Foolish Game of the Chapter 902: Lord Yu Xi, You've Really Done Me In

Long Jing stood trembling in place, his brain spinning at full throttle.

He was never the type to sit and wait for death. Especially after encountering the first divine-audience crisis of his life, he forced himself out of the ntal white noise with everything he had and began considering whether this was a test from Lord Yu Xi.

After all, in the last trial, aside from finding one of Lord Yu Xi's ears, he'd accomplished "nothing of note." Yet the lord had so readily agreed to his faith fusion prayer. This made Long Jing wonder if the real test had been placed here, on this Ti platform.

So, under the dual pressure of survival crisis and Yu Xi's examination, the overstressed Long Jing had a flash of inspiration — and actually ca up with a strategy that covered both bases.

He pursed his lips, bowed once more, and slipped one hand behind his back to fiddle with sothing. Then he raised his head, feigning composure, and addressed Lord Shi Zhen.

"My lord, I believe there's been a misunderstanding.

I was summoned here with absolutely no intention of blaspheming Ti. This humble Acrobat would never dare desecrate a deity.

I was unaware of any friction between Lord Yu Xi and Yourself. But as a devoted follower of Deceit and one who deeply admires the great Ti, I am willing to make what small effort I can to ease the tension between you.

I also hope You might set aside the past and look toward the future — together with Deceit."

As he spoke, the hand he'd been hiding slowly erged. He opened his palm to reveal... a slender second hand.

"?"

Cheng Shi froze.

He examined the second hand in Long Jing's palm for a mont and realized it was nothing more than a perfectly ordinary, utterly unremarkable second hand — most likely sothing the man had just pried off behind his back.

What was this supposed to an?

'You actually think what Yu Xi stole was a second hand like this?'

Cheng Shi's expression turned peculiar.

'Well, well — Long Jing, you've got so creative thinking. Even if what Yu Xi stole was an ordinary second hand, the fact that you dismantled a piece of "ti" on Ti's own platform... if the real owner ever found out, you'd be genuinely guilty of blasphemy!'

'Fortunately, everything here is fake. Your "blasphemy" against Ti might actually register as a form of peculiar "devotion" in the Fun God's eyes.'

'Lucky break — your blundering accidentally earned you a "win."'

But Cheng Shi wasn't about to let Long Jing off easy. Suppressing his laughter behind a cold facade, he pressed on.

"Ti is the amalgamation of past, present, and future. By asking

to set aside the past, are you attempting — on behalf of your Benefactor, Deceit — to steal my Lord's authority?"

"???"

'That's an angle I couldn't have dread up if I'd squeezed my brain dry!'

'How are you impervious to everything, sir?!'

Long Jing's smile froze on his face. But before he could formulate a second rhetorical strategy, Lord Shi Zhen spoke again.

"You disassemble a clock and present

with a second hand. Are you trying to return the second hand that Yu Xi stole from

— on his behalf?

Hmph. Absurd.

Do you even know what he took?"

"..."

"Very well. Since you don't know, then how dare you attempt to repay Yu Xi's offense with an ordinary second hand?

Acrobat — are you blaspheming

with this pathetic circus act?"

"...Absolutely not!"

Long Jing panicked. He knew that if he didn't push back and let Lord Shi Zhen continue this judgnt unchecked, the charges would spiral out of control. So he hastily gathered his words and argued:

"This humble Void walker naturally has no knowledge of what Your lost second hand represents. However, regardless of what it represents, it proves that Lord Yu Xi has a heart that yearns to grow closer to Ti!

Otherwise, He would never have taken that second hand from You without asking.

Perhaps it's precisely because He knows His reputation in the world isn't enough to persuade You that He had no choice but to resort to this approach — one that's admittedly prone to misunderstanding — to prove His sincere desire to be Your friend.

So I maintain that this is a misunderstanding, Lord Shi Zhen. Lord Yu Xi ant no harm. And I — I am filled with nothing but admiration for Ti!"

"?"

Hearing this, Cheng Shi silently applauded. He very nearly clapped for Long Jing's quick thinking.

'Worthy of being the Fun God's number-two follower — that silver tongue is almost on par with mine.'

But Cheng Shi's expression remained "unimpressed."

"Hmph. Even so, that's no excuse for you to pass off a fake as the real thing, using that second hand as compensation!"

"No, my lord — you misunderstand." Sensing the tension ease slightly, Long Jing quickly held up the second hand and explained with gravity. "This is not compensation. It is a pledge.

I don't know what the second hand Lord Yu Xi took represents, but I know that every second hand in this world represents devotion to the great Ti!

By showing You this second hand, I pledge — on the faith of my aspiration for Ti — that when I return and see Lord Yu Xi, I will do everything in my power to persuade Him to personally clear up this misunderstanding with You.

My Lord Deceit's rival is mory, not Ti. You and Lord Yu Xi have no fundantal conflict of faith, nor any reason for confrontation. Don't you agree?

Furthermore, what my Lord has always sought is not the theft of authority, but a partnership.

If that weren't the case, why would He answer my prayer and send

here?

And so, Lord Shi Zhen — the player before You, Long Jing, has co bearing a sincere and genuine heart. I seek Ti's gaze and humbly ask that You, on the road to faith fusion, grant a lost Void walker the tangible guidance of Existence!"

Having finished, Long Jing's posture grew even more respectful.

"..."

Cheng Shi smacked his lips, his expression complicated. He couldn't find a single angle of attack left in Long Jing's words.

Truthfully, he hadn't been doing this to satisfy so "revenge fantasy." He wanted Long Jing to fully display his will before the Fun God's eyes.

Don't forget — this was also Cheng Shi's way of probing how much of Ti's authority the Fun God actually commanded. If Long Jing perford poorly and failed to catch the Fun God's eye, then no matter how much Cheng Shi probed, he'd never hit the mark.

So his "pressure" on Long Jing was, in reality, a form of "help."

He was accelerating the Acrobat's self-demonstration. He was pushing Long Jing to truly draw closer to Ti.

And from what he'd seen... at least in Cheng Shi's estimation, Long Jing had passed.

This colleague of his may have been frightened, but his devotion to Deceit and his conviction in Void remained comndable. He hadn't prostrated himself just to fuse Ti — he'd stood his ground, neither servile nor arrogant, using Deceit rhetoric to fight for his own interests. For con artists, that was textbook behavior.

So Cheng Shi was satisfied. The only question was... had the Fun God hidden beneath the platform been satisfied too?

Cheng Shi waited a mont. The entire platform showed no reaction. He furrowed his brow, thinking the timing might not be right. Since that was the case, other ideas began to form.

In Long Jing's eyes, Lord Shi Zhen brooded for a long ti before slowly approaching him. The sudden closeness nearly made Long Jing flash-step away. But when he sensed no hostility, the wire-taut string in his heart finally slackened, just slightly.

"Lord Shi Zhen, are you...?"

"Relax. I see you have fine aptitude. So I'll trust that con artist this once and give you so genuine guidance.

So guidance regarding Ti."

With that, Cheng Shi circled behind Long Jing. In the gap where the other couldn't see, he swiftly switched to Fate, then placed his hand on Long Jing's back and activated Ti Deduction!

In an instant, both figures on the platform lost consciousness simultaneously, and a grand show began to unfold in the cracks of Existence where Ti intersected.

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