Unleashed 3
A lich, a Paladin and a succubus walked into a forest. Although it seed like the beginning of a bad joke, this was currently Valeria, Fizzy and Xeras reality. The gno glanced up at the floating undead several tis before screwing up the courage to speak up.
Uh... uhm Valeria?
Hm? What is it, little one?
Why did you stand up for back there?
Oh that? I was simply doing my duty.
What duty?
What sort of worthless woman would let her future husbands precious little pet waste away like that? Youre so small, weak and fragile that I couldnt help myself.
Anger once again flared up in Fizzys eyes. The surge of rage that had been sowhat dispelled by the monsters ridiculously nad Operation TASTYCOCK had co back with full force. Not because she had been called a pet, the gno had already co to terms with that reality and accepted it as a fact. The reason she was angry was because this incorrigible pervert had taken pity on her.
No need to thank , said Valeria, adding more fuel to the fla.
The gnos grip on the handle of her improvised warhamr tightened and she grit her teeth. Just whose fault was it that she was feeling so miserable in the first place?! She wanted to take a swing at this stupid bitch and smash her teeth in. But she couldnt, her reason wouldnt let her. The difference in Status and Levels ant that act was the equivalent to suicide. Even if Paladins were the natural enemy of undead, liches were their antithesis and were well equipped to fight the living. So a fight between just the two of them at this stage was sure to end in the gnos demise.
Sorry to break this up, butted in Xera, but the Master has need of the lich.
Really?!
The yellow dots in the Valerias eyes almost beca heart-shaped for a mont.
Yes. Sothing about having to go back to that white tower, added Xera.
Then I shall return to my darlings side imdiately ~!
She bolted off back the way they ca from, twirling and spinning rrily through the air as she did so.
The reason Boxxy had called her back was because it wanted to return and retrieve its forgotten dagger. Even if it wouldnt be very useful against golems, that didnt an it could just leave it behind. However, that weapon was in the middle of a Blight-infested stretch of land crawling with the undead. If it didnt have to deal with those pests then it could make it there and back in half a day.
Which is where Valeria ca in. The lich had started bragging at length about her Skills shortly after she was recruited. The Lord of the Dead Skill in particular was what the Mimic was interested in. It was a Skill that appeared to be exclusive to liches, sothing no human Necromancer could ever hope to obtain.
According to Valeria, it not only strengthened all minions under her command, but also allowed her to dominate and control the feral undead that appeared naturally due to the Blight. If she was telling the truth, then she could direct those rotting vermin away from Boxxy, allowing the Mimic to travel unhindered. Doing so would not only allow her to rebuild her private army, but would also allow Fizzy plenty of ti to rest and recuperate.
The Mimic had determined that this course of action was the most efficient, and was not, as the delusional woman was assuming, going for a romantic moonlight walk.
Now that it was just Fizzy and Xera, the gno found herself temporarily at a loss.
You should get busy, suggested the succubus. If you drag my Master down with your poor performance then you will not be forgiven.
Ah Right. Th-then you will help hunt, right?
Haah, I suppose I should.
The two of them then road the sparsely forested area for a while before running across a large black bear. It was then charred even blacker by Xeras magic and died in an instant. Even if it was big and looked nacing, it was only a Level 20 beast. The gno took out her dagger and started carving up its at into appropriately sized steaks. She would then grill them up, eat her fill and preserve the rest with salt, courtesy of Boxxys Storage.
The succubus sat down on a nearby rock and rely watched the gno work with a vaguely dissatisfied look on her face. The Paladin noticed her glare, which made her feel a little uneasy.
D-Do you hate ? asked Fizzy in an effort to strike up a conversation.
Her choice of topic was perhaps a little weird, but the succubus was already feeling bored. Exciting and fun things happened all the ti whenever her beloved Master was around, but that also ant that things were incredibly dull whenever it wasnt. Therefore, she felt she might as well indulge the gno with a bit of idle chatter to kill ti.
I do.
Oh
Dont take it personally though. I dislike all mortals that arent Master. Also most of the immortals, now that I think about it.
I see.
Silence once again dominated the scene, broken up only by the wet sounds of a knife digging into flesh.
Can I ask what your real na is? continued the gno.
You know theres no truth to the myth you can control a demon if you know its na, right?
Th-thats not it! Its just your na isnt actually Snack, is it?!
Hmm Actually, youre right. It isnt. I should see if I can have it changed to that.
... Huh?!
I am my masters Snack. Is it really so wrong to have a na that reflects that?
You You like being eaten?!
No, I dont you foolish creature, said Xera. I love it. I adore it! I need it! Being devoured the instant I was back in the physical realm was the best welco back gift I couldve asked for! Hnnn! Just thinking about it is Mmmmnn!
Realization dawned on the gno as she watched the succubuss expression grow twisted by lust. Co to think of it, didnt this demon eagerly shout Do ! Do ! during this mornings incident?
That is why Im sure I will never lose to that uppity ghost. Master likes my flavor the best!
Thats not sothing to be proud about! retorted Fizzy inside her own head.
Still, that made it official. The number of incorrigible perverts around Boxxy was not 1, but 2. Actually, given this pattern, it was highly likely that the red demon was one as well. How co theyve all gathered around a monster that had absolutely no sex drive? That Mimic had made it clear it did not enjoy the act very much and simply used it as practice. A fact the gno was inclined to believe, given how it didnt assault her all this ti. If it wasnt for Valeria, she wouldnt even be in this situation where she feels disgusted to be inside her own body. Maybe she should just kill herself and-
Fizzy imdiately shook away the dangerous thought that crept itself inside her skull. She decided it would be best if she simply ignored that hopeless slut of a demon and resud preparing the bears at. After separating what looked to be the best pieces, Fizzy started a fire and grilled them roughly. She then gorged herself on as much of the tough, bland at as she could stomach and packaged the rest for later. It should last her for a few more days before it goes bad. Once she was done, she walked over to a random, soft-looking patch of grass and instantly fell asleep under Xeras watchful eye.
Fizzy partook in what could only be called the sleep of the dead. She was so tired, she couldnt even dream, let alone have nightmares. In fact, it wouldnt be a stretch to say that the real nightmare was when she was awake. But, at least for tonight, circumstances had conspired to let her enjoy a proper rest for the first ti since she was imprisoned. She slept from before sundown until well after sunrise, for a total of 13 hours.
The gno sprang to her feet the instant she regained consciousness and looked around in a sort of panic. She was so used to being woken up with violence hat her subconscious mind perceived her late, peaceful morning as sothing out of the norm. It took her a minute or so for the haziness to clear from her mind, and she cald down soon after. Looking around she saw the succubus was exactly where she was when Fizzy fell asleep - sitting idly on a nearby stump and staring off into the distance. The scorch marks in her surroundings suggested she had taken to flinging Fireballs to alleviate her boredom, although there were a few charred remains scattered around as well.
She didnt seem to notice the gno had woken up, so Fizzy greeted her to get her attention.
G-good morning.
Xeras eyes turned away from the unseen horizon and stared contemptuously at the pint-sized Paladin.
Oh, finally awake?
Y-yeah.
I hope you got plenty of rest and do not embarrass my Master.
I wont. Trust , upsetting Boxxy is the least- the last thing I want to do.
Hmmm, well so long as you understand.
And uh, wh- where is-
On its way back. I think theyll be here in about half an hour, so we better get back to the entrance.
Alright. You, um, you didnt do anything weird to while I slept, right?
Xera was the individual who was responsible for manipulating Fizzys mory in the first place, and she always did it after putting the gno to sleep with magic, so this was a very valid concern. One that Fizzys tired mind failed to take into account the night before. However, the succubus didnt answer her with words. She rely smiled mischievously before turning around and heading off toward the tall black spire in the distance.
Hey! You didnt do anything weird to , right?!
The worried Paladin kept asking the succubus over and over, but didnt get any response one way or the other. It was highly possible that Xera didnt do anything and was simply stringing the poor girl along just for kicks. However, Fizzy couldnt accept a naive answer like that. She searched through her mory in an effort to spot anything out of place, any ti she might have lost. Unfortunately, it was all there. The imprisonnt, the abuse, the violence, the horrible event that took place yesterday morning - all of it was vividly brought up.
She kept worrying over this until they made it back to the outskirts of the Spire of the Jade King. They arrived at roughly the sa spot where the group had split up the day before. Kora was already there, waiting for them while sitting down on the ground.
Yo!
She greeted the two with a wave of her hand. Her only hand.
Ack!
Fizzy recoiled in horror when she realized that mountain of muscle had been mutilated horribly. She was missing both left arms, half a right arm and most of her left leg. Large chunks of the left side torso had been ripped out, and both her magnificent horns were snapped off.
Are you okay?! What happened to you?!
Nothing much. I was just giving those golem guys a try to see how strong they were. I got a bit carried away and challenged 3 of them at once.
So? How were they? asked Xera, matter-of-factly.
Theyre hard, and faster than they look. I guess about Level 40, maybe 45. Theyre pretty good with those shields and the spears are quite bad as well, but those short swords are the worst. Theyre much sharper than they look.
She wiggled her stumps as if to prove a point.
Swords? What swords? asked Xera.
They pull them out from sowhere if you break their shafts. They get super pissed and start attacking like mad.
Shouldnt be a problem once the Master gets back.
Yeah. Wish itd hurry up already, though
How can you two be so calm?! shrieked Fizzy. Bitchface lost two arms and a leg, and you two are just-
You wanna die, you little shit?!
Waaah!
Koras strangely cheerful atmosphere disappeared in an instant as she let her bloodlust flow freely. Having been suddenly threatened like that, the gno could do little more than reflexively scream and jump behind Xera for cover.
Co on, shouted Kora, call that again! See what happens!
She stood up on one leg and took a few threatening hops towards Fizzy and the slightly sniggering succubus. Even if she only had about 60% of her body mass left, Kora was still as intimidating as ever.
Im sorry! Im sorry! I dont know what I said, but Im sorryyyy!
Like fuck you dont know! I told you to only call by my na, didnt I?!
But I did! Its Bitchface McWeaksauce, isnt it?! Huh?
Kora had grandly introduced herself yesterday, so Fizzy was dead sure she got her na right. So how co it didnt feel right? The fiend in question felt her anger subside for a bit due to the weird situation. Her eyes moved between the succubus and the gno, as if she was trying to piece sothing together.
You Your na was Corny Fizzle-sothing, right?
N-no. Its Cornhole Jizzbu cket?
...
Both of the confused won stared at each other with dumb expressions.
Kukukukuku!
The sudden silence was interrupted by Xera, who was unable to contain her laughter any longer.
Ahahahaha! she erupted. Hah hah haaaahahaha!
You whore! roared Kora. Ill get you back for this!
Having realized exactly which part of her mory was tampered with seed to dispel the effects of the Dreamweaver Skill from Fizzys mind. The implanted mories faded away and the real ones rose to the surface. The gno naturally realized that Xera had been ssing with her after all. A fact which caused her to snap.
Uhm, excuse , Koralenteprix? she asked with an almost innocent smile.
Having soone properly call her by na like that seed to drastically improve the fiends mood. She gave Fizzy a toothy smile while puffing out her chest.
Yep, thats !
Can you hold down Snack for , please?
You dont have to tell twice!
The fiend then jumped through the air and crashed right into the still giggling succubus, knocking them both down to the ground and pinning her under her weight. Fizzy then walked over to where the slightly stunned Xeras head was and took out her weapon.
*THWACK THWACK*
She repeatedly and rhythmically smashed the succubuss face in as Kora kept her pinned. Fizzy didnt hold back at all and really put her back into each swing.
*THWACK THWACK*
Both Kora and Xera were a Warlocks familiars. That ant two very important things. One - they were unable to go against direct orders, and two - re-summoning them would get rid of any and all injury, even death. Those two morsels of information were sothing that Boxxy explained to Fizzy and Val the day before. However, Fizzy had briefly forgotten about them from the shock of seeing Koras mutilated form.
*THWACK THWACK*
But now that she rembered, she rationalized that it was fine to kill the slut, right? Its what the masochistic bitch seed to want, so it was fine if she smashed her head open like a fucking tomato, right?!
She stopped after the sixth hit and held her bloodied wrench overhead. Was it really okay? She decided to ask Kora, just in case.
Its fine if I kill her to death, right?
I wouldnt if I were you, said Kora. The boss gets a bit mad if you make it waste MP like that.
Oh
I think shes good for 1 more hit though.
Oh!
*THWACK*
Fuuuuuu, exhaled Fizzy while relaxing her hands.
She put away her weapon and smiled weakly at Kora.
Thanks. I really needed that. Hitting things in the face is strangely relaxing, huh?
Even if violence was the main cause of the gnos stress, it might just prove to be the outlet she was looking for.
I know, right! I gotta say, you hit well for a pipsqueak!
Id appreciate if you stopped calling that.
I call em as I see em, pipsqueak. I an, youre so tiny you barely get up to my kneecaps!
Bet Im taller than you when youre on 0 HP.
Oh? Is that a challenge?
The bloodthirsty look in the fiends eye imdiately made Fizzy bow down on all fours with her forehead touching the ground. It was a magnificent grovel that would undoubtedly get 10 out of ten points if soone were to score it.
Im sorry! I got carried away and beca cocky! Please forgive , miss Koralenteprix! Maam!
Of course Kora couldnt actually kill the gno. Boxxy had given them both explicit orders to keep Fizzy alive. However, that didnt an the fiend couldnt bitchslap her for being an uppity cunt who didnt know her place.
Yeah, thats what I thought, pipsqueak.
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