Evade The Hero and F Chapter 63

Chapter 63

RATH 63

TL: Eevee

8. If you do it, it works. (2)

#2 Their story: A certain teachers story

Uwuuuuu~ Im sleepy~

I gave myself a good stretch as my body bounced along with the carriages movents.

It was the first ti Id gone back ho in a long ti but all I got was nagging.

Really, even though Im considered quite the problem child among the elves, Im nothing compared to our princess.

I heard that the princess had been looking for soone since long ago, but to think Professor Nicerwin knew where that person was

Thanks to that the princess gave

an earful whether Id found any information or not and shook

down by my lapels.

And just before I got on the carriage to return to the academy, she told

to get that information no matter what.

Not caring about how I went about doing it, she ordered

to get that intel even if I had to kidnap Professor Nicerwin for it and shook

by my lapels again.

Because of that, my clothes that I only wore when I went out, my precious, precious robes neckline was stretched out and that saddened , but that sadness disappeared instantly when I saw the gold in the pouch the princess had slipped into my pocket as an appreciation fee.

Thats our princess for you.

Her ability to handle people as a leader is pure art.

After I tipped the driver thanks to my now-generously full purse I dropped my bags off in my room and looked over my workplace that I had returned to.

Mm, even though the schools technically on holiday it doesnt seem like much had changed.

Because in Yugrasia, students had to go to class even in the holidays!

Iya, I could honestly never have imagined it.

Since elves didnt study in institutionalised academies like this, at first I thought that all humans studied like this.

That there was a reason why humans could get stronger in such short periods of ti after all!

Was what Id thought, but as I saw other students on my way to the Elven Forest I realised that Yugrasia was a special case.

To the point that when I asked those other students whether they had class during the holidays, their faces that looked like theyd just heard a hilarious joke still remained in my mory!

The fact that their laughing faces briefly overlapped with the students of Yugrasia that were distraught and despairing was a secret that wasnt much of a secret.

And as I was about to open the door to the academy.

Oh, Professor Harian. Have you returned?

Mm? Y, yes?

The door suddenly opened first before I could open it myself.

And the person who had opened the door was the student council president!

Why was he out here at this ti?

Did Professor Nicerwin finally grow a conscience and let the students out without any strings attached?

Or did a parent complain like Miss Ariss father had a while back?

Miss Harian, were kind of in a hurry right now, so can we go first?

Ah, mhmm.

At a mysterious pressure I automatically nodded.

And as I moved aside from the door a bit, shortly afterwards countless students started running out and made a beeline for the main gates.

Wh, what the?

They had hurried footsteps, but at the sa ti, their footsteps were spirited.

What the heck, why would I feel spirit from people running away?

Was that possible?

As I blankly stared at the students leaving the academy leaving as if nothing was wrong, I went inside.

And what I saw was.

L, lil Muam?

I, I told you not to call

that

There was a corpse on the floor.

No, since it was alive it wouldnt be right to call it a corpse, but Muam was spreadeagled all over the floor as if he might as well have been a corpse.

Wh, what happened?

The strongest elentalist of the gnos.

I was taken aback at the sight of Muam collapsed on the ground, very unlike the man who was the contractor of the Spirit King of Water, but the man himself said as if nothing was wrong.

What do you an, what happened. I simply did my duty as expected of my line of work.

His appearance as he stood up with groan, clutching his hip, did not fit his appearance that seed younger than the students of this academy had he been human.

Although it did match his actual age.

Although he was younger than

he was still approaching his 50s, as I watched him stand up groaning ow my hips

No, but before that.

My duty? As expected of my line of work?

He did his job as he was expected to?

Our duties didnt even match our job specifications as teachers to begin with, but never mind that, this man looked like hed been completely and utterly thrashed?

Urk, yes. Thats what it was.

Muams actions as he stretched complaining how his body was sore all over were simply far too natural.

What happened with the students?

The sa daily routine as always. The students did their best to leave school, and we stopped them for the sake of learning.

So what lil Muams saying, you got beaten by the students?

Yes, and please stop calling

lil Muam.

Didnt you go too easy on them no matter how pitiful they were?

I asked sincerely as lil Muam grumbled.

Even I thought that keeping students in the academy to study (aka to fight) was far too depressing.

But all the new teachers in the academy were all here for sothing, and the person who had that sothing in his hands was Professor Nicerwin.

And what Professor Nicerwin wanted from us was for the students to beco able to break through our defence while we were holding nothing back.

Refusing that ant it would be very difficult for each of the parties to get what they wanted.

But perhaps because Muam was weak-hearted, he failed to achieve that.

If he wasnt, the contractor of the Spirit King of Water, and the strongest summoner of an entire race would never be beaten by students.

At least if Aris and the other god-class summoners beca second years, or even third years and beca experienced god-class summoners.

Or unless a swordsmaster appeared out of nowhere or sothing, it was impossible to break through that water barrier.

Not even the veteran soldiers Professors Maroon and Aruhan could break through lil Muams wall.

Well, I suppose thinking like that would be natural, wouldnt it?

But lil Muam brushed off my seriousness much too casually.

Wow seriously. An elf is worrying for you, you know!

Your salarys going to get cut?

Hm well, co tomorrow, I suspect that youll understand what Ive said, Professor Harian.

Even though I spun it for him, lil Muam ignored !

And he went back to his office just like that!

Hmph, what do I have to understand.

As I grumbled and went into my office for the first ti in a while, I started to prepare for the holiday lessons for tomorrow.

Before the castle walls closed, as I waved to lil Muam who was leaving, he shouted.

Youll really have to do your best tomorrow!

Hmph, Im not going to go easy on them!

I need to do my best until I hear the information on the person that the princess wants from Professor Nicerwin after all!

Because our princess is a great princess who makes sure to look after our wallets!

And the next day.

Uwiing?

-Contractor, as I thought, this academy is insane.

My contracted god, the God of the North Wind, Boreas, said sothing I heartily agreed with.

The sight in front of .

I understand that the students are charging to break through our defence.

But the red aura surrounding Ariss sword at the front probably isnt sword ki?

Isnt it a bit too bright compared to before the holidays when she was just shy of a swordsmaster?

And what happens if a person thats just short of becoming a swordsmaster steps forward to that peak?

Isnt the step after just before swordsmaster just a swordsmaster?

Aris, did you beco a hero of legend or sothing?!

W, wait a second, kids?

Although I tried to attempt dialogue in my bewildernt.

Weve got 20 minutes left, but since we dont know what might happen Ill make it quick!

Uwiit! Wait, dont talk while swinging that thing! Lets talk, talk!

The crimson sword aura shredded through Boreass wall of wind.

Way too simply and easily!

Boreas, put so power into it! If we cant last as long as Muam then thats an embarrassnt!

-Urrrrgh! I do not wish to be a god that loses to so Spirit King either!

Although Boreas was going hard at it with the wind, the mont his wind touched Ariss sword it was all shredded instantly.

And the other students were charging through those shredded gaps with extrely practiced motions!

Uwiiit! Lil Muam! You should have told

that Aris had beco a swordsmaster!

Whaddaya an just see for yourself!

I cannot lose as soon as I retuuuurrrnnnn!

We cant wait until the silver devil gets heeeeerrrree!

Among his brothers that were all gods of wind, Boreas was the wildest and most violent of them all.

As he started to commit his full power, a freezing blizzard appeared to obstruct Ariss path.

Swordsmaster, yes that swordsmaster!

A swordsmaster that not even our village has that many of, and not even the Princess has many of around her is in this academy!

But I cannot lose!

And three minutes later.

Thank you very much!

The student that was at the very back bowed his head to

before frantically running outside for the main gates.

Even though I was in the pri of my life as an elf, my body hurts all over.

But anyways how was I supposed to stop those students from now on?

I just got back from vacation, right?

When are the holidays going to end

And so, my short yet long holidays began.

***

Uyuuuuwuu

My desk which could boast a lot of space even with countless docunts piled on top of them was currently occupied with the tal bat that was lying sprawed on her belly, making a weird noise.

Speak properly.

Uwauhhhhhhuhhhuuwuu

She beca worse after I bothered to say sothing.

Youve had enough fun so far.

But stiiiiiillll~

Perhaps it was because her head was pointed towards the floor, her voice seed like it would reach into the ground.

If you keep doing that Ill roll you off.

As if this worked, she turned her body around and made her head face the sky.

And

Uwehuhhhahiieuuieieuwuwuuuu.

Thats still the sa!

Roll out!

Uwiit, whatre ya doing owner! I nearly fell off!

In an instant, I grabbed her body and flipped her off the desk, but she demonstrated her incredible reflexes that allowed her to beat up the students without missing a single one of them, by grabbing the edge of the desk to hold on.

I told you I was going to roll you off?

A weak goddess dats in a state of dejections gotta right to uwuhahuhahwu!

I have no idea just what the right to uwuhahuhahwu is supposed be a right for.

I have the right to do my work at my desk. And this room is my room! Therefore, I have the right to deny your right to uwuhahuhahwu!

Owner and I share one body! And therefore owners room is my room! And therefore I have the right to aahuhhuuahuhahaha!

Thats a different right to what you said before?

Itz alwight, cuz it ans the sa as a groan of despair!

At least you can talk.

Uwiit, I haveta be good at talking at least! Cuz Im now Im a NEET without any work!

Looking at this thing going waaahhh! And flailing around everywhere reminds

of an ani I saw back when I was young.

At the ti I saw that pink lifeform and had a sincere fear of having children.

Well, it wasnt till later I realised that fear wasnt one I would ever have to worry about.

Either way, to

who was trained under that pink lifeform, this level of a tantrum is nothing.

At the very least you need to yell Uwaaaaahhhhhn! Its Dan**s! ***bis! while yelling and screaming in that godawful voice!(1)

Holy shit, just thinking about its pissing

off!

Owner, owner? Im the one whos throwing a tantrum in front of ya right now, if ya think of so other weird kid and getting annoyed by yaself then I honestly have no idea how Im supposed ta react.

The tal bat grumbled and turned her head away slightly as if she was embarrassed to be throwing a tantrum by herself.

Its your fault for only throwing a tantrum of that level.

Uwiit, any further tantrum and muh face as a goddess doesnt stand!

A goddess that throws a tantrum, I doubt theres any except for a certain goddess of water.(2)

F so reason owners real well acquainted with those weird gods.

This is the power of subculture.

Oh thy who worries about thy fate as a NEET, I shall share with you a way to escape from the NEET.

Reawwy? Ya serious? The world that the kidsre all escaping freelys here, but I can weally do sumfin?

Indeed.

How? Hurry up and tell ! I need it naaoo!

I feel like I should hurry up and offer up a bowl of noodles with this uproar.

Its simple. The students standards are too high so you cant give them punishnt.

Annd?

Then its simple.

You just have to create an environnt where they must be punished.

Now dats a cweative idea!

Perhaps because its the academy of a fantasy world, but Yugrasia has quite a high level of freedom!

But inside there are things called rules, and they were all written in the student handbook they got on their first day of school, but what student ever reads those!

It is a fact of my past life that internet terms and conditions are sothing you just click I Agree and get on with!

Even if the world is different people remain the sa!

And so, from today onwards, were getting strict with the rules!

So cool, owners keeping the schools morals strict is so cool!

Even though I know theyre empty complints it still feels good.

Apologies to the students, but to make my work easier, you kids will have to keep this child occupied.