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Chapter 496: Chapter 480: Spread My Fa

Luckily, with Ying Yi’s help tidying up, Lin Yi finally had ti to reorder and purchase new surveillance screens, surveillance equipnt, mirrors, a big bed, and so on.

[Ding ding ding, host has successfully paid 1 million Heavenly Bead Coins, the goods have been placed at the back door of the Imperial Study Room, please check for your delivery.]

The saying ‘n and won working together makes the job easier’ is indeed true. It only took Lin Yi and Ying Yi a quarter of an hour to finish installing the new attic.

“Ying Yi, your battle dress was pretty nice just now.”

Seizing the opportunity while the little Emperor was away, Lin Yi decided to tease Ying Yi.

But who knew? Ying Yi wasn’t easy to tease at all. Without even responding, she zood out over the windowsill and disappeared.

“Hey, this little missy, she was so enthusiastic just a mont ago, how co she cooled down so quickly? Seems like it’s not because I’m not trying hard enough.”

Lin Yi mumbled to himself and checked the beams several more tis to make sure they were secure before daring to rest for a mont.

Maybe it was because he had been doing too much physical labor recently, Lin Yi actually overslept.

“Lin, are you up to this or not? Look at the ti, Your Majesty’s Empress has been waiting for a long ti!”

The little Emperor threw a few small pillows towards Lin Yi.

Having already urged him for a quarter of an hour, Lin Yi still didn’t budge, and the little Emperor’s patience was fading away.

“If you can’t handle it, you shouldn’t have agreed to it this morning, hmph, get up quickly for , or else I’ll banish you to the Border!”

Lin Yi, dazed and confused, sat up from his bed the instant he heard the words “can’t handle it,” and murmured.

“Who dares to say I can’t handle it, I cross my heart and hope to die on you all, your whole family can’t handle it. Take this punch from .”

Not expecting Lin Yi to wake up this way, the little Emperor agilely dodged, letting Lin Yi’s punch swing into the air.

When Lin Yi opened his eyes and saw the little Emperor by his bedside, he was instantly flabbergasted.

“Your Majesty, please spare my life, I acknowledge my cri, I cursed the wrong person by accident.”

Daring to curse the Emperor’s family right in front of him, Lin Yi was probably the first and last person to ever do so.

However, the little Emperor didn’t have the leisure to pay attention to this; it was enough that Lin Yi was awake now.

“Good for nothing, hurry up and get dressed, Your Majesty’s Empress has been waiting for a long ti!”

Hearing the ntion of “Empress,” Lin Yi imdiately beca energized.

‘I thought so, say whatever you want about , even call a eunuch, I won’t hurry, but if anyone says I can’t perform, I’m bound to jump out and refute.’

‘Even the little Emperor can’t claim that.’

Lin Yi felt indignantly in his heart, and soon followed the little Emperor to the Harem.

There were so many lovely ladies tonight, Lin Yi glanced over and was very pleased with these ladies of different styles.

While the little Emperor was chatting with the ladies, Lin Yi was already quietly planning a bold ga in his mind.

[Ding ding ding, host has successfully purchased 10 sets of neon cool, dazzling lights, small leather whips, plush toys, and one bottle of laxative, totaling 300,000 Heavenly Bead Coins. The goods have been delivered under the Empress’s mandarin duck pillow.]

‘Heh heh, I’ll give special care to the Empress first, then let’s have a blindfolded wild party.’

‘Cough cough, I’m showing off the Emperor’s dragon’s might on his behalf, it’s necessary to be fair to everyone.’

‘It’s just, that ans I have to make sure to maintain my output, so first let replenish with two cups of high-protein powder.’

‘After all, I have to ensure my troops are well-provisioned in order to fight bravely. If we lose in an intense battle because my army is too hungry to fight back, it would be the face of the Emperor of You Country that is lost.’

With that thought, Lin Yi quickly drank the two bottles of high-protein powder he carried with him while no one was paying attention.

Although the little Emperor didn’t know what this high-protein powder was that Lin Yi spoke of, she knew it was not simple.

Otherwise Lin Yi wouldn’t be preparing it before a big fight.

‘Who would have thought you’d plan so thoroughly tonight, scoundrel. I’ll indulge you, just don’t collapse the roof beams again.’

‘I don’t want to be copied by the officials in the future.’

After a few drinks, the little Emperor took the opportunity to bestow two fēi ranks, five concubine ranks, along with nurous titles of Honored Lady and Consort.

This way, almost everyone present had received a title.

“All of you retreat to the adjacent side rooms and wait, I have matters to discuss alone with the Empress.”

“Little Linzi, help over there.”

At this mont, Lin Yi was the happiest; he liked such arrangents from the Emperor the best.

You should know that Lin Yi had already played a lot of tricks with the Empress.

Today, when Lin Yi secretly handed over the JK high heels with black stockings, prepared specially for the Empress, to the little Emperor, she already knew what was specially made.

“Little Linzi, you step back. I am going to give My Empress a surprise.”

“By Your Command.”

Lin Yi withdrew from the bedroom gleefully, this was not his first ti in the Empress’s chamber; Lin Yi quickly found a place to hide.

He saw the little Emperor helping the Empress into the JK black stockings personally, the Empress was so touched she was almost in tears.

“Your Majesty, allow this concubine to serve you well tonight.”

The Empress, holding the little Emperor’s hand, was obviously eager.

“Don’t rush, My Empress, there is one last thing.”

The little Emperor’s sexy and shiny high heels, without ti to marvel at their exquisite craftsmanship, simply tried them on and gently slipped the Empress’s dainty feet into them.

‘Well, well, it seems that scoundrel did quite so howork, these shoes fit just right.’

Although feeling slightly jealous inside, the little Emperor was truly astonished by the fully dressed Empress.

“Humph, this madman really knows how to stir things up. As a woman, even I am moved by the Empress’ attire, let alone this madman!”

Hidden in the shadows, Lin Yi felt his Adam’s apple tighten at the sight of the Empress’ new earring style.

“Empress, I have another surprise for you. Lie down and close your eyes,” said the young Emperor, soothingly.

The Empress obediently did as told, and then the Emperor turned off the lights and ca over to where Lin Yi was hidden.

Lin Yi, already impatient, nervously held the young Emperor’s hand and gently kissed him.

‘No matter what, you will always be my number one, always the woman I love the most.’

Hearing Lin Yi’s heartfelt words, the young Emperor felt reassured and gently pushed Lin Yi towards the Empress.

Eagerly Lin Yi stepped forward and, before throwing himself at the Empress, handed her a sugar pill.

Seeing this familiar figure, the Empress naturally did not refuse.

As the sounds of blushing hearts and throbbing pulses emanated from the Empress’ chamber, the other concubines in their separate chambers overflowed with envy.

Two hours later, the Empress declared her defeat, and Lin Yi, clothes tidily readjusted and looking refreshed, helped the young Emperor to step out with a steady gait.

In a soft voice, the young Emperor asked, “Can you handle the other concubines in the side chambers now?”

“Small matter,” Lin Yi replied.

Then, Lin Yi handed a new type of blindfold to the young Emperor.

The young Emperor grumpily accepted the item handed over by Lin Yi.

‘Humph, what kind of reputation are you trying to give ? Seems like I still haven’t fully grasped the extent of your abilities.’

The concubines were incredulous to see the majestic Your Majesty coming out briskly and lively before them.

But what the young Emperor said next made them cheer even more.

“We have been preoccupied with state affairs and have neglected the Harem. So far, I have only favored the Empress and Princess Consort Jing.”

“Tonight, I shall stay, to take good care of my beloved concubines.”

At these words, the twenty-odd beauties burst into joy, especially the newcors to Anning Palace.

“Little Lin, set up this side chamber. Tonight, even if I end up lying here incapacitated, I’m willing!” declared the young Emperor.

This might be a side chamber, but it was still a room within the Empress’ Anning Palace, so naturally, it couldn’t be too shabby.

It was spacious and had seats arranged around the room.

Lin Yi quickly set up the neon and cool lights, and in a hurry ordered eight soft large sofas and a small tatami sofa set and a pair of ultra-quiet earplugs from the Nine-Eyed Mall.

He couldn’t let his most beloved treasure stand and watch the action.

The ultra-quiet earplugs and tatami sofa would allow the young Emperor to rest at the Outer Door.

‘Humph, why didn’t you arrange this for sooner? I’m tired of standing already,’ grumbled the young Emperor about the tardily arranged tatami mat.

The young Emperor quickly adapted to the next battle alongside Lin Yi.

That night beca a sleepless one for the Harem, yet the young Emperor slept exceptionally soundly.

After several hours of exertion, Lin Yi was pretty certain that he had managed to attend to everyone evenly, and only then did he wake up the young Emperor.

“The beams haven’t collapsed, have they?” the young Emperor asked quietly.

“Shh, of course not,” Lin Yi whispered back.

Then, as the young Emperor slowly rose, clearing his throat, Lin Yi pretended to help straighten the Dragon Robe.

“It’s almost the fifth hour; it’s ti for the concubines to return to their rest,” said the young Emperor.

“Little Lin, let’s head back to the Imperial Study Room!”

Follwing that, Lin Yi assisted the young Emperor out of Anning Palace, but just outside the palace gate, the roles reversed with the young Emperor supporting Lin Yi.

Fortunately, at this ti, aside from the eunuch who announced the hours, there were no others around.

So this scene went unnoticed.

Back in the Imperial Study Room, Lin Yi collapsed onto the Dragon Couch.

‘I almost lost my life; those concubines have unique skills. Fortunately, I was prepared, or else I would’ve been the one defeated.’

Even though Lin Yi had triumphed over them single-handedly, such high-intensity continuous effort was not recomnded.

Knowing that Lin Yi was worn out, the young Emperor tenderly covered him with the blanket.

“Soone, prepare so ginseng soup for in the Imperial Kitchen,” commanded the young Emperor.

Lin Yi, half-asleep, waved his hand to indicate he didn’t need it, then pulled out two bottles of high-protein renewal liquid from his pocket and gulped them down.

There’s no denying that this high-tech stuff really does the job with precise replenishnt.

If it were any other ti, Lin Yi might have needed to be carried out of Anning Palace.

“Humph, who would’ve thought you’d have the Harem settled in just one day. Even if you don’t need the nourishnt, I need to keep up appearances,”

“After all, you’ve made quite the impression. I might as well rest up properly for the next couple of days, skipping court sessions.”

Upon hearing this, Lin Yi’s interest piqued, and he lightly pulled the young Emperor into his arms.

“Hehe, a night of hard work in exchange for two days off for my treasure, that’s worth it! Oh, and when it’s ti for you to give birth, that’s when I should exert myself, too,” said Lin Yi, playfully.

At these words, the young Emperor tenderly stroked his gently rounded belly. The delivery was still more than half a year away.

…End of Chapter…

ps: Third update of the day, a 3,000-word chapter

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