Chapter 631: Chapter 458: On a Birthday, One Should Hug and Sleep
Cheng Zhu, holding a sparkling water, watched Lin Lu’s face turn completely red, her expression filled with embarrassnt and annoyance, and then… he burst out laughing.
“Hahaha! That’s what you get for fumbling around!”
It’s the 21st century already, there aren’t many totally naive girls left.
In this information age, even college students know what these things are, and that’s perfectly normal.
After all, many college students have already secretly played with these at their dorms.
There are even those who pull the curtains around their dorm beds and brazenly live-stream amidst their roommates’ chatters.
Lin Lu knew what she was holding was sothing incredibly daunting!
Of course, she had never played with these kinds of toys.
Now, hearing Cheng Zhu’s rciless laughter, the annoyance on her face deepened, and her cheeks flushed even redder, making one want to pinch them.
In her panic, she inadvertently pressed the tiny switch.
The next mont, startled, she let go and let out a little yelp.
“Thump—”
A delicate pale-pink gadget fell to the floor.
Then, it stubbornly continued to demonstrate its effects on the ground!
This caused it not to stay still, but to subtly swirl around on the floor.
“Hey! This is a sample!” Cheng Zhu hurried over, picked it up, and calmly turned it off, a hint of distress on his face.
The model he held was NO.1 from the “Earphone Model” 2.0 version, sothing that might end up in the QQ Museum soday.
With every update, he definitely planned to set up an exhibit at the company showcasing these morable items.
If this one broke, he would have to fabricate a story for visitors to the company.
Surely he couldn’t say it scared his girlfriend, right?
Joking aside, how could my girlfriend be frightened by such a chic little gadget? More likely by !
Little Lu watched him put the object back on the coffee table and imdiately exclaid in annoyance, “Cheng Zhu! How could you just leave this thing out on the coffee table!”
“Is there a problem?” Cheng Zhu asked.
“What if soone sees it?” Lin Lu frowned, her tone serious.
“No one really cos to my house anyway, and if they see it, I’ll just reveal my identity!” Cheng Zhu, shaless as always, even mimicked Caron with a line: “I am the king of QQ!”
Lin Lu, irritated, clenched her little fist and punched the real-life Cheng Zhu.
Previously, Cheng Zhu had told her that he sold QQ lingerie and had opened his Taobao store for her to browse.
But Little Lu had never clicked on the “Persistent Visit” Taobao store again, as scrolling through it made her prone to wild thoughts and also quite embarrassed.
Therefore, she didn’t know that the store had introduced new items like the “Earphone Model.”
She genuinely thought it was an earphone case!
After all, with an extra pale-pink earphone case showing up at her boyfriend’s place, it was hard not to notice.
“Dirty! My little hands are dirty!” This was Lin Lu’s inner voice.
Moreover, inadvertently turning it on earlier had genuinely scared her.
The high-speed trembling frequency was truly terrifying.
She felt a slight numbness in her fingers.
“Can girls really use this kind of thing?”
“Do people actually like using it?”
“Won’t it make you numb if you insert it?”
She couldn’t imagine.
At that mont, as Lin Lu observed Cheng Zhu’s calm deanor as he casually left the QQ toy on the coffee table, acting nonchalant about it, she felt the need to have a serious talk with him.
“No way! From now on, you need to keep these things properly stored!” Lin Lu said sternly.
But then she rembered it was his birthday today, so she changed her tone to a slightly coquettish one: “Is that alright?”
“Why is that?” Cheng Zhu deliberately asked.
“Because… because,” Lin Lu’s cheeks turned even redder as she gritted her teeth and blurted out her true concern: “because others will think we both use it!”
Her point was indeed valid.
For instance, if you visit a friend’s house and see a QQ toy on the table, you’d instinctively think it’s sothing your friend and his girlfriend use to spice things up.
Cheng Zhu continued to tease her, feigning sudden realization: “Oh, so you’re afraid of being stigmatized.”
“Fine, I’ll put it away properly.” After saying this, he stuffed the item into his pocket—that was his idea of putting it away properly.
Then, he grabbed Lin Lu’s hand, pulled her to the couch beside him, turned to her, and said,
“You’ve raised a concern that I genuinely hadn’t considered before, and now that you ntion it, I also think it’s a serious matter!”
He was very serious too, his face stern.
“Right!” Smug Little Lu imdiately felt vindicated.
Then, Cheng Zhu shifted the conversation: “It’s unfair that we get blad for sothing we haven’t done. We always just go back to our hos to sleep, yet we have to bear such bla.”
“So, why don’t you stay over tonight and not go back?” he said with a sly smile.
…
…
In Cheng Zhu’s view, there was no need to play the role of a nobleman foolishly when in a relationship.
So n are dying of lust inside, yet they behave like gentlen outwardly, making the girl anxious.
And so fools, consequently, miss many opportunities.
“I like you so much ntally; wouldn’t it be rude to your appearance if I weren’t at least a bit lustful towards you?”
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