Chapter 138 Middle-Aged Florida n Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournant
Chapter 138 – Middle-Aged Florida n Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournant
Leo snapped his fingers, and the cloth shop's mannequin ca out carrying a hundred suits, shirts, pants, belts, leather shoes, socks, and neckties.
The tailor automaton had been working on this project for the past week. After receiving Leo's samples, she made these clothes a priority. She also made them in different sizes so that people of all physiques could enjoy wearing these precious treasures, which were made from Leo's dead cancer cells and elental essence.
Leo explained.
"These clothes will not be just a staple uniform of our domain, but they will serve as your armor! They are made from my goddamn blood and skin, so no trashy young masters or princes of so clans can possibly harm you if you wear these!"
"!!!"
Gao Yan and the male disciples dropped their jaws while the clothing store girls were elated. Although the girls couldn't contribute to the tailoring process, they were proud to be on the tailor's team.
Although the clothes provided absolute protection against physical attacks, they were omnipotent. Leo brought out his trusty paper fan and lightly tapped Gao Yan's head to warn everybody.
"Well, all participants will be wearing these clothes, so it's impossible for them to get injured. But that doesn't an you will be invincible. If you're stupid enough and get hit in the head, you can still kick the bucket!"
"…"
Gao Yan gazed at Leo and repeatedly nodded. The others also ca back to their senses and imagined how they could kill soone with a similar cloth armor.
Imagination often brought fear and anxiety. Gao Yan broke a sweat and rubbed his face with his hand, wondering how he would protect his head in a fight.
Still, Gao Yan protested. He still had an imposter syndro.
"S-Senior Florida Man. I-I'm an alchemist. I haven't been training in combat lately. I-I think joining the tournant with my current foundation and strength is a bit-"
PA!
Leo smacked Gao Yan's head with his paper fan. The latter's face was slamd to the ground.
"You're on the list, silly brat! Do you think teenage nascent soul cultivators are cabbages?! You just have to show yourself in public, and your opponents will either forfeit or crap their pants! Be confident!"
"…"
Wu Buyi giggled as he felt the sa way. The other golden core elders and deacons also nodded in agreent.
Everybody had been thinking of Gao Yan as a hidden genius of the Life Sword Sect. Even Hua Jiashan was proud that Gao Yan reached this far.
Leo proceeded with the roster of the participants.
"Next up, Yao Qiqi!"
"EH!?"
Xu Nuan was stunned as they never expected Yao Qiqi to be on the list as she was too young. Moreover, she hadn't been trained in martial arts.
"Sir!" Xu Nuan protested, "I think it's too much. I know that Yao Qiqi is one of the few geniuses in our domain, but she isn't cut for serious competition and combat tournants! Please reconsider!"
Looking at Xu Nuan's expression, Leo chuckled. He glanced at the dao avatar behind Yao Qiqi, whose eyes t with his. The latter slightly nodded, affirming that she and Yao Qiqi had no issues.
"Xu Nuan. Can tars use their beasts or monsters in the past tournants?"
Xu Nuan flinched. She bit her lower lips and nodded, "Yes, sir. We can, but each tar can only use one monster beast according to the rules."
"There you have it," Leo burst into laughter. Then, he shouted. "CAT! GET OVER HERE!"
As soon as Leo's voice echoed, Cat leaped out of her granary ho and landed on top of his head. She quickly climbed down and kissed him by swallowing half of his body into her mouth.
"Nom-Nom ow?"
"…"
Leo stood still as he didn't expect the obnoxious chomper to kiss him again. He could feel her tongue licking his face, neck, and nape, eating his dead skin and sweat.
Quietly and calmly, Leo pushed Cat's mouth off his head. As usual, Cat's bad breath got stuck on his hair and his skin. Her slimy saliva dripped all over his face and body.
"Hmm?"
When Leo managed to get out of Cat's mouth, he deeply frowned. In front of him, everybody's shoulders trembled while they sucked their libs into their mouths, holding back their laughter.
Their reaction reminded Leo of a scene in a drama series. While having a solemn expression, Leo uttered.
"Everyone, do you know a lollipop?"
"W-What's that, sir?" Xu Nuan tried her best not to laugh, but she averted her eyes when she noticed that Cat's saliva still dripped on Leo's head.
"It's a candy for kids. In my world, every kid loved lollipops."
"…"
"Lollipops ca with a stick and a round candy on top. Kids always sucked them and lick them."
"…Pfft."
"I wonder, Xu Nuan. Should I change my Daoist na from Florida Man to Lollipop Man? This stupid plant is treating like a candy."
"PUHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Xu Nuan broke her stoic deanor first and broke into laughter. As soon as one started laughing, the others stopped holding back. Only Leo remained expressionless.
Calmly and coldly, Leo turned around and pried Cat's mouth open. Then, he tossed Xu Nuan into Cat's mouth and ordered the plant.
"Don't eat her. Just lick her like you licked !"
"No Nom-Nom ow?"
"No Nom-Nom! I'll give you another nom-nom ow later, okay?"
"ow
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