Jiang Yuning invented this, Nian Xi tittered. Ive tried it. Its amazing.
She introduced the functions of the watch; whoever heard her was stunned.
Seriously? Nian Junting couldnt believe it. Let try
Brother, be careful. This thing is really amazing. It can even detect sexual dysfunction and deficiency of the kidneys, said Nian Xi seriously.
Nian Juntings handso face instantly grew dark. What do you an? he said. Do you think I have sexual dysfunction and deficiency of the kidneys? If I have those, where did Apple co from? Why did your sister-in-law get married to
Before he could finish, a piece of at was thrust into his mouth that made him stop talking.
The oily at made him want to vomit. He glared at Luosang.
We wouldnt think of you as a mute if you stayed quiet, Luosang said to him.
Nian Junting had no choice but to swallow the at.
Its all right. I just want you to know that people who have those conditions, who dont want others to know, shouldnt try the watch, because they might be embarrassed. It can even detect nstruation.
Hearing her words, so people at the table fell silent.
At last, Nian Qingyun reached out his arm and said, I dont believe it. Let try. I am perfectly healthy.
Nian Junting handed him the watch. Nian Qingyun put it on, and after about ten seconds, the watch reported Gastrointestinal secretion of digestive fluid decreased, intestinal tension and peripheries weakened, abdominal and pelvic floor muscle weakness, anal and internal sphincter weakened, gastrocolic reflex weakened, rectal sensitivity decreased, food stays in the intestine too long, excessive absorption of water cause constipation.
People didnt quite understand the first part of the report, but after hearing the last few words, they burst into laughter.
Nian Qingyuns entire face reddened. Its wrong, he said.
Brother, its not wrong. Nian Qingshan laughed. Havent you been complaining about that a lot lately?
Nian Qingyun glared at him.
Dad, its okay, Luosang hurriedly said. Its nothing. Its just constipation. We can all have that so tis. Im having that problem now.
The sulky look on Nian Qingyuns face eased slightly when he heard Luosangs words. Then, the watch continued reporting It is recomnded that the elderly eat more grains containing crude fiber, vegetables, fruits, and beans, drink more water, at least 1,500ml of water every day, especially a cup of warm water every morning or before als, which can effectively prevent constipation.
Whos elderly? Im not even turning sixty yet. I can even fight in a war now! Nian Qingyun angrily stood up, quickly took off the watch and handed it back to Nian Junting. This watch is talking complete nonsense.
Its not saying that youre sixty, said Jiang Yuning. After all, the watch cant tell your exact age. Its saying that your digestion system is almost like that of a sixty-year-old person. It ans you need to adjust your diet to better the condition of your digestion system.
It rarely happened, but Grandpa Nian nodded to agree this ti. Qingyun, you do need to be careful with your diet. You like oily food too much, and you have als outside all the ti. Also, you drink a lot. This watch is good indeed.
Nian Qingyun put on a long face and fell into silence.
If he knew that the watch could diagnose constipation, he would never put it on.
Does anyone else want to try? Nian Xi raised her brows.
Nian Qingshan hurriedly waved his hands and said, No, no.
Nian Xi said smilingly, So everyone seems to have so secret little health problems. Brother, arent you gonna try it? Didnt you say that you want to try?
Nian Junting hurriedly put a hand on his forehead and said, Your sister-in-law made eat a piece of fat at just now. I feel so sick. I need to rest, or I might throw up.
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