Chapter 167 – Florida Man Builds Ramps on Public Parking Lot Rooftop to Complete IRL GTA Stunt Jump Achievents
Leo ca back to the bus unhindered. As for the corpse, he had already stored it in his spatial ring as the immortal was already dead.
Upon coming back, Leo found his people waiting for him near the bus. As Leo was the only one who could open the bus, they couldn't get inside.
In addition, a few fresh corpses were nearby. So of their blood splashed on the bus's windows. Cat was also busy eating so of them. Noticeably, Marc's bastard sword had so bloodstain on it, and Beatrice was busy dissecting one of the corpses.
Esen was tired of waiting. She pointed at the bus's door and complained.
"Open na noor!"
"…"
Leo held back his laughter. She sounded drunk because of her boredom.
"What the hell happened here?" Asked Leo.
Esen crossed her arms and snorted, "So idiots tried to rob the bus. Cat and my servants cleaned up the ss."
"Oh, nice, but…" Leo looked at Beatrice. The silent blindfolded girl extracted sothing from a corpse and flickered it toward Ivy. The latter caught it and cleaned it with her water Qi. Then, she offered it to Esen.
"My lady. Another one."
"Thanks!" Esen giggled and took the little marble. She was about to pop it into her mouth, but she glanced at Leo. Seeing his curious look, she paused for a mont.
"Want one?" Asked Esen.
"What's that?"
"A cultivator's crystalized dantian. It's very rich in Qi."
Leo flinched, "No, thanks. Again, I'm not Hannibal Lecter. I don't partake in cannibalism."
"Suit yourself."
Esen shrugged and tossed it into her mouth. She chewed it.
CRUNCH
The crunching sound was the sa as when soone chewed a hard candy. Leo's teeth itched by just listening to the noise.
As everybody was there, Leo unlocked the shuttle bus's door and opened it. After unlocking the door, he invited the others to get in.
"Let's go ho. Oh, as for the corpses, store them in your rings if you have any. Don't waste your ti here."
The group happily entered the bus. Cat, Taxi, and Ricardo transford into a human and got on as well.
Gao Yan was the last one to enter the bus before Leo. As he was about to enter, he looked at Leo and asked.
"Senior, sir."
"Yeah?"
"Instead of sleeping in that abandoned courtyard, wouldn't it be better if we parked the ship in the yard and rest in the ship instead yesterday?"
"…"
Leo silently facepald. He thought about it as well, and he regretted not parking the bus in the courtyard.
Since lanting for the mistake wouldn't improve his life, Leo chased Gao Yan onto the bus.
"Just get in!"
"Y-Yes, sir!"
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Half a day later, Leo's group arrived ho. He properly landed the bus on the west runway and taxied his vehicle back to the general store.
When everybody arrived, the group was reluctant to get off. After all, the bus was too comfortable to live in. They wished they could use the bus as a resident.
"Hey, geezer!" Esen yelled from the back of the bus, "Can I and my people live here instead of that shabby house?"
Xu Nuan and Tiger Swordsman gulped as they also had the sa idea. They gazed at Leo, hoping for a positive answer.
Leo rolled his eyes as he had predicted it. But then, he was inspired.
He rembered that he hadn't built a parking lot yet. In addition, Leo could fill the parking lot with upgraded motorho coaches to house his workers. The prices of the upgrades and the vehicles were also about the sa as the apartnt building. Therefore, he had so free residential buildings he could use.
"Alright. Since you want it that much, I'll give it to you for one condition."
Esen's eyes glead in excitent. Xu Nuan and Tiger Swordsman's ears also widened.
"What is the condition?"
Leo smirked, "You have virgin yin while I have virgin yang. I need so of your blood for alchemy. Every month, I want you to pay rent with your blood."
Esen's expression turned solemn. She let out a short sigh of relief, "For a mont there, I thought you would ask for my virginity or sothing."
"I ain't a sex-depraved virgin. I'm a cultured stoic super alpha male of my species. I need no won!"
"…But you're a pervert that dreams for big boobas."
"That's too. I have an on-and-off switch!"
"…"
"Back to the deal, can you pay rent with your blood?"
"…Fine with . How much do you need?"
"Not much. Just this much."
Leo laughed and purchased a plastic water gallon from his system shop.
As soon as the gallon ca out, Xu Nuan and others sweated profusely while Esen's face turned dark.
That was a gallon!
Esen yelled at Leo in frustration, "Are you a vampire or sothing?! Why do you take so much?! Are you trying to bleed to death?!"
Leo scoffed, "I can't collect your lifespan. What else can you give if it's not your virgin yin blood?"
Esen puffed her chest, "Of course, you can get my loyalty. But if you're kinky, you can have as well."
"I'd rather hump a sexy tree than hump a corpse. No, thanks."
"BASTARD!"
Esen teleported in front of Leo and kicked him to the nuts. Unfortunately, his precious jewels were too hard, and she hurt her feet once again.
Leo cackled and exited the bus, leaving the annoying elf behind. anwhile, Esen realized that she had been bullied again. She swore that she would get back at him one day.
Ivy ca out from her room to console her master. She patted her back.
"Master, other couples sotis quarrel and end up in physical abuse. In your case, Lord Florida Man didn't even try to hurt you, but you hurt yourself. I'm sure he cares for you."
"WHO SAID WE'RE COUPLES?!" Esen screeched at Ivy.
"Aren't you dao companions? You and him sll the sa for so reason."
"…Sa sll? ?" Esen sniffed her armpit.
"Aren't you staying in his cabin? A man and woman staying in the sa bedroom, if you are not his dao companion, why are you staying in his bedroom?"
"…"
Finally, Esen realized the cause of the misunderstandings. Esen turned around, hiding her red face. She teleported back into Leo's cabin at the back of the bus.
The crowd on the bus saw everything. The tar girls quietly squealed as they got a new scoop. Xu Nuan and Tiger Swordsman shook their heads and got off the bus. As for Esen's servants, they remained there.
Cat, Taxi, and Ricardo were indifferent on the matter. They rushed out of the bus and reverted to their monster appearances. The trio stretched and relaxed.
"SMASH!" Taxi dashed back to his barn.
"…Smash." Ricardo nodded at Cat and returned to his group as well.
"Nom-Nom ow
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