Everybody Loves Large Chests Not a Chapter: Q&A session

Good news, everyone! Actaully there's no news, I just felt like channeling my inner Professor Farnsworth. That and I need so extra padding on this post to get over the minimum character length.

Now to the matter at hand - I've decided to open up another round of Q&A for people that have had questions spring up about this fiction since the last one, or maybe missed it or sothing. I'll answer each and every one of them to the best of my ability, though I reserve the right to give you an idiotic answer if you give an idiotic question.