Chapter 22: i Wants to Be Pampered
"Ah, oniisan-senpai, I’m here–"
It was a weekend afternoon and I had just arrived in front of a bench in the corner of an idyllic park full of parents and children.
Wearing the School for Exorcists middle school uniform in crumpled gyaru-fashion, i lightly waved to .
"Gee, you really do look like you’ve been working hard. Your eyes look even deader than usual, you know?"
While sitting on the bench, i said so teasingly.
She had slightly wavy hair, fine white skin which could be seen peeking out from her crumpled school uniform, and accessories that casually asserted her presence. Each seed to accentuate her fine feminine curves. Her soft warm aura and loose clothes made her feel unguarded and added a strange charm to i who normally had a cute appearance.
In terms of both age and aura, she seed to be the polar opposite of a certain scary childhood friend I knew.
I sat down next to i and asked,
"So what’s this good job you told about?"
"You’re cutting to the chase straight away, oniisan-senpai? Since you and I are friends, why don’t we chat for a little bit longer to confirm our mutual love before getting down to business?"
"i, here’s the thing with work… it has taken away any energy I might’ve had to go along with your jokes."
"Hmm, sounds to like you have ennui."
i said jokingly then cleared her throat and began to explain.
"Oniisan-senpai, have you heard of spiritual disaster counseling rooms?"
"…if I rember correctly, they’re small offices managed by exorcists in normal middle schools and high schools, right?"
It was the strong emotional energy of humans that caused the outbreak of spiritual phenona.
Although I didn’t understand the details, strange things tended to happen in places where people’s emotions swirled.
In that sense, schools had always been a troubleso place.
Schools were unique environnts where hundreds of emotionally immature adolescent boys and girls were cramd into one place regardless of whether they wanted to be there or not–it was like begging for spiritual phenona to occur. If evil spirits also happened to be present, it wasn’t unusual for monsters to appear; spiritual phenona that used living humans for their cores.
Spiritual disaster counseling rooms were a system that involved stationing several exorcists at every school to deal with these frequent spiritual phenona as quickly as possible.
"Wow, despite your grades oniisan-senpai, you know about spiritual disaster counseling rooms?"
"Shut up. Wait, how do you know about my grades…?"
Although I tried pursuing the matter, i kept evasively dodging the question so I dropped the subject without thinking too much about it.
"Spiritual disaster counseling rooms are certainly good places to work at but I thought there weren’t many job openings available?"
After all, it was a job with a low chance of getting injured.
Moreover, since it mainly involved engaging in prevention and early counterasures against spiritual phenona, it was a highly competitive job where past achievents were likely to be evaluated even though it did not involve much danger. It was not a position that students who had not even obtained temporary licenses could normally get into.
"After I put in a good word for you, resolving that problem will be as easy as pie, hehehe."
i gave a thumbs up with a suspicious-looking smile.
This girl was quite the mysterious one…
I had no idea where she got her information from and could sense that she had strange connections from monts like now. Therefore, I thought that she was probably related to sothing on the level of the Kuzunoha Family. The problem was that I’d never even heard of anyone with Tachikawa for their surna.
"However, I can’t just do this for free since this is obviously such a yummy job."
i held up her index finger.
"Sure."
I prepared myself for what the terms would be. I was ready to accept whatever odd job she had!
"I want a lap pillow."
"…mm?
"Please give a lap pillow right here. Around thirty minutes or so will be enough."
"What?"
My thoughts froze for a mont as I remained uncomprehending of i’s words.
"Ah, no wait, you usually ask to do things like treating you to a movie or carrying your bags, don’t you?
"What are you talking about? I am getting you such a yummy job. Do you think money or ti can buy it? i is currently at the age where she yearns for human touch. She wants to be pampered."
"….so basically, you’re telling to pay with my body…?"
"Don’t talk like that, please."
Not surprisingly, i seed to feel embarrassed as she suddenly turned her face away from .
"So, what will you do? Will you give i a lap pillow or not?"
She started making small "tick, tick, tick" noises with her mouth as if she were setting a ti limit.
"…do I really need to do this?"
Even if most of them were parents and their children, it was currently the weekend and the park was full of people. Wasn’t i asking a bit much of ?
However, if I missed this opportunity, once the week started only the daily hell of having to carry two useless idiots would await .
"Damn it, do whatever you want!"
After resolving myself, I made a comfortable spot in my lap by slightly spreading and relaxing my knees.
"You’ve surrendered more readily than I expected, oniisan-senpai."
i gave a wicked smile and put her head on my lap, nuzzling her face into my belly with an "Uryaa–"
"Hey, wait, where do you think you’re putting your face!"
She was hitting various parts down there and I could even feel her warm breath perating and spreading through the area near my stomach…!
This was more than a lap pillow, wasn’t it!?
"Since you were brought up in a church, you don’t have any immunity against the opposite sex, oniisan-senpai…"
When I tried to twist free, i wrapped her arms around my waist and locked in place as if saying, "You think I’ll let you escape?"
"So I need to make sure you get your vaccinations and mark you so that you don’t get led astray by the girls in your team."
I didn’t know how serious she was being but she continued rubbing her head against an inappropriate part of my body while going, "Uriuri"
i eventually released after well past thirty minutes and in a good mood, promised to settle the matter concerning the spiritual disaster consultation room.
…sohow, I felt like I’d been toyed with by a woman as mischievous as a nine-tailed fox spirit that weekend.
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