#090 – Ti to bum-rush this place!
I didn’t even shudder as I entered the city dungeon and instead leaned into the feelings of determination and comradery the dungeon injected into . It felt that much more appropriate with Ebiko in chat again today.
I did my best to push away the fridge horror that was the incausal rift achievent nas. There was absolutely no need for to worry about them now when I was still so far away from even unlocking access to them.
Yeah…
That was a problem for future Nana to deal with.
“Alright, chat. Here we go again!” I exclaid, shoving away the lingering discomfort.
repeaeaeat: good luck!
KaiEbikoOfficial: you got this!
RetconRanger: Good luck!
GeorgeDoshington: ti to speedrun this shit
bloopbooper: bloop! ✺◟(＾∇＾)◞✺
I walked to the nearest door inside the city and opened it, hyping myself for what I was about to do. Part of felt like it was stupidly risky, but at the sa ti, I had tested this extensively, so it should be fine.
I walked inside the dining room, waited for the door to slam behind , and got into a ready combat stance.
Unlike all the previous tis I’d handled this fight, my hands were empty. The plan was to handle this without any weapons.
A mont later, the other door flew open and the familiar demon with a knife and a pan charged out straight at .
I simply stood there, feet set and hands raised, ready to intercept her attack.
She quickly closed in on and lunged forward with her knife. Instead of dodging, I moved my forearm to block it.
Normally, that would be a recipe for getting a huge stab wound in my forearm, but thanks to my durable clothes, all I felt was a bit of pressure as the knife stabbed into my sleeve.
Right as the stab finished, I whipped my other hand out and grabbed the demon’s forearm before imdiately activating Essence Sap.
The demon tried jerking away from but I held on tight – I was surprisingly strong despite the young body. When getting away failed, she began to bonk on the head with the pan.
But again, it barely hurt. All it did was make silly sounds and get everyone to spam ‘Bonk’ in chat again.
anies.
Since I didn’t need my left arm to block the knife anymore, I lowered it and then lunged to pull the demon into a hug, making sure that she couldn’t escape my touch of death.
Naturally, she kept thrashing, trying to peel off, but I didn’t let go and her struggles got weaker and weaker.
A few minutes later, she stopped moving and then dissipated into mist.
I let out an exhale as I looked down at the chest she left behind.
Just according to plan.
No Ether, Intra, or Tempor used for this fight and I wasn’t even winded. The only disadvantage was that it had taken quite a bit longer than normal.
Still, I wasn’t in a rush here. This was a test of endurance, after all. I couldn’t waste Ether on the early enemies if I wanted to get further into the dungeon.
So this was the strategy we had devised for the first fight.
I’d had to test my own durability to make sure I could block her knife with my body, which… Well, sure, stabbing myself with the sapphire-coated knife had made feel like I had completely lost it, but it allowed to gauge my limits.
After all, I hadn’t managed to make even a small tear no matter how much force I put into it. I was really damn durable.
Also, there was another reason why I’d done it the way I had. I wasn’t entirely sure if this would count, but…
‘There’s a dungeon here?’ achievent unlocked!
3 Skill points
“Heck, yes! It counted!”
I grinned and pulled up the achievent description again.
There’s a dungeon here? - Beat a dungeon floor without taking any damage or expending any Ether, Intra, or Tempor. [COMPLETE]
See, I had co to the conclusion that I was a complete idiot.
Yes, clearing dungeons gave a lot of tools I could use to get stronger, but I should have been focusing on hunting down achievents to get more points and upgrade my skills as well. I had only been getting the achievents I just happened to stumble into, but that wasn’t enough.
Luckily, Ebiko, Emma, and the rest of their group had painstakingly gone over the entire achievent list and made a smaller list of the achievents that could potentially be feasible for to do. Now I just had to go down the list and get as many as I could.
“Anyway! One down!” I exclaid and knelt down to open the chest the demon had left behind – no need to do the mimic checking routine since Jeoff wasn’t in chat.
I blinked and raised an eyebrow at the object.
It was a rolling pin. The wood had the sa dark reddish color as the cutting board from before.
“Neat. Just a few more runs and I can finish building my kitchen,” I quipped as I grabbed the rolling pin and put it into my backpack.
GeorgeDoshington: one step closer to cooking with nana
bloopbooper: boop! ?( • ̀ω•́ )?
SunOfABeach: what’s behind the door anyway?
“Cooking stream incoming chat. Just a little more… What door, Sun? This one?” I glanced at the door from which the demon had co from.
SunOfABeach: there was sothing else when she opened it
SunOfABeach: different room
I perked up.
“Oh yeah! I feel like I noticed that the first ti but then forgot about it cuz it then opened to the classroom… Hmm…”
I walked over to the door, furrowed my brows, and attempted to open the door into the room from where the demon had co from.
Unfortunately, it opened to the classroom instead. I tried closing and reopening the door several tis, but it only ever led to either the classroom or back outside.
My frown deepened.
GeorgeDoshington: secret room
GeorgeDoshington: gotta go fast
SunOfABeach: guess you have to barge in before it closes behind the demon?
I humd.
“I guess so…? Well, I’m not gonna try and get inside there anyway, so whatever.”
GeorgeDoshington: what
GeorgeDoshington: why not
“Because the last secret area I entered ended with almost getting smited, that’s why,” I said, my tone dry. “I don’t have a death wish.”
Although there were a lot of tier three and even so tier four achievents tied to secret rooms in dungeons…
No, bad Nana. No charging into places way above what I could safely handle. Right now, I needed to beat the dungeon normally and then I would maybe try to tackle the secret rooms and bosses.
“Yeah, let’s get going. We’ll handle all the secrets later,” I declared and opened the door into the classroom once more.
Before I entered though, I reached into my backpack and pulled out my Sapphire Buckler. It still had a small hole in it, but it was good enough for what I was about to do.
I took a deep breath, crouched down a bit, and then dashed forward with my shield positioned in front of . I beelined straight for the desk from behind which the mage kid always appeared and only a few steps in, the door behind slamd and the kid jumped out as expected.
Before he could use his fireball attack, I slamd my shield into his as he quickly raised it up and completely barreled over him, causing us to sprawl into a tangle of limbs.
Fortunately, it also knocked his wand away and us being this close ant that all I had to do was grapple him and activate Essence Sap once more.
He thrashed in my grip just like the cooking demon, but he was physically even weaker than her. This would be even easier than the previous fight.
Naturally, that was when his body suddenly exploded into black flas, making flinch and let go of him.
“Gwah?!”
He stumbled out of my grip as I blinked away the black fire… which I barely even felt, actually.
In fact, I recovered quicker than he did. That move must have damaged him as well, huh?
Regardless, with him still stumbling about and free to move, I simply summoned my key sword and beheaded him.
I briefly grimaced, rembering the words of that one chatter about killing kids… but then pushed it away. They were just dungeon monsters, echoes of the past, maybe, but not real people even if they acted like it.
And anyway, they respawned, so…
“Two down! We’ll beat this dungeon in no ti, chat!” I exclaid and opened the chest the mage boy had left behind.
bloopbooper: boop! ♡⸜(˃ᴗ˂)⸝♡
GeorgeDoshington: lol he killed himself
SunOfABeach: good job!
The chest contained a notebook. Another one.
“...Huh. A duplicate?” I asked, a little dumbfounded. “I guess it makes sense… Actually, it’s weirder that this is the first ti I got a duplicate, isn’t it? I wonder how many possible drops there are…” I mused.
Regardless, having a second notebook could still be useful, even though I’d only used the first one to write down the achievents I wanted to go for.
Maybe I could start writing a diary?
‘My isekai diary’, hah. Sounded like the na of a Japanese novel.
“Anywho, let’s keep going!”
I got up and walked to the door, suddenly feeling a bit of anxiety. After all, the next opponent would be… the archer again.
Ugh, why was I still scared of her? I already beat her twice! I could do it again!
I took one last deep breath and then brought out my gun self.
For this fight, we weren’t sure whether she would still have her Essence Sap or not since I’d stolen it last ti. I was leaning toward yes since she was ultimately a dungeon monster that respawned, but so chatters theorized that it was technically the sa person and therefore I still had her skill.
We would have to find out.
Well, hopefully not, actually. I didn’t want to get poisoned again, if I could help it.
With that, I finally stopped stalling and opened the door before marching into the front porch area, my gun self raised and ready.
As soon as the door slamd behind and I saw movent from behind one of the hedges, I fired a shower of crystals enhanced with Spore Sap three tis, trying to quickly overwhelm her as I sprinted forward.
As soon as she erged, she began covering her forearms in erald and raised them in front of her face to shield herself rather than going for the bow like usual.
Which was exactly what I wanted.
Before she could begin her counter-attack, I was already close enough to unleash a cone of flas from my gun self, which she had to scramble to dodge. Straight into the spot where I was already swinging the key sword I had summoned just a mont ago.
She sohow managed to block my strike with her reinforced forearm in ti, but it didn’t matter because I had already empowered it with both the flas from the rged axe and the lightning from the glove.
It cut through her arm like it was butter.
And I didn’t stop there.
I let go of the sword, lifted my hand higher, and then reversed direction of my swing before resummoning it into my hand, flipped so that the teeth would be facing my opponent again.
It was one of the tricks we had figured out – using Quick Fetch set the montum of the key sword to whatever montum to match the hand I summoned it to, aning that I could ignore inertia and attack faster if I kept resummoning it.
And clearly, she hadn’t been expecting it, because she couldn’t block my second strike at all and I managed to cleanly cut off her head before she could do anything.
The head went flying as the rest of her body fell into a heap.
I stopped the third swing I was in the middle of readying and stared as the headless body dissipated into smoke.
…Huh.
That had been… easy? Why had it been so easy? What the hell?!
SunOfABeach: you’re getting really good at this!
GeorgeDoshington: nohit the mob that almost killed her
GeorgeDoshington: sniff im so proud
RetconRanger: Nice!
RetconRanger: You overca your biggest fear!
I huffed a laugh.
“Biggest fear? You’re exaggerating, Ranger… Thanks, though.”
I was a bit torn on this.
This was the sa opponent that had almost killed and had made suffer for days the first ti I’d fought her. And now I’d beaten her within seconds without getting hit once.
It didn’t feel entirely earned… but then again, even in video gas, using the right strategy could be the difference between losing horribly and an easy win.
Or, you know, maybe I was getting pretty good at fighting, as Sun had said.
Besides that, there was also the distant discomfort about casually decapitating a humanoid… but I pushed that aside.
‘On a peaceful stroll’ achievent unlocked!
3 Skill points
I perked up at the notification.
“Oh, neat! This one counted too!” I exclaid before viewing the description of it again.
On a peaceful stroll - Clear three consecutive dungeon floors without suffering any damage.
I was up to eleven skill points again. Enough to get Soul Strike… which I wasn’t entirely sure if I still wanted, honestly.
Well, I didn’t need to decide right away.
“Alright! What do we get here?” I said as I crouched down and opened the chest.
A sleek black leather quiver greeted .
It had no arrows in it though.
And even if it did, the only bow I had right now had a function to create its own arrows anyway.
“...Well, that’s not the most useful thing. Oh well. Not all loot can be amazing, I guess.”
I tossed it into my backpack, turned around and sauntered over to the door again.
Ti for the giant ogre rchant guy or whatever the heck he was supposed to be.
Unfortunately, unlike the first three fights, I couldn’t simply rush him and take him out as quickly as possible since he was very sturdy and also had that reflection skill.
I had other strategies, however.
I opened the door and opened it before boldly marching onto the open town square.
Just as the door closed behind , I reached into my backpack, retrieved a single war shark feather, and then tossed it at the giant who had just erged while applying Essence Sap with Spore Sap on it.
I had actually practiced throwing these yesterday after we had figured out the strategy for this guy. That was to say, his reflection skill clearly couldn’t be used in quick succession, so I just had to keep up a neverending barrage of attacks. And if every single one of my attacks carried a debilitating poison, hitting even one of them would be a huge blow to him.
Just as predicted, the giant made the air shudder and the feather that was about to hit him reversed directions and flew straight at .
Luckily, since I’d already expected it, I easily sidestepped it and was already pulling another feather to do the exact sa thing again.
This ti, the feather struck his arm and the poison began taking its effect.
Or so I assud. I couldn’t actually tell for sure.
Regardless, it seed to piss him off and he proceeded to grab a wooden cart nearby and toss it at just like the first ti.
I was already moving before it even left his hands and managed to get far enough away that only a few splinters harmlessly washed over .
Then I repeated my stunt with poisoned war shark feathers and got another hit in.
Slowly but surely, I was whittling him down. Even when he began to throw his acid blobs, I managed to either avoid them or otherwise hide behind a random barrel or a stall.
No more burned through clothes. Not this ti.
With that said, I eventually ran into a problem with this chip damage strategy. Naly, I suddenly lost the ability to activate Spore Sap and thus use Essence Sap at range.
I was confused for a mont before I rembered that Spore Sap actually used Tempor.
I had run out of Tempor.
Dammit.
Luckily, by then, my opponent seed quite tired and his projectiles had even gotten weaker. No acid blobs and the wooden objects didn’t explode.
Had he run out of Ether? I could only assu so.
Regardless, it was my chance.
I rushed forward, tried summoning my key sword to my hand, rembered that I had run out of Tempor, reached into my backpack to actually retrieve it, and then rushed him with my weapon coated in black flas.
But then, as soon as I got close enough to slash him, I suddenly found myself flying backwards, every fiber of my body aching.
I crashed into a stall with a pained groan – even though it hurt less than the initial hit – and quickly hurried to roll and get back on my feet.
SunOfABeach: probably a tempor skill
I grunted in both annoyance and affirmation as I stared at my opponent.
Then I finally gave up and materialized my gun self from my Soul Pocket, aid, and shot a barrage of crystals.
As soon as I saw him use his reflection to ward off the crystals, I imdiately shot again. On a whim, I actually used the death water from the water park dungeon I’d collected oh so long ago as the ammo.
That was one of those things chat had reminded of in our little strategy session.
I wasn’t entirely sure what it would do to him, so I also quickly rushed forward with my key sword while the giant was distracted.
To my surprise though, the death water was effective.
Very effective.
The giant fell on his back and began violently struggling as the death water… uh, devoured him, more or less.
I stopped in my tracks and stared at the spectacle with my eyes wide.
GeorgeDoshington: what the fuck
KaiEbikoOfficial: hooly
KaiEbikoOfficial: was that the death water?
RetconRanger: Wow, that was effective.
No kidding.
“...Yeah, that was the death water,” I mumbled as the giant disappeared into smoke, leaving a chest sitting in a puddle of death water behind.
I had honestly thought that the death water just wouldn’t work very well against dungeon monsters, since the zombies in the water park had co out of it and since the octopus boss seed to have no issue either.
But maybe monsters from different dungeons worked differently…?
Like a polar bear not having a good ti anywhere but its natural habitat.
KaiEbikoOfficial: how much of that stuff do you have anyway?
“Uh…” I frowned at my gun self, trying to figure out how much death water I had remaining.
…And then I realized, that I actually could tell.
Huh.
Perks of the gun being part of my soul? Or could I always tell?
“...Enough for three more shots, actually,” I finally said, after staring at my gun self for a second too long.
KaiEbikoOfficial: ….nana?
I shook my head.
“Never mind! Let’s see what loot I got!” I exclaid, turning to the chest, before stopping and heaving a sigh at the sight of the chest.
Or more specifically, at the sight of the pool of death water the chest was covered in and surrounded by.
“This is just like the plasma situation with the mage kid’s chest… Ugh, do I have to leave this one too…?” I whined.
GeorgeDoshington: u shouldnt spew ur liquids like that
GeorgeDoshington: all over other peoples chests
I gave a very pointed dry look at the two ssages George had posted, but otherwise completely ignored him.
SunOfABeach: unfortunate but at least you can keep going this ti
KaiEbikoOfficial: are you still good?
I humd.
“...Yeah, it would be nice to get more food or sothing, but I guess I can make do without it.” I nodded. “Yeah. I have basically no Tempor, but I don’t need it that much anyway. Other than that, I used pretty minimal Ether and no Intra. I think I’m good.”
I just wouldn’t be able to Quick Fetch or Aquaport, but I could make do without them.
Or, at least I hoped I could. I didn’t know what the next fight would be about.
“Alright. Let’s keep going, chat! We can do this!”
One last look at the inaccessible chest and I turned around and headed for one of the doors, ready to face whatever ca next.
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