Courtney had no idea what was happening to her. All of a sudden her mouth felt dry, her head hurt, and she was having a really hard ti forming coherent thoughts.
Is this what people felt like whenever they saw her parents? This sucked!
No wonder everybody wanted to kill them all the ti!
"You, umm... feeling alright?"
"H-Huh? Why do you ask??"
"Your face is like... really red." The young man nodded.
Courtney pulled out her phone cara and realized that the handso stranger was right. She looked like a blood clot with black lipstick.
"I'm probably just a little hot because I just left workouts." she lied.
Suddenly the man's eyes showed a glint of recognition. "Ohhhh, you're that track girl. Andrea, right?"
'Oh my god, he knows my na...' (Courtney has once again forgotten that over half the campus knows her na.)
'Hm? Did you say sothing, sweetheart?' A feminine voice asked.
'False alarm, Granny Asherah!'
'Oh, alright. Have a nice day, sweetie.'
Courtney exhaled in exhaustion. Adeline wasn't even shadowing her anymore, and yet she was still hearing voices of family in her head.
"Did I get it wrong...?"
'Shit!'
Courtney had been so deep in her own mind that she hadn't actually responded to the guy she was talking to.
"N-No! Sorry, I'm just... Do you know a girl nad Kayla by chance? The two of you look a lot alike."
"That's my sister. You know her??" He raised a brow.
"We're roommates actually..."
"Oh really? I never see you when I co over there."
Trust and believe that Courtney would be in her dorm room every single day for the rest of her sester.
As a matter of fact, she was going to head straight there and interrogate her roommate for every single bit of information about her brother that she could give.
"Y-Yea, well I was just a little bit busy with track 'n stuff, plus I was feeling a little hosick... b-but I'll be around a lot more now." Courtney nodded her head just a little bit too hard for it to be considered natural.
"Well I was going to co over tomorrow so that I could beg- I an, ask her to help study a bit. I'll probably see you then, superstar."
If Courtney's face beca any redder, then there was a serious risk of her suffering permanent damage.
"Courtney!!" A new voice called.
'Oh, hell...'
Courtney and her new friend slowly turned around to see a very nice sports car slowly rolling towards them.
Sitting in the front seat with the top down were twin girls with long blue hair.
They waived to her excitedly before their car rolled to a stop and they both hopped out and embraced her.
"Hey, sis!"
"Why's your face so red, it's like sixty degrees outside??"
"U-Uh..."
Courtney turned to her new acquaintance with a shy smile on her face.
"S-Sorry... These are my older sisters."
The young man looked back and forth between the three girls.
As if she could read his mind, Courtney scratched her cheek in embarrassnt. "I was adopted when I was young..."
"Ohhh, that's cool. Kayla and I were too actually." He nodded before finally holding out his hand. "It's nice to et you both. I'm AJ."
Yemaya and Yemaja looked back and forth between the two parties.
"I'm Yemaja... this is my sister Yemaya."
"Oh, like the godde-"
"Are we cock-blocking? Because we can totally go and let you guys-"
"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!"
Courtney locked her sisters in two of the anest headlocks that the professional wrrestling world had ever seen.
"I'm sorry... Unfortunately these two didn't get enough oxygen to their brains when they were in utero, so now they're just kind of behind everyone else ntally... they aren't even supposed to be outside without their special helts."
""HEY!""
"Please don't mind anything that they have to say." Courtney smiled innocently as she covered the twins' mouths.
Aj blinked his eyes for a couple of seconds before inevitably falling into a small fit of laughter.
"You guys are a real trip. I'll leave you all to your family business and stuff."
"A-Alright... See you tomorrow?" Courtney asked hopefully.
"Sure. Later." He waived.
Courtney watched Aj walk away from they group with nearly the sa look that their father had when he watched any of their mothers leave a room.
Now, the twins were beginning to feel like their innocent joke was a bit closer to hitting then on the head than they realized.
"Holy shit... Dad's going to be a wreck." Yemaya muttered.
"No he's not because neither of you are going to tell him shit!" Courtney demanded.
"You realize that we don't have to tell him anything, right...? Dad is sexual attraction, so if his mind is wandering even a little bit, he'll know instantly." Yemaja reminded.
"...What?"
"Haven't you noticed that he's always either sleeping or trying to keep his mind occupied? It's to help him keep up the barriers between his mind and the private thoughts of every being capable of sexual reproduction."
Courtney's face paled.
"...What are the chances that he hasn't been distracting himself for the past five minutes...?"
The twins shrugged.
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"Honey... Why are you rubbing us like that?"
Abaddon seed uncharacteristically emotional as he kneeled between Ayanna's legs and rubbed his forehead on their stomach.
"...My loves, please promise we'll keep this one in the house for the rest of our lives."
"Please don't start this again, babe."
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"Kill ."
"You're being dramatic, get up!"
Even though Courtney's face was incomparably red just a few monts ago, now she was as pale as a sheet while she lay down in the middle of the parking lot.
"So embarrassing... Why do our parents have to be gods? Can't they just be a funny factory worker and stay at ho moms..?"
"You've been watching 'George Lopez' late at night with dad again, huh?" Yemaya accused.
"Maybe..."
When it beca clear that their sister really wasn't going to get up anyti soon, Yemaja just used her own impossible strength to lift her up on her own.
"Cheer up, sister. It's not that big a deal. In fact it's a good thing that you're finally starting to show so interest in adult areas. Or did you wanna end up like that one back there?"
Movent ca from the backseat of the twins' car and a familiar young woman with heterochromatic eyes popped up.
"Are you talking shit, fish-slut?" She asked as she pulled her hood off her head.
"Of course not, my favorite virgin goddess." Yemaja smiled innocently.
Mira flipped off Yemaja. And Yemaya too for good asure.
About 3000 years ago, Mira beca frustrated when she felt like she wasn't catching up to Thea, Thrudd, and Apophis fast enough.
As a result, she did a lot of studying, hunting, and training before she ca to a suitable conclusion for her.
After undergoing a ritual, she tied her powers to her chastity.
The longer that she holds onto it, the more that her growth explodes to an unfair level.
She has beco Tehom's first Unongendi- similar to a nun or a Greek virgin goddess.
Yemaja made fun of her older sister for her decision a lot, but Mira didn't really have any regrets.
She had never found anyone sexually attractive as long as she'd been alive, and she had seen many different worlds in many different universes by now. She felt that she wouldn't be missing anything as a result of her decision.
And even if one day ca where she eventually wanted a child, her Aunt Nyx told her she'd teach her how to make them with no father.
Her decision had been set in stone for quite a long ti now, but Yemaja still gave her shit for it. Even though she had yet to find a man yet either…
"Now that I think about it, that Aj guy may have been my type…" Yemaja rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "If you're too embarrassed to try anything, then I suppose I could-"
"Don't play with , bimbo!!"
Courtney leapt up from the ground and slapped her sister across the breasts.
"And why would you show up to my school dressed like this! How am I supposed to compete with this pornstar aesthetic?!"
"Ow!! You're just as pretty as , just stop dressing like an edgy teenage boy!"
"Don't tell what to do, you walking fuck doll!"
Even though she was the oldest here and should have taken on the responsibility of breaking this up, Mira pulled out her phone to start recording.
It fell on Yemaya to act as the responsible one and break up the pair of sisters.
"Alright, you two, that's enough. We all know that Yema is just being overly playful and trying to get under your skin, so just don't let her, yea? She feeds on your discomfort."
Yemaja nodded as if she could not refuse such bulletproof logic.
"…Why are you guys even here?" Courtney finally asked. "I know you didn't co all this way to just to take a drive and make miserable."
Yemaya smiled proudly as she picked bits of gravel out of her younger sister's hair.
"I think we've finally found them… and I would like it very much if you would co with us."
Courtney almost forgot all about her prior embarrassnt as her heart began to speed up.
"Y-You an I can go on a mission..? Did you ask mom and dad..?"
"Welllll I figured that the risk of danger will be so low that it'll basically be like going to the grocery store. I don't think we should bother them with sothing like that, do you..?"
Courtney beca uncharacteristically excited and giddy.
She threw her arms around her elder sister in a fit of joy that erased all of the negative feelings of the last ten minutes.
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