Upheaval 2
Fizzy was standing completely still, making her seem like a simple albeit prohibitively expensive statue at first glance. She had her good arm raised above her head while gripping a rubber mallet, which had frozen mid-swing. Her face was one of intense focus, staring dead at a tal bolt sticking out of the side of a large, rectangular tal fra. Within those iron plates she was hamring into place was the automated silk-spinner chanism, the one she designed to take Dreas raw Demon Silk and weave it into easy to store spools of magical thread. Having only one arm made putting this contraption together a bit of a challenge and slowed her down considerably, but she still had a lot of fun building sothing original that she personally drew up the blueprints for.
As for the site she was building this room-sized machine, it was within the workshop that Boxxy had set up within the Dryads Domain. She had her own official residence within Azurvale, of course, but this hollowed-out Hylt tree had more or less beco her actual ho over the past few months. Her personal project, her Hero, and the only creatures she might dare to call friends were all drawn to this place. Ambrosia herself had shown to be surprisingly welcoming and hospitable ever since Fizzy was given a Bracelet of Allegiance that made the dungeon see her as an ally rather than an intruder. It wasnt a stretch to say that the golems entire life now revolved around this space.
Or at least, thats how it was until approximately 10 seconds ago.
The living statue suddenly began moving, her neck letting out uncharacteristically heavy groans of tal grinding against tal as her head turned to her left. Her focused expression slowly warped into a polite smile, one aid at the dryad that was currently standing within her new line of sight.
Im sorry, she said in a voice so quiet that Fizzy herself could barely hear it. What did you just say?
Ambrosias green eyes looked into the golems glimring ocular orbs, transmitting an array of pure sorrow straight into the forr gnos soul.
Im afraid milord has passed.
The dryads repeated words crashed into Fizzys thoughts like a battering ram attempting to burst open a castle gate.
Now, when you say passed, do you an that Boxxy has succeeded in so trial or test, or that it just dropped by the dungeon without noticing?
Milord Morningwood is dead, milady Fizzy, said Ambrosia.
You an just playing dead, right? You know Boxxy, so tricky and cunning and devious and-
No. Mine liege is definitely deceased. It is no more. It has ceased to be. Its expired and gone to et its maker. It is a late Mimic. Its a stiff, bereft of life and rests in piece. If it was buried sowhere then it would be pushing up the daisies. Boxxy is an ex-Mimic.
No No, it cant be! wailed Fizzy, still refusing to accept reality. It was just heading out to grab so stupid Wizard or sothing, how could so idiotic human actually kill it! Its impossible, I say! Theres no way Boxxy just died and left here!
The increasingly irrational golem fell to the ground and curled up in a fetal position, her tallic body shivering despite the fact she no longer felt cold.
This isnt happening, she muttered. This isnt happening. This isnt happening.
She had always believed Boxxy would outlive her. Never once did she doubt that, when the ti finally ca, she would be the first of the two to bite the big one. It wasnt an unreasonable assumption. After all, that absurd creature possessed a wickedness, malice and resourcefulness beyond anything Fizzy had thought possible. It managed to survive a literal Goddesss assault, for crying out loud. How could a puny mortal atbag ever hope to best such a thing?
In a mont of sothing resembling clarity, Fizzy silenced her frantic muttering in order to call Ambrosia out on her bullshit, but gave up before she even uttered another peep. She knew better than that. The brainwashed botanical bimbo would never say her liege was gone unless she was absolutely sure of it. Her ancient bearing kept her from freaking out and rolling around on the ground like a pathetic crybaby. To say she was handling the news significantly better than Fizzy would be an understatent.
The golem understood all of that, and yet she couldnt help but attempt to reject this new reality. The one where Boxxy - the only thing that was truly important to her - was no more. But no matter how hard she tried, all her wailing did was echo pointlessly through Ambrosias cavernous interior as Fizzys thrice-shattered mind grasped for sothing - anything to ground herself and give aning to her pathetic existence.
You know, there is a bright side to all this.
A voice identical to her own echoed within Fizzys head.
What?! she snapped back. What bright side could there possibly be to this!? Without Boxxy, Im nothing!
Thats not true, insisted Plus, the Parallel entity that she now shared a body with. You still got a kick-ass bod, a brain sharper than a porcupine made of razors and an arm swing like a catapult! And with that thing gone, you can finally do what you want! Youre free now!
Im free ?
Well yeah, its just that Look, to be honest, Hero or not, I never really liked that thing.
Even if Plus shared the sa body, and by extension mories, as Fizzy, she was still her own person, so to speak. While the two of them shared a lot of character traits, they still had sowhat divergent opinions on so topics. Plus, for example, lacked the sort of twisted attachnt that Fizzy had to Boxxy, so she was able to view the creature with a more critical eye.
Now, I know I wasnt there, she continued, but looking at your past I cant help but think that Boxxy was the one that royally fucked your forr life in the first place. Way I see it, if that thing had never entered your workshop, youd still be living peacefully in Erosa!
That wasnt living, Plus, stated the golem after a mont of silence. After I learned that my father and brother were gone, I was devastated. Food had no taste, the world had no colors, and I had to work myself to the bone from dawn till dusk just so I wouldnt cry myself to sleep at night. If I didnt have a promising disciple to keep distracted, I would have ended myself. Thats the sort of cowardly, pathetic atbag I was back then. Boxxy saved from that.
Right, okay, I can understand that, not to ntion the whole unjustly imprisoned part. It also seed to have accidentally avenged your family, which Im not going to complain about, but what about the beatings? The torture? The sleep deprivation? You had to live for almost a month without being allowed a single proper al or even a change of clothes, for Horatios sake!
B-b-b-but- Im stronger because of it!
Dont give that bullshit! That monster put you through all kinds of hell! It even violated you in passing! As if you were just an afterthought! Those are not the actions of a benefactor, Fizzy, and you owe it to yourself to realize that!
Pluss unnecessarily spirited speech caused the rock-solid faith that Fizzy had in her Hero to quiver and quake.
You may have a point there, she admitted out loud. But on the flip side, if it wasnt for Boxxy doing what it did, then neither of us would be where and who we are right now. I an, you wouldnt even exist if Boxxy hadnt co along when it did.
Oh. Yeah, there is that too, I suppose.
Heh, in a way, that chest is sort of like your father.
Ew.
Yeah, forget I said that. My point is that none of us have full control over our lives, no matter how much we like to think otherwise. Its actually frightening how little of it we have if you stop and think about it. The fact were even having this conversation here and now is the byproduct of a countless number of miracles, both large and small.
Alright, alright, enough with the existential crap! Youve made your point already!
And you have made yours. Youre right, Plus. Boxxy definitely treated like shit.
Thanks to Pluss interference, Fizzy had been able to get a handle on her emotions and calm herself down significantly. Her gnomish wit and abnormal thought patterns had helped her process her grief, while at the sa ti reassessing the brief-yet-turbulent relationship she had with Boxxy.
Did I enjoy being treated like a battle slave and mobile punching bag? Obviously not. It fucked up bad, I know that. If I was physically capable of dreaming, then Id probably have nightmares about it.
And the conclusion was that it hadnt been anywhere near as rosy as she had deluded herself into thinking. But at the sa ti, it was hard to deny how much she gained from it as well.
Am I stronger for it? Definitely. The way I am right now I no longer need to fear getting mugged, or ambushed by wolves. Not only that, but my abilities as an Artificer are incomparable.
There was more to it than that, though she couldnt bring herself to say it out loud. Naly that while her indentured service to Boxxy had been accompanied by much pain and suffering, she had eventually learned to find joy, serenity and purpose in it. The mories of those long nights where the Mimic carefully and gently polished her fra head-to-toe for hours on end would probably bring a blush to her cheeks if she still had blood. Or veins. Or a heart, for that matter.
So what are you trying to say, boss? asked Plus, who wasnt quite grasping the situation.
I guess that I have no strong feelings one way or the other, declared the conflicted golem. I wouldnt dare curse Boxxys na, nor do I particularly want to mourn for it. In fact, the only thing I feel I should do, is offer a brief prayer for the deceased. I owe at least that much to the Hero of Chaos I had sworn allegiance to.
Though if mory serves, you werent exactly in your right fra of mind when you did that.
Said the sentient voice in my head.
Ill just let you do your thing then.
Fizzy picked herself off the ground, went down to one knee, lowered her head, and closed her eyes in silent prayer. When she finished, she stood up with a different sort of air around her. Sowhere within the mithril orbs on her face was a certain glint. Not the spark of madness exhibited by a murderous psychopath desperately trying to please her shallow monster of an owner, but the fire of an individual determined to forge her future through her own strength, without clinging to the past. She was surprised to find that this newfound resolve made her feel strangely light-headed and full of energy, with a good deal of quiet relief mixed in there. It was as if an invisible chain that had been wrapped tight around her neck for years was no longer there.
A chain nad Boxxy T. Morningwood.
Are you really okay with just this much? asked Plus. I an you kind of stood up for your own torturer of a greedy murderbox back there
Its fine, replied Fizzy. You can bet your taphysical ass that Oliver certainly isnt paying Boxxy much heed anymore, right?
No, he wouldnt do sothing like that. Doesnt seem to be his style.
Exactly! So then why should I waste my own ti and energy obsessing over it when I could be seizing life by the balls and making it my bitch?! Thats what I said I wanted when I cast off my shell, in the first place, didnt I?!
Yeah!
So look out, world! Fizzy and her plus one are coming for you!
Alriiiight! You tell em sister! So where do we start?!
Thats, uh, a very good question, actually.
The golem let out a tired sigh as her sudden burst of hype deflated into nothingness. Now that she could do anything, she was drawing a blank as to what path to actually take. Actually, forget the path - she didnt even have a destination.
May I be of any assistance, milady Fizzy?
Ack!
The pint-sized Paladin jumped a bit in surprise. She had completely forgotten Ambrosia was still there. The soft, pitying look in her eyes made it abundantly clear she had witnessed Fizzys tantrum from earlier. But, being the shaless exhibitionist that she had beco, the forr gno actually felt a bit better now that she realized she had an audience all this ti. It made her feel less alone.
You seem troubled, continued the illogically large-chested plant lady. Perhaps I may be of so assistance?
Im just figuring out what I want to do with my new lease on life. I dont have a reason to stick around here anymore, but I dont have anywhere to go, either.
Thats not quite true, interjected Plus. You rember Jess, right? She said she and the rest of her gnomish posse are going to be shipping back to Horkensaft any day now. We might want to get in on that.
Right! I still need to get my arm fixed up! Also, reconnecting with my fellow inventors would be good for my craft. Peer review is vital to ensuring a new design is sound, after all. Alright, Ive decided! Ill accompany that puny atbag to the dwarven capital, get my arm fixed up, then see about getting myself tenure at the Ritz!
The Royal Institute of Technology, unofficially known as the Ritz, was the most prestigious Artificer-focused organization in the world. Well, that was partly due to it being the only such organization in existence, but it was still a highly exclusive institution that accepted nothing less than the best. And the way she was right now, Fizzy was certain she could grab their attention, and use them as a stepping stone to further her old, nearly forgotten ambition.
That of being the greatest tinkerer that ever lived.
My word! exclaid Ambrosia while clapping her hands together. So milady Fizzy will finally be leaving mine trunk and branches?!
Uh, yeah, seems that way, replied the golem with a curious look. You seem awfully excited by this prospect.
To be honest, I never cared for thy presence within mine and milords sanctum, stated the dryad bluntly. Both thou and thy creations art heavy, noisy, and unnatural. Not to ntion all the smoke youve been making - it hasnt been exactly pleasant, she added with a sharp glare.
Fizzy was made very much aware that, even though dungeon core was influencing Ambrosias perception of Boxxy and by extension its minions to the extent where she basically revered them, the golem herself was different. She was still an outsider, despite the Bracelet of Allegiance on her wrist.
Oh. Sorry. I was inconsiderate of your needs and took advantage of your hospitality, said the golem while bowing her head. Please forgive , I ant no offense.
Well, since thou apologized so sincerely, then I shall forgive thy transgressions, declared Ambrosia with a slight sneer.
Good one, comnted Plus. Not antagonizing the gigantic god-tree was definitely the right move.
I appreciate your understanding, continued Fizzy, however, there is one last thing I need to do before I go out.
The corners of Ambrosias eyes twitched a bit, but she maintained her overall amicable deanor.
Hey! What the heck are you doing?! asked Plus in a panic.
Im going to need money if I am to afford my repairs. A lot of it, actually. As such, I would like to take a certain amount of Boxxys treasure with .
Oh, right. Mithril is expensive as hell, isnt it?
Denied, ca the imdiate, ice-cold rejection. Milords collection is all that I have left of it, and I shall enshrine it within my body for as long as I am able.
Im not going to take all of it! insisted Fizzy. Just a bag or two! Three tops!
My word is final.
Whatever favor Fizzys respectful apology might have earned her was already spent, and the dryad was becoming increasingly annoyed with her guest. She had already made it abundantly clear that she did not appreciate Fizzy, and most likely only tolerated her because of Boxxy. But Boxxy wasnt here to keep her placated anymore, so the golem was left to fend for herself. And for all she knew, that was exactly how things were going to be from now on.
After all, while it was true that the Mimic may have kept her chained, in a manner of speaking, it also took care of her. It not only gave her a one-of-a-kind private workshop where she could work day and night without being disturbed, but also provided any and all materials she requested without uttering a single complaint. Not to ntion that, if she had to be completely honest, Boxxys reaction to Fizzy losing an arm made her profoundly happy. Even if she knew its motivations were entirely self-serving - that it only got mad because its shiny thing got banged up - she couldnt help but smile when she thought back to the scene of Keira thoroughly humiliating and dismantling that self-righteous heathen of a Hero. It served that bastard right for daring to permanently scar her glorious body.
But that was then, this was now. And right now, what Fizzy needed wasnt a fuzzy feeling in her spherical core, but an outrageous amount of capital.
You do realize the dungeon core brainwashed you, right? she asked.
Pardon? answered the dryad, as if refusing to believe her pointed ears.
You heard , she spoke up. The only reason you think so highly of Boxxy is because dungeon cores are designed to enslave monsters under their influence, twisting their will and their perception. And as dungeon master, you got the brunt of it.
I You-! Milord would never-!
Think about it! shouted Fizzy. Didnt your attitude towards Boxxy beco suddenly more accepting after you made that deal? Would you normally let soone like anywhere near your heartwood? You are so far gone, you probably think yourself to be its lover or sothing! Well guess what? You! Are! Wrong!
ENOUGH!
Ambrosia let out a powerful, shrieking voice that would have surely ruptured Fizzys eardrums if she still had those. It bounced off the walls of the wooden cavern, echoing forebodingly into the distance.
The dryad was ancient, so old that her tree predated the goddess whose blessing gave her sentience. That alone gave her a completely different perspective that no man nor monster could hope to attain. That was why she appeared to be so calm when she realized that the dungeon cores owner had been killed. It was an inevitability she had already steeled herself for, even before she agreed to becoming a dungeon master. And even though their relationship had only lasted for what should have been nothing more than the blink of an eye from her perspective, it was perhaps the most aningful period in her tiless existence.
And she had just been told that those feelings were nothing but a lie, an illusion conjured up by a glowing orb to keep her placated and obedient.
I never even considered it, she muttered while staring up at the shimring crystal in question, but now it certainly seems that way, doesnt it? I would have spent the rest of my days living a lie if it wasnt for you.
Youre very welc-
How dare you?! roared Ambrosia, cutting off Fizzys words. Why couldnt you let enjoy it, even if it was a lie?! You insufferable, miserable creature!
A series of green vines sprouted from the walls, ceiling, and floor. They wrapped around Fizzy in an instant, squeezing her so hard that it made her mithril fra creak and groan under the pressure, but it held itself together. Either unable or unwilling to crack her open, Ambrosia tossed her off the dungeons central platform, sending the golem plumting towards the ground. She banged her knees, elbow and head off the uneven, winding walls before colliding with the bottom of the cavern. A literal river of water poured down on top of Fizzy with a current so strong that even her heavy fra was swept away. The sentient lump of inorganic material was then violently ejected through one of the trees roots and into the old dilapidated sewers that Fizzy normally used as an entrance.
Once the current had subsided sowhat, the golem found herself lying flat on her face at the bottom of a completely flooded stone tunnel. Water continued rushed over her while debris of various shapes and sizes bounced off her anchored fra. She was in no mortal danger, of course, as she could neither drown nor rust, but her pitch-black surroundings were not exactly helpful. Neither was the idea of being subrged head-to-toe in centuries-old sewage particularly comforting. She struggled to regain her footing as the sheer volu of water crashing against her was trying its darndest to knock her down on her butt.
All while Plus whined incessantly in her head.
What the fuck, Fizzy?! Even if were strapped for cash there are better ways to go about it!
Things got a little out of hand, okay? she responded ntally.
She couldve crushed us easily if she really tried!
I was just trying to do her a favor so she wouldnt be so attached to Boxxys junk!
Oh. Well, good job on that, said Plus sarcastically. Im sure shes practically itching to give it to us now.
The flow of water began easing up sowhat as the two sides of the sa coin continued their ntal squabbles.
Hey! I dont need snark! Especially not from myself!
Its your own damn fault! You got way too emotional back there!
Yeah! Well-! I guess It seems Im not over Boxxys death as much as I thought I really didnt an to rub it in so much
Right, well, whats done is done. Just try and keep your shit together, yeah?
I know. I will.
By this point the dryads furious current had let up almost completely, and the water was steadily draining away and seeping into Azurvales newer sewage system. Fizzy stood in her spot, putting her disarrayed thoughts into order as the water level fell. Since she lacked a sense of touch and her eyes couldnt penetrate the darkness around her, she briefly wondered if she would even notice if the water would drop below her eye level. A pointless worry, as it turned out, since her ears had at one point loudly and clearly declared that the sounds they were picking up were no longer muffled by a mass of liquid. Splashing her arms and body a bit allowed the golem to confirm that the water had drained away down to about her waist level, at which point she began walking-
*DONNNNNN*
-straight into a wall.
Oh, right. I almost forgot - I have no idea where I am. Kinda wish I had one of those portable magic lights right about now.
Cmon, you can handle a little darkness, at least. You have a Spell that literally conjures a flash of light, rember?
Duh! Of course! Holy Light!
Fizzy bathed her fra in the brilliant yellow-green light of her magic. The Spells lingering magical charge illuminated the dark tunnel, bathing it in a multi-faceted shower of light that lasted for about half a second before disappearing completely.
Did you just see what I just saw?
Im pretty sure I did, yes! Holy Light!
The second burst of luminescence confird what both Plus and Fizzy had spotted just now. Naly the literal piles of gold and jewels that glistened just beneath the murky waters surface. It would appear that Ambrosia had been so outraged at the golems revelation, that she had flushed Boxxys hoard down the drain as well. In other words, Fizzy had succeeded in securing the necessary starting capital for her new adventure.
Yes! Just as planned! she exclaid triumphantly.
You planned this?
Well, no, not exactly. I had every intention of getting lucky, though! Bout ti this Champion of Chaos thing paid off, yknow?
The golem promptly activated Parallel One and had Plus light up the darkness with holy magic while she collected as much treasure as she could into one of the waterlogged treasure chests that had gotten caught up in the deluge.
Say, Fizzy, spoke up Plus in-between chants, should you be taking so much?
What, should I leave it here for the rats, then? answered the sa set of lips in an incredulous tone. Besides, Ive probably earned a lot of this!
No, I realize that, its just I have a bad feeling about this. I an youre essentially robbing Boxxy here.
So what? Its not like it needs this stuff anymore. I an, whats it gonna do? Co back as a Zombieganger and claim vengeance on us?
... Thats not a thing that exists, is it? asked Plus in a sowhat fearful tone.
No! Of course not! insisted Fizzy. Well, probably not. Its unlikely. Highly improbable to be sure.
So youre saying theres a non-zero chance of Boxxy rising from its grave and hunting us down in vengeance for pilfering its shinies.
The golems hands stopped as she briefly pondered that sentence while eyeing the literal sea of treasure before her, which was easily worth at least 200,000 GP. And that didnt account for all the loot that got washed away further down the ancient stone tunnel.
You know what, I think this is enough money to last us for a while.
Fizzy closed the half-filled wooden chests lid with a small click, hoisted it onto her shoulder and began walking away from the glittering coins and sparkling jewels without looking back.
Good call, boss, said Plus while nodding to herself. Good call.
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