Chapter 156 – Florida Man Breaks into House and Set New Guinness World Record of Longest Poop on House Owner's Bed
After Leo had left, Yan Xiang leaned back in his chair. The back of his clothes was drenched in sweat.
The others also let out a long sigh. They thought that Leo would have killed them as Yan Xiang was too aggressive. Fortunately, they didn't need to use the hidden talismans on their bodies.
Yan Xiang had prepared a killing array in the throne room. Had Leo attacked anybody, the array would have activated and unleashed yellow lightning bolts on him. However, by doing so, so of the people here would have died.
They were glad that they didn't fight.
"That was nerve-wracking. I thought he would have attacked us first."
Yan Xiang was relieved. Then, he glared at Yan Luo and reprimanded him.
"You and your smart mouth almost got us killed! What were you thinking provoking an immortal!?"
Yan Luo snorted as he found nothing wrong in his action. Moreover, he was confident in his new weapon, which he had salvaged from the spaceship that he had obtained.
The prince pulled out a homade pistol, which he had replicated it from an old blueprint in the ship. The pistol could only shoot one bullet at a ti, and it looked fragile. However, Yan Luo reinforced it with his tal elent Qi, and he was confident in his creation.
"I wish he attacked us, Father. I would have killed him with this new artifact."
Yan Xiang glanced at Yan Luo's gun and snorted. He had seen its firepower, and he was disappointed in it.
"At best, it can kill a quasi-immortal if we use a dozen fully-charged essence stones as bullets. I doubt it can kill him."
"We can try. Actually, we can even test it in the tournant. Yan Zhu will be disguised as one of our representatives and join the tournant, right? We'll let him use it."
Yan Xiang thought of the useless third prince, aka Yan Zhu. The latter had been consuming tea of rejuvenation for a long ti, and his appearance should be as young as a teenager by now.
The other clan representatives also grinned. As this tournant was special, they had been investing in the tea of youth, turning so of their elders into teenagers to join this event.
Yan Xiang massaged his forehead. He prayed that this plan would work.
"As we have agreed upon, all sects and clans will disguise their strongest elders as young participants. The agents will kill Florida Man's disciples and representatives to teach him a lesson. I don't care if you send your quasi-immortal ancestor or patriarch there. I want the result!"
The tournant was rigged from the start. Yan Xiang's group plotted to send their strongest fighters to murder Gao Yan and others to get their revenge.
"After we use the contract to remove Florida Man from the continent, we will eradicate the Life Sword Sect and send their heads to Florida Man as a parting gift! And once our ancestors arrive, they will deal with him!"
The crowd smiled and saluted their emperor.
"You are wise, Your Majesty. This stratagem is perfect. We will surely get him!"
Yan Xiang nodded in satisfaction. His confidence soared as he wished to see Leo's reaction tomorrow. Also, he reminded his n.
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anwhile, the servant guided Leo, Esen, and their group to the prepared courtyard.
However, there was an issue. The courtyard's quality was questionable.
The rotting wooden buildings slled like moldy flour. Dust and leaves ford a thick layer on the road and floor. All buildings featured no door or coverable window. Moreover, no furniture remained in any building or courtyard.
This place was long abandoned!
The servant sweated profusely as he looked at the dark faces of Leo and others. He then repeated what Yan Xiang had told him.
"T-The emperor said that your "banquet" food is stored in the kitchen, senior."
"…"
Cat was the first to react. She rushed toward the general direction of the kitchen. But a minute later, she ca back with a bowl, full of moldy grain pills.
"No Nom-Nom ow!!"
"…"
Leo deeply inhaled and glared at the servant. He pulled the latter's collar.
"So, can you explain what your emperor was doing? Is this bullying?"
"I-I'm sorry, senior! I-I'm following his order! This is not my idea!"
"Hmph!"
Leo dropped the servant. He fell on his butt and ran away in fright. Fortunately, Leo didn't directly touch him, or he would have died on the spot.
Esen, Xu Nuan, Tiger Swordsman, and the disciples looked disappointed. The elf girl crossed her arms and looked at the desolate courtyard.
"So, where is our banquet and food?"
Leo walked toward Cat and picked up a rotten grain pill. After Leo touched it, the rotten pill shone and transford into a black pill. Then, he flickered it into Cat's mouth.
"ow
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