Even If I’m Reborn as a Cute Dragon Girl, I Will Still Make a Harem Special Chapter: Interview, Azure Rose

Host: Good evening, ladies and gentlen. Thank you for tuning in to ‘A Date with Little Black’, our pri ti show at eight tonight. I am your host, Little Black. The sky is clear today and it’s another beautiful day. I’m glad you are able to watch our show in front of the Spectrum Stone today as promised. To thank our audience for their continuous support over the years, I have specially invited the presiding judge of the Luminous Judgent, Ramiele Xoey, who is also known as the Azure Rose, as our guest today. Here, Presiding Judge Xoey, say hello to everyone.

Xoey (with a cold face): Hello, everyone.

Host: It seems the Azure Rose of the Luminous Theocracy is still as cold as ever. As expected of the noble flower in the hearts of countless young people! No wonder why so of the youngsters would say things like ‘Please step on , Lady Xoey!’. Even an experienced fighter like can’t really hold myself back.

Xoey: You can tell those who have said these things to co find . I’ll definitely satisfy them. (The sound of ground getting crushed is heard at the scene).

Host: Ahem, ahem. We’ll talk about this later. We have invited Presiding Judge Xoey here today to further understand the shocking event that transpired in our sacred nation. I’m referring to the huge incident at the Whispering Square. According to our informant’s report, so criminals have blasphed against the Goddess statue by turning her from a D-cup to an A-cup. Is this true?

Xoey: It’s a rumor.

Host: But our informant reported that the criminals first beheaded the Goddess statue during the evening prayers. They returned the severed head under the pressure of His Holiness, the Pope, but sliced off the Goddess’ breasts when no one was looking and fled the scene. Is this true?

Xoey: Rumor.

Host: But according to our informant’s report, there were tens of thousands of witnesses on the scene at the ti. Is this true?

Xoey: ….May I ask for your informant’s surna first?

Host: Ahem, ahem, well…

Xoey: Ten thousand gold coins.

Host: Well… I’m a host with moral integrity, so I can’t be tempted by money.

Xoey: Fifty thousand.

Host (looking troubled): I have said that I can’t be tempted by money, but if you offer more…

Xoey: Oh, I see. Since you adhere to moral principles, then I shall stop tempting you with money.

Host: Ahem, I’m glad you understand, Your Honor.

Xoey: If you don’t turn in that person to the Luminous Judgent tomorrow morning before six, you can just wait to collect the dead bodies of your family mbers. Rest assured, as the Presiding Judge of the Luminous Judgent, I won’t kill innocent people indiscriminately. Your family shall be executed as infidels. After all, I’m only a servant of the Goddess and not a devil.

Host (with a pale face): I…understand.

Xoey: Regarding the incident that happened in Whispering Square, that was only a prank from soone with ill-intentions to turn a repeated rumor into a fact. They were only spreading rumors to undermine the stability of the nation. If everyone doesn’t believe , then I can swear by His Holiness’ morals. If I’m telling a lie here, then His Holiness the Pope is a totally helpless perverted lolicon.

Host: Since Your Honor has said so, we as the people of the Goddess can only believe it. After all, how could His Holiness the Pope be a perverted lolicon? Therefore, to those flat-chested fans among the Goddess’ believers— you can take back your disgusting sexual fantasies! Big ***** are justice! Next, I would like to ask Your Honor on how this matter is being handled?

Xoey: We have detained all 87,544 people who spread the false rumors. They were supposed to face severe interrogation, but since the Goddess is rciful, we will conduct long-term ideological education on them instead.

Host: Umm… how many people was that again?

Xoey: 87,544 people. (Showing a murderous face.) Do you have any problems with that?

Host: No…No.

Xoey: Do you have any other questions then? I still have 87,540 people to educate, so I am very busy.

Host: …I’m a little disillusioned (wipes sweat). I would like to ask about the two arrest warrants issued by His Holiness the Pope recently.

Xoey (looking impatient): What’s there to ask about an arrest warrant?

Host (takes out two wanted posters): Usually, there isn’t much to ask about arrest warrants, but these two… Let’s put aside the unprecedented high bounty of up to a hundred million gold coins, why are the faces of these wanted criminals censored? Is there any special reason behind it?

Xoey (hissing under her breath): Do I have to tell you that the Pope will keep getting struck by lightning if he doesn’t censor their faces?

Host: Did you say sothing, Your Honor?

Xoey: I said, can’t you guys do sothing useful for once and go find the criminals on the wanted posters? Where did you guys find so many questions? Are you all three-year-olds who only know to ask his mother questions all day long?

Host: But these wanted posters are all censored with mosaic, how can we look for them?

Xoey (exploded with rage): You can’t find them just because there’s mosaic over their faces?! If you guys don’t even have the ability to automatically filter out the mosaic, then how do you guys usually watch porno?!!

Host (cheek twitching): …Uhh… Okay then, let’s set this question aside first. In fact, the biggest teor shower in sixteen years was seen over the skies of Aeria just a few hours ago. Fortunately, they were stopped by the experts from the Luminous Church in ti so there weren’t any casualties. Is this incident related to the previous rumors about the criminals in any way? Is this another evil conspiracy?

Xoey: That was our saintess setting off so fireworks.

Host: Oh no, it didn’t look like fireworks no matter how you look at it…

Xoey: It was fireworks.

Host: But why didn’t I hear the fireworks exploding?

Xoey: Because you’re deaf.

Host: But why were the fireworks not beautiful at all?

Xoey: Because you’re blind.

Host: But why did so of us detect a significant increase in the concentration of magic power during that ti?

Xoey: …

Host: And why did the weather suddenly change? The cloudless sky suddenly turned dark with dense clouds at that ti. That shouldn’t be a natural phenonon.

Xoey: …

Host: Could it be that soone was casting a powerful magic?

Xoey: …

Host: Was the Pope casting his magic? Was his use of magic related to the incident ntioned earlier? Were the two people in the wanted posters his opponents? Please answer the questions, Your Honor.

Xoey: You know too much, can you co with ?

Host: Huh?!! Wait, we’re still broadcasting live! Is it a good idea for you to show the dark side of the Luminous Judgent to the audience?!

Xoey: Don’t worry, no one will dare to make any problem.

Host: It’s getting darker!! Ouch, wait! It hurts!! Don’t grab by my face, you’re going to shatter my skull!! Ladies and gentlen, that’s the end of ‘A Date With Little Black’! Thank you very much for watching! I’ll see you next ti when I get out of the prison! Goodbye!!