??Chapter 698: Chapter 699 Side Story: An Old Cow Eats Tender Grass_1
Chapter 698: Chapter 699 Side Story: An Old Cow Eats Tender Grass_1
“Where are you off to? Surely not to visit Qiao Muniang,”
“Yes.” Wu Haoli said calmly, then got straight out of the carriage.
Yan Ziyu’s eyes widened: “What? Really?”
She then spoke with the delight of being favored: “Hey, Wu Haoli, although I really wanted to see her, I was not in a hurry. Why did you rush to take
there so urgently? You’re making
feel embarrassed, you know…”
Yan Ziyu babbled as she followed him out of the carriage, and then saw a large plaque with “Yu Mansion” hanging at the entrance. Guests were coming and going ceaselessly, and for a mont, she was stunned. What was going on?
An attendant by Wu Haoli explained, “Today is Lady Yu and General Yu’s two children’s birthday. Our young master rushed back to Qinghua City just for this occasion. We were delayed on the road, and naturally ca straight here.”
Yan Ziyu then realized she had gotten ahead of herself, and her cheeks reddened with embarrassnt. She said irritably to Wu Haoli, “Why didn’t you make it clear? You made
overthink things. You did it on purpose to make fun of , didn’t you?”
Wu Haoli, however, was not in the mood for banter, and walked into the mansion with a serene expression.
Yan Ziyu was fuming: “You’re actually ignoring ! You!” She stamped her foot in frustration before following him inside. She thought to herself, the grown-up doesn’t hold grudges against the petty, so I’ll let it slide today since you seem honest enough. Humph!
Yan Ziyu hurriedly followed Wu Haoli inside. As soon as the little page at the door saw Wu Haoli, he especially ca forward to welco him: “Is it Mr. Wu? Truly haven’t seen you for a whole year, Mr. Wu is really punctual, returning once a year just for the young master and young lady’s birthday. Lady Yu was just inquiring about you, asking if you had arrived, and she’s waiting right now. Mr. Wu, please follow !”
Wu Haoli let out a light chuckle: “She asked about ?”
“Of course, Mr. Wu is such a good friend of Lady Yu, and with the rare chance to et once a year, Lady Yu naturally had to ask.”
Wu Haoli’s lips curled slightly, but he said no more and proceeded inside.
Yan Ziyu felt a strange atmosphere listening to their conversation.
Yan Ziyu inched closer: “How co you two seem so familiar?”
Wu Haoli pulled her over: “Just behave yourself when eting others. Why are you asking so many questions, are you a busybody or what?”
Yan Ziyu muttered discontentedly: “Who wants to bother with you!”
“Uncle Wu!”
A childish voice called out, and then a little child seemingly flew out from nowhere, lunging into Wu Haoli’s arms!
“I missed you so much, why didn’t you co to see Xiaohua?” Xiaohua clung to Wu Haoli’s neck, her big watery eyes staring at him, looking utterly pitiful.
Wu Haoli caught her and began to smile: “Uncle missed you too. See, I ca right away for Xiaohua’s birthday. Uncle even brought you a really fun gift. You’ll definitely love it!”
Xiaohua hugged Wu Haoli’s head and kissed it: “Uncle is the best!”
“And Xiaobai?”
No sooner had Wu Haoli spoken than another child flew into his arms. Wu Haoli nearly didn’t catch him, and scolded, “You little rascal, you’ve gotten heavier again! Are you two trying to crush my old bones to death?!”
The two children hanging off Wu Haoli started giggling, and then turning to the dazed Yan Ziyu standing aside, they asked in their childish voices, “Is this sister Uncle Wu’s wife?”
Wu Haoli was taken aback, but the first thing he thought was that these two little rascals might have gotten the kinship terms wrong. Shouldn’t they be calling her aunt?
Yan Ziyu reflexively rushed to deny it: “Not at all!”
Wu Haoli gave her a grim look but didn’t say much.
However, the two children seed not to have heard Yan Ziyu’s protest and continued to chi in, one after the other.
“This sister is so young. Isn’t uncle like the old cow eating tender grass?”
“What do you know? This is what’s trendy now!”
“But won’t sister look down on uncle? She might think older brothers are more charming.”
“That’s not true. Our dad is also an old cow eating tender grass, rember? And our mom didn’t despise him, did she?”
Xiaohua said thoughtfully, “That’s true, now that I think about it, dad is really kind of embarrassing.”
Finally, after discussing for a while, the two kids unanimously said, “Alright, age is not a problem. Sister, don’t despise our uncle. Although he is a bit old, he’s really good in other aspects, and he can make you have babies too, like our dad did!”
They said this with proud faces!
Wu Haoli’s face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. What kind of upbringing do those unreliable parents provide on normal days!
Yan Ziyu laughed so hard she doubled over, completely forgetting to deny it, pointing at Wu Haoli and laughing non-stop, “Haha, look at you, the old cow eating tender grass.”
Wu Haoli looked deeply at her and said casually, “So what if I have?”
Yan Ziyu choked up imdiately, what was Wu Haoli implying?!
But before she could think it through, a deep voice ca, “You two, are you itching for a spanking?!”
Xiaobai and Xiaohua hadn’t even reacted when they suddenly felt light, as Yu Ze had picked them up, one in each hand. Their little legs and arms were still flailing in the air as they started crying out, “Daddy, daddy, I was wrong, I was wrong! Daddy is not old at all, daddy is very young, mom didn’t suffer at all marrying daddy!”
Yu Ze’s expression turned even sourer, almost grinding his teeth as he said, “Say that again?”
Xiaohua wailed, “I said we shouldn’t talk behind daddy’s back, he’s sure to hear right away!”
Xiaobai’s little face was all scrunched up, “Daddy, daddy, we were wrong, we definitely won’t talk behind your back again, and if we do, we’ll make sure it’s sowhere you definitely can’t hear!”
Yu Ze was almost at a loss whether to laugh or cry, how did he end up with such treasures for children!
“Enough, enough, stop the fussing. You’re all grown up, still arguing with kids,” Muniang finally appeared, and the children looked at her as if they had been granted amnesty, eagerly watching her, “Mom!”
Only then did Yu Ze let the children down, “Next ti, I’ll spank you so hard your buttocks bloom!”
Xiaobai and Xiaohua nodded like pecking chickens, “There definitely won’t be a next ti!”
They always say this, yet there’s always a next ti.
Muniang laughed, “You’re here? You actually brought a woman this ti?”
As she spoke, she gave Wu Haoli a aningful smile.
Anxious that she might misunderstand, Yan Ziyu quickly said, “Lady Yu, it’s a long story. I have nothing to do with him at all, at most you could say he’s like a brother to !”
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