291 Florida Man's Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow
Chapter 291 – Florida Man's Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow
11 AM.
Bao Xun failed to enter the wedding because the first and the second floors were full. Beatrice, Marc, Lucky, owow, and Mu-Nyang, on the other hand, used their strength as a free pass and claid the fifth floor's seats.
Ivy and Aslan got another role. The forr was the bride's maid while Aslan self-proclaid as the groom's best man. They naturally participated in this event on the fifth floor.
The seats on the third and fourth floors gradually filled after Esen's subordinates and owow's concubines entered the hotel. Smart rchants, who traveled to Joyous Yin Sect, brought back so of the loose spirit bulls from the wilderness and earned their third-floor seats.
At noon, Dongfang i imdiately closed the entrance doors and fire exits. She joined the event on the fifth floor as the hotel employees still had jobs to do.
Leo made his appearance in a white suit and a bow tie. Although he hated greeting or eting people, he walked to every table on the fifth floor, chatting with every guest.
One of the tables belonged to Gao Yan, Jin Yong, Yao Qiqi, and Cat. These troublemakers already emptied all the food on the plates, and they were waiting for the next servings.
Upon noticing Leo's arrival and his clothes, Gao Yan and Jin Yong gleefully saluted him.
"Senior Florida Man! You look handso today! Congratulations!" Jin Yong cupped his fist and laughed.
"Tsk. Mind your manner, fool. AHEM! Senior Florida Man, congratulations!"
Leo gazed at the blood bags and gave Gao Yan a weird look. He checked the duo's conditions with his eyes.
"Are you healed already?"
"Yes, I'm already healthy!" Replied Gao Yan.
"Hehehe. Those injuries were nothing, senior. Here, check this out. I've invented this recipe!"
Unlike Gao Yan, Jin Yong seized the opportunity to present his wedding gift first.
Leo noticed the shabby-looking book. He received it and flipped a few pages. Noticing the content, Leo wryly smiled.
"Did you co up with these recipes and notes?" Asked Leo.
"Yes, senior. I experinted with it with my body. I can reassure you that all my pills are perfect. If you can mass-produce this and sell it in your store, you'll reap a lot of profits! Err…Ahem. If you really put the pills on sale, can I get so share, pretty please?"
"…"
Leo slightly shook his head and smiled. He had already fought Jin Yong's clones and learned all of his abilities, including his alchemy dao. He already knew what they were for, and how he could improve this incomplete recipe.
"This is the incomplete recipe of Soul Cleansing Panacea. Instead of using regular fiery hallucination mushrooms and tal-dissolving mushrooms as ingredients, you should use the True Death Mushroom. But since you can't use it directly due to its extrely toxic nature, you must remove its toxin first by mixing it with true earth fate crystal's holy water for 30 days. Then, the true death mushroom will mutate into an ascension mushroom, which can be used as a key ingredient in any healing pill or panacea. Now, you refine the ascension mushroom with the other ingredients in the list, and you can get a better healing pill that can heal soul damage and restore a star in your dantian universe."
"…Whoa."
Jin Yong was speechless and embarrassed. He had never expected to receive such a valuable lecture and tips in alchemy.
"S-Senior. C-Could you repeat it again? I forgot to take notes."
Leo sighed. "Fine. Here, take this book back. Cross those stupid mushrooms out from the ingredient list and…"
Calmly and patiently, Leo imparted the knowledge that was supposed to be Jin Yong's future dao and wisdom. The others who shared the sa table also admired Leo's generosity.
After correcting the recipe, Jin Yong shed a tear of gratitude. Still, he had other problems that he wished to consult Leo.
"Erm, about the true death mushrooms, how do I collect them? If I rember correctly, those mushrooms are contained in the southern array that traps a white tree in there along with other sweet dream mushrooms. I can't simply walk into the array and turn myself into a jiangshi, can I?"
Leo rolled his eyes, "We'll talk about that after we are done with the wedding. No work talk is allowed!"
"Hehehe. Whoops."
Jin Yong was satisfied. He hugged the book and widely grinned.
Leo shifted his attention to the others next. Gao Yan saw the opportunity and stood up, presenting plastic bags that contained his contaminated blood to Leo.
"S-Senior. T-This is my wedding gift. Senior Dongfang said that I can bring them here to give it to you myself, so…"
"Blood?"
Leo brightly grinned and rubbed his hands in excitent. He received the plastic bag and gazed at the black blood. Without hesitation, he spat into the bag and tied it.
"???"
Gao Yan was taken aback and widened his eyes. But when he rembered that Leo could mutate anything he touched, Gao Yan laughed and inquired.
"Senior, I'm curious. If I reach the deity rank, can I transform normal grass into immortal grass like you?"
Leo paused for a few seconds to think before he answered, "Probably not. At best, you can turn them into one of those useless blue spirit grasses. Actually, you're an immortal now. You should be able to do it naturally. But don't expect high-quality spirit grass, though. It depends on your Qi volu and your primary elent. Also… the heavenly lightning energy in your damn horns is the bane of all mutation. Suppress it if you want to mutate or evolve sothing."
"I-I'll keep that in mind."
Gao Yan bowed 90 degrees, but he widely grinned. He was enlightened, and he was eager to try evolving so regular plants into spirit herbs like Leo.
Leo stored the blood in his inventory as he was afraid of the spill. He then turned his attention to the two girls.
Yao Qiqi was still a cute girl as always. Her bright smile and dirty mouth healed all of Leo's ntal fatigue.
On the other hand, Cat who was in a dark elf appearance didn't maintain her disguise very well. Small worm-like vines slipped out of her nostrils and ear holes. The corners of her mouth spread wider than usual, which revealed the entire interior of her mouth whenever she opened her mouth to talk.
"Nom-Nom ow?" (Daddy, where is the food? I need more food.)
Leo had a headache. He ejected a raw leg of a mad cow and shoved it down Cat's throat. Because of its enormous size, Cat's body bloated like a python which just swallowed a grown dog.
"ow
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