Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares
The door to the Happy Fox swung open as two middle-aged n made their way inside the pub. The place had a very traditional and rustic style, clearly a place for the everyman to drink away their problems rather than so high-class venue. It was also well lit and had a Bard playing a cheerful tune on his lute in the corner, giving it a welcoming atmosphere. The newcors exchanged greetings and joking jabs with the other regulars on their way to their usual table. They sat on the wooden benches on either side of it and were quite eager to unwind after a hard days work.
Well, look what the goblin dragged in. Surprised you two can show your faces here after how you were behaving yesterday.
A smarmy brunette in a white and orange waitress uniform approached the two. Though her words were a bit rude and her tone rather harsh, that was mostly because of her strict personality rather than any sort of malice.
You know , Bernadette, the taller gentleman replied. I cant go a day without seeing your charming smile. Id love for it to be the first thing I see every day, if you catch my aning.
Knock it off, Kurt, his companion complained. Youre old enough to be her father.
So? I hear so girls love being spanked by daddy.
Do I need to get Bruno again?
Bernadette tilted her head towards the nearby wall, or more specifically towards the stone-faced dwarf leaning against it. His job was mostly to look an and discourage the patrons from acting up. One would think a dwarf lacked the necessary stature to be an effective bouncer at a human establishnt, but his log-like arms and legs made it abundantly clear he was not one to ss with. Soone that ripped was bound to have an absurd amount of STR and END.
Yeesh, I was only kidding, Kurt said defensively. No need to get physical.
Your getting physical is the problem here, she said sternly. Just because you know the owner doesnt give you free reign to do as you please. So keep your hands to yourself, or Bruno will break them so bad youll have to have Hans here wipe your ass.
Ugh Thanks for that ntal image, the other man groaned. Really does wonders for my appetite.
Speaking of which, are you going to order anything?
The black haired duo ordered a bottle of Frostbite Brandy each along with a large plate of assorted cheeses, fruits and ats. The waitress took their order and went to attend to the other patrons, leaving Kurt and Hans to talk amongst themselves.
Hehe, Bernadette was splendidly harsh today as well, the forr said jokingly.
Haaah. I dont get why you keep talking to her like that to be honest, his friend said with a tired sigh. You were always a bit of a womanizer but youve been going at it a lot more lately. What gives?
I just figure if Alex can chase after so sweet young thing then so can I.
What? Oh, you an that proposal incident? I heard the Soggy Princess shot him down right away though. Was pretty harsh about it, too.
Sure, but at least he had the balls to try.
Or the desperation, Hans rolled his eyes. Hes still a bachelor thats about to hit his forties, he shouldve known he stood no chance with soone like her.
Thats just it though. If he was actually desperate for companionship he would go for one of the old maids around town. Instead he aid for the unapproachable beauty who stalks the night like a fleeting dream. Er, or so they tell .
The woman they were talking about was soone who arrived in town about a month ago. A gorgeous young thing with flawless white skin like porcelain and bright red eyes like rubies. She clearly wasnt human given her pigntation and the shape of her ears, but that wasnt enough to dissuade potential suitors. The cold glares and her tendency to sneer and turn her nose up at people though, that was another story entirely. The rumors of her castrating a guy for trying to get too grabby with her also added to her unapproachable atmosphere.
Say what you will, but Alexs courage hasnt waned at all, Kurt added.
Yeah Not when it cos to won at least. Hes still useless in a fight.
And there goes my mood. Way to go, Hans.
Sorry. Didnt an to.
Alex, Kurt and Hans were a trio of war buddies, veteran foot soldiers that retired from service after the Empire lost to the Republic last year. One could argue that, even if they were getting on in years, the trio could still be of use to the Imperial army. Their bodies were fit and their wits sharp, both of them honed through many years of fighting against monsters, bandits and soldiers alike.
However, war was a filthy, horrible endeavor that chipped away at ones psyche, and the horrific things these three saw during the Calamity Conflict finally proved to be too much. The Empire had no need for soldiers who had lost the will to fight, as they were liabilities on the battlefield. The three were therefore discharged from service with a lump sum of gold to serve as their pension, though money did little to help any of them sleep better at night.
That was what the booze was for, and why Kurt and Hans were quite happy when Bernadette brought them their drinks and snacks. Granted, it wasnt easy for ex-soldiers with Levels in the high sixties to get drunk, but that was why the owner always made sure to reserve so dwarven liquor especially for them. It was a bit on the expensive side, but so things were more important than money. Like good company, crude jokes, and gossip, which was what these two started sharing once the ice-imbued liquor started flowing.
That Soggy Princess though, think shes one of them nosferatu folks? Hans asked at so point.
Nah, no way, Kurt said dismissively.
I an she only goes out at night and has those pointy ears and everything. And this town isnt all that far from the Alliance border.
Those guys are all ugly as sin though. Its like theyre not even human.
Well no, theyre not. Theyre nosferatu.
You know what I an! They look like a hobgoblins ballsack!
And youd know a lot about those, wouldnt you, Kurt? a third voice from the side chid in.
Who in the-?! Oh, hey Alex.
The missing mber of the unofficial local veterans club had just arrived, joining his two mates as they shared a light chuckle at Kurts expense. Unlike the other two with their short black hair, Alex was a shaggy and unkempt redhead. He was also the anest looking of the bunch, with a lean face that was more than a little rough around the edges. He also hadnt bothered shaving in a while, giving him a scruffy-looking stubble, yet another way he differed from his clean-shaven companions. His outfit consisted of a white undershirt, a brown tunic and a clean-looking apron, which was what he wore whenever he tended the bar.
He was on break right now though, so he ca over to see how his friends were doing.
Might I ask what you two idiots were talking about that led you to the topic of monster testicles?
Just wondering what the new girls deal is mostly, Hans said while munching on so jerky. I figure shes a nosferatu, but mister ball expert here claims shes too pretty for that.
Oh, you an Kaede?
If thats the Soggy Princess, then yes.
Incidentally, the girl had been given that slightly embarrassing nickna due to three publicly known facts - she was beautiful, a mber of the Wet Bandits, and she frequently used those 'Shower in a Bottle' things.
Talk so sense into this guy, Alex, Kurt butted in. Hes only heard about them nosferatu so he has no idea.
Youre both right, actually, the bearded ginger revealed. She is a nosferatu, just an uncharacteristically gorgeous one.
Oh. Arent we technically at war with those guys?
Co on, Kurt. You know better than to equate governnts with the people under them. Shes still figuring out her place in the world and was treated harshly in her holand. She just might decide the Empires a better place to live.
You sure seem to know a lot about her, Hans noted. How co?
Oh, thats because of the guild she joined - those Wet Bandit fellows? They didnt have a Level 50 Ranger instructor on hand so they had advance her Job. Showed her Appraisal results and so background info she provided.
They technically werent supposed to do that, but they owed Alex for the favor and the nosferata herself didnt seem to mind.
So you had a bit of one-on-one face ti with her, huh? Id probably fancy her too if I was in your shoes, Kurt comnted. How you handling the whole rejection thing by the way?
Not too bad. I kind of expected it to be honest.
Truthfully speaking, Alex had an inkling about the nosferatu peoples warped sense of beauty. Though human standards painted her as soone way out of his league, it should have been the opposite from Kaedes point of view, so he thought he stood a chance. Going straight to a marriage proposal was a stupid idea in retrospect, so he deserved all those an comnts she made about his various body odors.
Theres hope yet though, he continued. I think shes ward up to since then. Just last week I got her to giggle at a terrible bear pun I made.
Well! Good for you, man. I hope that works out.
Thanks, Hans.
I dunno, she seems like a high-maintenance girl, Kurt said while scratching his cheek. The inn lady said she bathes so much she practically installed a water heater in her room.
As if I care about that. Im not sure if youve noticed, but I run a pretty successful bar here.
The man called Alex wasnt always a soldier. He actually used to work for his family-run tavern business when he was young, so he knew a thing or two about serving custors. It was the only trade he knew besides living by the bow, so he bought this place with his retirent stipend, refurbished it and has been doing rather well for himself since then. The fact that this place was close to full almost every single night was testant enough to that.
I still say Bernadette would make for a much better wife, the other man insisted. Okay, shes not as pretty as a princess, but did you see those wide hips? Her strict attitude is the best, too!
Ive been aning to talk to you about that. I seriously need you to stop harassing her, even if its as a joke.
Im quite serious though.
Thats even worse! Look, I need to hire more waitresses, but your ongoing stupidity is giving this place a bad reputation. Its a small town, and people talk. Bad publicity is terrible for employee retention.
Look at you! Since when did you beco such an enterp entrep enterep a businessman?
Kurt, I think you should slow it down with the drinking, Hans said, grabbing the alcohol-filled cup out of his hands. You dont wanna cause problems for Alex after all the trouble he went through to get this place up and running, right?
No I spose not he slurred in response.
By the way, Alex? Have you tried asking this Kaede girl to work for you? Even if its only once in a while it should be a good excuse to spend ti with her.
Hmmmm I havent really thought about that. I doubt shed agree but I suppose its worth a shot. Actually, I think Ill go ask her right now.
It was around this ti she usually got ready to leave on Quests, so it was as good a chance as any.
Good luck. Ill make sure Kurt here doesnt go overboard.
Thanks again Hans, I owe you one.
Alex threw off his apron and told the rest of his staff hed be stepping out for a bit. He was the boss so doing this sort of thing once in a while was no big deal. He walked out of the Happy Fox and into the pleasant spring evening. The sun had already set, but the sky still carried so of its light. There was also a refreshing breeze completely devoid of any sort of wintry chill. The man walked briskly down the street, towards the inn he knew Kaede was staying at. On the way he realized him knowing so much about a girl that was technically only six years old was kind of creepy, but that was only if-
No It cant be
The mans confident stride and train of thought ca to a screeching halt. His entire body froze, his hair stood on end, cold sweat began to pour out of his face and palms, and his heart was beating so fast one would think it was trying to chant a Get The Fuck Out Of Here Spell. Forget moving, the man could barely even breathe. Yet when those yellow eyes swung his way, his instincts as an army scout took command of his body and hid him in a nearby alley before he could be seen.
The mans chest heaved rapidly, his Stealth Skill putting in so serious overti to mask the sound of his heavy breathing while his mind struggled to process what his eyes had told him. Did he really just see that? No, he definitely did. Or at least he thought he did. Part of him hoped dearly that was just a hallucination, as even going crazy would be preferable to eting that monster here and now. He was so paralyzed by fear that he couldnt even do a double take to confirm the situation.
Yet for better or for worse, he didnt need to. The exceedingly tall and heavily cloaked stranger that sent him into this panic attack casually strode past the alley he was in without paying him any attention. He could do nothing but watch as the source of his nightmares ever since the war strode idly by as if he owned the place. And worst of all, none of the other pedestrians - though there werent many - were paying this mass-murderer any heed. Alex was so confused about this situation that his facial expression would make his friend Kurt say sothing outrageous like you look like youve seen a banshee with a hard-on if he were to see it.
So when he finally noticed Kaede was walking side by side with that psychopath, he ended up blanking out completely. Next thing he knew, it was two hours later, and he was standing in a ditch several kiloters north of town. He had used his Ranger Job to track the towering terror that was the Sandman to this area. Hunters Mark ca in especially handy, as it was a Skill that could be used silently and stealthily to track a target over long distances.
As for why he had done so, he had no idea. All he knew was that he could not forgive that man for what hed done.
The reason why Alex and his two ex-squadmates had retired from the Imperial army was not due to combat fatigue wearing them down. That was probably part of it, but what ultimately broke their spirit could be attributed to a singular event. The three of them were part of the 8th Imperial Expeditionary Force, the vanguard that was supposed to secure the route to Fort Yimin in preparation for the main force. The sa people that were ambushed by the 3rd Republic Legions forces under the leadership of one Milo Faehorn. The Empires side suffered heavy losses in both manpower and supplies while inflicting almost none in return before the elven forces retreated.
That was not what Alex and the others had problems with though. Underhanded strategies like those were the only natural response the elves could make when they were being invaded by a superior military force. The fact that the Republic was able to pull that off despite the Imperials being wary of an ambush was simply a testant to their prowess when using such tactics. However, what happened later that night was completely removed from anything that could be called strategies or tactics. For it was the first ti the vigilante known as The Sandman appeared in the war.
And it was a massacre. Even if the damage this stranger inflicted upon the Empires forces was relatively minor in the grand sche of things, it was impossible for Alex to think of the casualties as just a statistic. He had seen n and won who were basically like family get slaughtered for seemingly no reason other than they were there. The horrors he witnessed as his comrades were torn limb from limb by that incarnation of terror had traumatized him deeply. It was so bad that his hands would shake uncontrollably whenever he gripped a bow, making him incapable of firing an arrow with any degree of accuracy. He also suffered from night terrors for several months. Focusing on his new pub and that pretty stranger had allowed him to take his mind off things as of late, but any progress hed made towards a full recovery was lost in an instant.
Yet here he was, chasing after the very thing that caused him and his comrades so much suffering. It was definitely idiotic, but at the sa ti it was not sothing he could just walk away from. Indeed, looking down at his hands he realized that they were perfectly still for the first ti in almost a year. Putting his palm over his chest to feel his heartbeat, he confird that he was no longer scared, rely excited.
In other words, while his mind hid in fear, his body had moved on its own. Gripping his fist and gritting his teeth, he peeked out of his hiding spot. His target had separated from Kaede almost imdiately after they left town and he followed him here, to the outskirts of an unremarkable patch of trees too small to be called a forest. Alex had seen Sandman disappear down a hole at the base of so great oak about forty minutes ago and had been inside since. Or so his Hunters Mark told him.
Figuring he had located so sort of hideout or lair, Alex began considering what to do with this information. Should he get Hans and Kurt and enlist their help? Those guys had just as many grievances with that psychopath as he did, and was absolutely certain they would lend him their strength. The three of them knew full well this Sandman was no warrior or soldier, just a sick bastard that used war as an excuse to satiate his bloodlust. Letting such a man roam free on their ho soil would only lead to tragedy.
The problem was that three old war dogs could not stand up to a killer as proficient as that. While they were no pushovers, their abilities were painfully average for soone of their Level. Realistically looking at it, they stood no chance against Sandman. But Alex knew of soone that did. A man nad Sigmund Law, who had recently beco the new Hero of the Hamr and subsequently claid the title of Grand Inquisitor. The forr soldier did not know this man personally, but he had heard the news of his exploits. According to them, Law was a hard-liner who accepted no compromise when it ca to bringing evildoers to justice, even if it ant making enemies of the nobility or other elents within the church. And this Sandman? He was an evil a bastard as one could get, and no amount of political maneuvering would save him from the new Hero of the Hamr.
Of course, whether the Grand Inquisitor would even answer his plea was debatable, but the odds were good. Rumors said the man recently adopted three little girls to look after, and that he was firm but kind when administering his duties. Soone who put the well-being of humanity as a whole above all else, exalting the righteous and pure of spirit while punishing the guilty. Surely a man of such noble qualities would not stand for a war criminal to walk free within the Empire. It wasnt clear how Kaede fit into all of this since Alex didnt think of her as a bad person, just a troubled kid from a different culture. Was she being tricked or manipulated sohow? Or was that her true nature?
Regardless of her circumstances it was probably best not to approach her with this idea. As for how Alex would get his ssage to the Hero himself, he rembered he had so old war buddies that signed up with the Inquisition. n and won that had seen what he, Hans and Kurt had witnessed yet kept fighting the good fight. People who were undoubtedly stronger than the three of them and would not hesitate to get their superiors to act. It still wasnt clear whether theyd arrive fast enough to catch the Sandman, or if they would co at all for that matter, but it was the best thing Alex could do in this situation.
So he slowly but surely slithered away from the hiding spot of his nesis and slinked off back to town. Whatever was about to happen, ti was of the essence, and Alexander Thorpe was soone who would make the most out of what he had. Sothing he demonstrated by focusing on the thought of finally being able to avenge his fallen comrades and fully devote himself to running the friendliest neighborhood pub in the province. It was a happy thought. Which was a good thing, considering it was to be his last.
*SPLORCH*
An invisible blade made out of ethereal ice pierced into his skull from above with a disgusting sound, freeing his tortured soul from his body without even giving him the chance to feel pain. The murder weapon was removed and the gaping head wound was webbed up before the body hit the ground. Wouldnt want all that nutritious blood and mushy brain bits from escaping, after all.
Master! I caught so dinner for you! Drea eagerly reported as she webbed up the corpse for transport.
Is it fresh?
Yup. Looks like a good one too.
Good, then bring it to .
The stalker was feeling quite pleased with herself. This particular specin looked like he had so reasonably well developed muscles, probably an adventurer or sothing. He was sure to be tasty, even if a bit on the skinny side. She even waited until he had cald down before she claid his life. Boxxy claid a humans taste would deteriorate if they struggled before they died, so she did everything she could to score so points with the man-eating monster.
And yes, that was rather important. The arachnid demon actually felt she was falling behind the others when it ca to currying Boxxys favor. Xera had helped deliver that alraune that was now acting as dungeon master, and Kora was doing her best collecting shinies from the Atlas of Dreams. Ambrosia had her nectar, and Fizzy had well, herself. The only thing Drea could do was secure fresh human at, so it was only natural shed do the best job she could.
That wasnt entirely true though. That golem Artificer had recently finished the Silk Weaver machine she had been working on for the longest while. The room-sized contraption could produce high-quality Demon Silk from the special spider thread that Drea made from all her food intake. The rare material was both useful and expensive, so Boxxy was naturally glad to have it. The only problem there was that the spinnerets that produced said webbing were located in Dreas butt, so it looked like she was pooping whenever she was strapped into that thing. It was so deeply embarrassing that the webstalker had to try extra hard not to think about it, which she accomplished by focusing on the other things she could do.
Such as keeping her Masters secrets safe and presenting it with tasty treats.
Oh! This one does look good!
And judging from the way said Master happily devoured the freshly slaughtered corpse with a delighted burp, she had done that part splendidly.
That was good timing too, Boxxy continued. I was just about to head back.
The hole-in-the-tree the shapeshifter was inhabiting was actually a node in its dungeon network, which it had established across Atica to help facilitate fast travel to certain areas of importance. This one would only stay here temporarily since it needed easy access to check on Kaedes progress. It technically didnt have to do that since the ring it gave her gave Mortir the ability to spy on her all he wanted, but it felt it was important to make sure she was taking her audition seriously. And once that was over with, it would reclaim the dungeon core and plant it sowhere else.
However, that was not the primary reason it ca here this ti around. It was actually just dropping in after completing its primary objective in this part of the world. The shapeshifter used Nexus Access to fling itself all the way over to Republic territory. More specifically, at the bottom of the ravine that was ho to Bitterhold. It left the not-so-creatively nad Bitterhole mini-dungeon and started climbing upwards as a spider-chest.
Stains guards, or to be more precise the guards that were Stain, greeted it with a wave of their hands as the monster made its way over to the wardens office. It of course made sure to switch back to its Sandman disguise first, just in case there were any unexpected visitors. Thankfully this didnt seem to be the case, so it could easily enter the overmind slis private quarters.
Well! *Slurp* Back so soon? she exclaid with an obscene tongue movent. I was not expecting you for another- *Slurp* -few days.
I have my ways. What matters is that I got more of that stuff you wanted.
Boxxy took out a large burlap sack from its Storage and handed it over to Stain. The sentient pile of pink goo eagerly accepted it and opened it, revealing that it was filled to the brim with countless tiny pieces of blue, purple and red crystals. She dropped a goopy hand into the coarse and sparkling sand as if to sample it.
Oh, how wonderful! *Slurp!* With this Ill have enough to last a year!
The material in question was a mostly useless mineral called almarite or archasite or sothing. Boxxy didnt know much about it, other than what it looked like and that Stain needed lots of the stuff for sothing. That was why it had Mortirs protege check on the huge deposit it found in nosferatu territory. It wasnt sure whether the strange crystals would be harmful at first, but once she had confird them safe, the shapeshifter wasted no ti in employing so aggressive excavation thods.
Might I ask why you asked to be on the lookout for that stuff? it inquired.
Hm? Oh, it just makes for an amazing additive to Hylt wine. Toxic to most living things but- *Slurp!* -absolutely delicious to !
Couldve had those Foundation guys do it for you if it was sothing of such importance.
In truth consuming this mineral also greatly accelerated the recovery rate of Stains lost or damaged sli cores, but that was her little secret.
Id rather not ask those guys any favors. *Slurp!* At least the stuff you want as paynt is simple to deliver.
The first batch of powderized mystery-quartz Boxxy delivered was rewarded with the knowledge of how to obtain an Ultimate Skill as a monster. According to Stain, it still required one hundred Levels, but not in a singular Job. For instance, the pink puddle herself was a Level 50 Sli and Level 50 Queen Sli, for a total of 100 Levels as a sli-based monster. aning that if Boxxy got Level 50 Doppelganger to go along with its Level 50 Mimic, it would have 100 flesh-shifter Levels, and would likely earn itself an Ultimate Skill.
That would still be a long way off though, as the Doppelganger Job was seriously dragging its feet once it pushed past Level 40. Those last ten Levels would take a long while, but it wasnt in a particular hurry. Well, at least not since that Edward matter was settled.
Then are you going to pay up or what? the shapeshifter insisted.
Of course, Stain said. Ive already prepared your paynt. *Slurp!* Its waiting for you outside this office.
Okay, good. By the way, is he supposed to be doing that?
Sandman pointed towards the naked bald man covered in sli in the corner, the individual that had once been the Gilded Hand operative called Hook. His eyes were wide open and darting all over the place and he seed to be trying to scream, but the transparent pink goo was preventing the rest of his body from moving. It was also silencing any noise he might have been making.
Dont mind him, hes just really stubborn so I had to- *Slurp!* -intensify his treatnt. Ill definitely break him though. *Slurp!* Eventually.
I see. Ill be going now. Goodbye, warden Stain.
Goodbye. Feel free to drop in if you have more of the good stuff!
Well see.
When Boxxy left the office it was greeted with a small pile of white rocks. More specifically, five kilograms of unrefined mithril, fresh from the mines. It wasnt particularly shiny, but Fizzy needed this stuff for her projects. Shed recently taken up the Blacksmith Job and was currently tackling mithril processing with so human golem-maker she t in the dwarven capital of Gun Tarum. Luckily the shapeshifter had another Nexus Access node nearby so it could go visit its partner whenever it wanted.
Which, incidentally, was right now, so it wasted no ti pocketing its earnings and leaving Bitterhold behind. As the massive cloaked figure of the Sandman departed, however, an elven prisoner kept a close eye on its back. The man abruptly dropped the load he was pretending to carry around and went over to the wardens quarters. He opened the door, only to find her draining six bottles of elven liquor into her goopy head at once. The way those upside-down glass containers were stuck in her looked almost like the worlds booziest crown.
A strangely fitting symbol of power for worlds goopiest sovereign.
Ugh, I really wish youd learn to knock, the sli groaned.
Yeah, sorry, the elf said. I just thought I saw a familiar face, so to speak. Was that Boxxy T. Morningwood?
Hm? Oh yeah. *Slurp!* It had a na like that, didnt it?
Huh. So it really is working for the Foundation?
Yep. Just like I told you. *Slurp!* Even has a codena. Agent Sandbox or sothing.
Unbelievable. I never thought that thing would do sothing like that. Then again, I suppose I cant really bla it.
There was a reason the old saying that went If you cant beat em - join em! was coined by a doppelganger. Which, incidentally, was this elfs true identity. An old, sour and experienced one that used to go by many nas, such as Reginald Namhel, Reggie, or Project Lighthouse, but a doppelganger nonetheless. He currently had sothing of an agreent with Stain to hide him from the Foundation, though the sli had no idea she was harboring soone plotting on bringing down her employer. Or maybe she did and didnt care. Reggie wasnt about to complain either way, so long as she maintained her end of the bargain.
I am surprised you know that- *Slurp!* -exceptional specin, Stain comnted.
You shouldnt be, though I would prefer it not find out that I am here. Things might get ugly.
Worry not. I dont have a reason to spill a secret. *Slurp!* Not for free anyway.
Reggie could respect that. Though he was under the influence back then, he had worked with Stain before, so he knew she was not one to back out of a deal without a very good reason. His main concern was what Boxxy would do if it found out he was here, as there was a chance that youngling would just sell him out to its new bosses. At the very least Reggie had sothing of a contingency plan should it co to that, though it was only to be used as a last resort.
After all, there was no telling how Boxxy would react if he revealed that the Foundation already knew the true identity of the Hero of Chaos. Would it rebel against them and try to eliminate them first because it felt threatened? Or maybe it would hide itself away and start its charade over from scratch? It might just let bygones be bygones and maintain the status quo. That last one was the best case scenario, but given that things track record, it was just as likely to unleash a Calamity upon Azurvale for shits and giggles. In the end, neither Reggie nor the Foundation knew what would happen if this information were to leak out, which was why both parties had elected to keep quiet about it.
However, unlike that bunch of shady elves, a doppelganger would not hesitate to roll that chest-shaped die should push co to shove.
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