is that really a good idea? I’m not wearing any pajamas, you know," Shen Yibin said, quickly pulling the blanket higher, afraid of any... accidental exposure.
"I’m filming Hah’Er and Egg. Who’s filming you?" Sylvie retorted with a pout. Beside her, Sun Qian was also watching the two dance with great interest, unconsciously tapping out a beat with her right hand as if trying to figure out what kind of music would suit this dance. As for Shen Yibin under the covers, he was completely ignored by them.
"Ooh-ooh~"
"Awoo~" Hah’Er and Egg’s coordination grew more and more in sync. Their dance moves gradually changed, slowly morphing from two solo dances into a cooperative duet. They high-fived, they bumped butts, and they had the ti of their lives.
After about half an hour of this chaos, Egg’s belly-drumming got faster and faster, the beat growing more and more intense. The dance finally seed to be reaching its finale!
"Ooh-ooh~"
"Awoo~" Egg slapped its belly one last ti, then leaped into the air and slamd its body down hard onto the bed. Hah’Er jumped up right along with it.
"Hey, no!" A terrible premonition shot through Shen Yibin, but before he could even cry out, the two chubby creatures slamd down onto the mattress.
With a loud CRACK, the fra of Shen Yibin’s firm bed snapped under the weight of the two fatties. He tumbled to the floor with a THUD, the blanket falling away to reveal his completely naked body. Well, this was awkward.
"They’re finally done. I’m so sleepy. Let’s go back to bed," Sylvie said, turning her head away and pretending she hadn’t seen a thing.
Sun Qian, however, felt a bit embarrassed. She suggested, "Boss, why don’t you take my bed? I can squeeze in with Sylvie for now."
"No need. I’ll just make do on the sofa for the night." ’Sigh, looks like I’ll have to buy a sturdier bed tomorrow.’
Exhausted from their antics, Egg and Hah’Er went back to sleep on the remains of the bed. Poor Shen Yibin could only hug his blanket and go downstairs to make do on the sofa. And whenever he closed his eyes, his mind was filled with the sound of Egg’s drumming. He tossed and turned until the middle of the night before finally falling asleep.
When he woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror, he saw that he had dark circles under his eyes, just like Hah’Er. When Sylvie and Sun Qian ca downstairs, he saw they were in a similar state.
"Hm? Bin, what happened to you?" Before Shen Yibin could even tidy up the sofa, Bai Yanni walked in. Seeing his state, she couldn’t help but ask.
"Sigh, I broke the bed last night, so I had to make do down here," Shen Yibin answered without thinking.
’Broke the bed?’ Bai Yanni looked at the dark circles under the eyes of Shen Yibin, Sylvie, and Sun Qian. "Shaless!"
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