Chapter 169
< Evade the Hero and Flee! 169 #19. Life is a continuous escape (10)>
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Youve arrived.
Indeed
A young man with radiant golden locks and a face that anyone wouldve found handso was princess-carrying a beauty with pink hair.
Theres nothing to see here, though!
This man, who would have easily passed as a male lead in a movie, was none other than the damn cat that always wandered around my daughter. And the beauty in his embrace was none other than my dear daughter!
Dammit! Only I am allowed to carry my daughter like that, you know!
This damn cat bastard
I will overlook it this ti due to the current situation being what it is but next ti, I shall punish you with execution by the tal bat!
Euh-euk!
The cat punk started shuddering out of nowhere but that mustve been because my warning had gotten through to him.
-Wuiiing? But master, you havent said anything to him, tho?
-The thing is, your instinct will be the first to pick up any whiff of misfortune about to hit you.
-Hey, what are you implying about my tal bat state?!
What do you an, what Im implying? Youre basically the worst imaginable calamity to every lifeform in existence, excluding .
Well, now. Shall we get going, then?
Hold on Will it really be possible? To outwit a whole kingdom, I an. Is such a thing really doable?
The cat punk made a cramped face as if he was feeling a bit worried.
While looking at him, I made a confident expression and declared, Its just the security network of so backwater rural kingdom! Of course I cant break through it!
Eh?
The cat began tilting his head this way and that just then. He began frowning a little, his expression showing how confused he was. He mustve been wondering if his hearing played a trick on him.
Wait, you Did you just say that you cant break through this countrys security?
That I did.
Obviously. No matter how small, we were still talking about a kingdom here.
Even a dog would eat half in front of its ho before going back inside, so how much would a ruler of a kingdom eat before going back in? [1]
Just one word from said ruler could bring out countless combat personnel. Traps both physical and magical in nature were hidden everywhere, too. Yet you want
to break through them all?
Well, if it was
alone, then yes, I couldve done it but, with my daughter and other sundry dead weight weighing
down, itd be almost impossible.
What are you even talking about?! Didnt you say we will run away? But if you cant even break through their security network, how are we supposed to do that?!
The decibel of the cats voice grew louder and louder. But he had to co down from his agitated state and lower his voice when my daughter, still being carried in his arms, murmured in her sleep and squird around a little.
Were you trying to escape when you didnt have any ans to do so?
Of course not. Were still escaping, alright. However, its not against who you think.
Say what?
The cat now looked like he couldnt understand it at all.
Uh-huh, would you look at this idiot?
Since ti immorial, the most important thing to rember when trying to escape was making sure to differentiate between the one you were trying to escape from, and the one you didnt have to worry about.
Thinking that even those harmless folks were your enemies while trying to escape would only result in decreasing the range of your escape options!
Thats why you needed to strictly differentiate between your enemies and non-enemies.
Non-enemies were important existences that could potentially turn into your allies, after all.
Yes, were fleeing from this place, but we are not fleeing from this kingdom.
Huh?
Indeed, the ones Im trying to get away from are the agents of the empire and also the hero punk, not this kingdom.
Seeing that dazed look on the cats face, it seed that he had not even considered the simple fact of this kingdom not being our enemy.
Actually, this kingdom is our ally. Their goal is to capture and tie down the hero to them, after all.
I wanted to escape from the clutches of the evil hero. And this kingdoms princess wanted to make said evil hero as hers.
Our end goals were different, but our relationship was still what youd call symbiotic. Thats because the hero getting captured by the princess was the best outco for both her and for .
In that case, why did you even escape in this manner?
Its to ensure that the hero punk doesnt suspect anything.
From what I had observed from the heros behaviour until now, he seed to be under the impression that I was trying to escape from this country, not him.
Thats why he could even yap about escaping together with him or sothing earlier.
Rather than trying to evade him and flee, itll be far better to create an environnt where he cant escape himself.
Despite trying to run away several tis, I had experienced getting caught every single ti. Still, those experiences helped
realise sothing.
This hero punk wasnt tracking , but my daughters location, instead!
And after arriving in this kingdom, I watched him openly monitoring my daughter. Thats when I had an epiphany that this punk was using her to keep an eye on .
Thats why it was ti to use that against him.
Alright. All of you, use that hole to get to the other side. I addressed the cat while pointing at the doghole dug out ahead of ti.
What about you?
I still have sothing to do.
The bait to lure the hero had been cast, so now was ti to prepare a suitable rod to reel the fish in.
You should run into so soldiers when you reach the other side. But dont panic and follow their instructions.
Say what?
Ah, wait. You will need this, too.
I pulled out a fur hat from my inner pocket and put it on my daughters head. Her horns made noticeable protrusions on the hat, but I figured that no soldier would bother to point out the oddity in the current situation.
Hurry on, now! There isnt much ti. Hurry!
Got it
The cat then lightly shook my still-sleeping daughter to wake her up.
Well, then
If the hero finds us in the middle of all this, all my plans would go down the drain. Therefore, I hid myself in the shadows and quickly travelled towards the royal castles front gate.
Youve arrived, Sir Naruan.
The princess had already finished mobilising the knights and magicians and had them on standby next to the gate by the ti I got there.
All preparations are complete, Your Highness.
Is that so Even though I didnt want to believe it, it seems to have been true all along.
I can only apologise for my useless disciple, Your Highness.
No, please dont apologise, sir. Without you informing
ahead of ti, I wouldve been oblivious to it all, Sir Naruan.
A grieving beautiful woman was a sight for sore eyes, indeed.
But the overwhelming majority of beauties Ive encountered so far turned out to be crazy b*tches, so this sight failed to sufficiently tickle my sensibility.
Hang on a second. Even this princess was a crazy b*tch when judging by her actions, wasnt she?
We dont have much ti, Your Highness.
Of course.
The princess nodded, then issued a command. Countless agents of the kingdom filed out of the front gate and headed to where the doghole was located in the wall.
That hero punk always acted under the assumption of
trying to run away from him. He probably thought that covertly following
would be the best option for him in a situation like this one.
Thats why, in that very mont that I began planning my escape, the very first thing I did was to inform the princess that the hero was trying to run away from her. Then I promised to lend my aid to stop his escape attempt.
And the result of that cooperation was this!
Huh?
Hill erging from the doghole first stared at us, his brows shooting up high.
All sorts of magic had been cast already to cut off any noises from leaking out of this space. On top of this, an illusion spell also ensured that we couldnt be seen until they had fully erged from the doghole.
All thanks to these factors, the first thing Hill saw when he raised his head was an army of at least several thousand n!
Not getting shocked by this unbelievable spectacle would be strange, indeed!
Please co this way.
Hill couldnt even resist when so knights grabbed his arm from the side. Thats how he got caught first, then Selena the Elf was next. She displayed a similar reaction to Hill while getting dragged away by the knights.
Your Highness. I shall now move on to the next phase of the plan.
Yes. Thank you. Please toil a little bit longer for our sakes, Sir Naruan.
The princess added that shed definitely repay this kindness at a later stage, then slightly bowed her head before moving away.
Of course, I had no desire whatsoever to wait around for that repaynt.
Thats because I was not planning to return to this dang kingdom, no, the entire northern region for the rest of my life!
I an, look at that scene! This scene, that evokes a sense of deja vu in !
Years ago, it was
instead of the hero punk stuck inside a group similar to this one. And if I dally any longer, I would find myself in the exact sa situation as him, too.
As such I better join up with my daughter, already safely evacuated to elsewhere, and flee from this place!
Have a nice life, oh my dear disciple!
I wish you all the happiness in life with the Ice Cream princess by your side!
#12 Their circumstances: A certain heros circumstance.
Ah, sh*t. Im screwed.
The first thing I saw after crawling out of the doghole in the wall was the sight of the captured Hill and Selena.
And on top of that, the smiling face of the princess, too?!
Were you planning to go sowhere, Sir Hero?
A-ah, well, you see
The princesss smile was truly, breathtakingly beautiful. Well, she was called the most beautiful woman in the north by all the nearby kingdoms, after all.
Even the dragon tried to kidnap her based on her fa alone. Thats how beautiful she was!
I couldnt help but wonder what number of people whod love to see the smile of such a beauty. Mustve been super high. However, I was frozen stiff like a rock the mont I saw that smile.
Thats because Ive co to realise that, no matter how wonderful the smile of a beautiful woman was, itd co across as spookily eerie when a heavily-ard army of thousands, nay, tens of thousands, was serving as the backdrop.
I beg your pardon? Were you thinking of leaving and going sowhere, Sir Hero? All the while abandoning ?
Her blue hair and eyes seed to sparkle under the moonlight within the darkness. This scene was also srisingly beautiful, but even then, another instinctive realisation dawned on .
If I fail to escape from here, my life as I knew it would be over, in a variety of ways!
W-well, I was out strolling?
Oh, my! Is that so? What a coincidence, as I was also out strolling, Sir Hero. Would you like to accompany , then?
Strolling under the moonlight, with an army behind you?
Did she really think Id believe her?
H-hang on a minute. If that was true, then hell, wasnt that an even scarier prospect?
A-ahahaha, although itd be my honour, I was already thinking of ending the stroll and retiring for the night, Your Highness. Its unfortunate, but how about I take a rain check on your offer?
Yes, indeed it is unfortunate. Since Sir Hero erged from the hole I have created, I wanted to believe that you wished to see . Was I wrong, Sir Hero?
Heop!
I thought the instructor was responsible for that hole since the traces of the spirit lingered around it, but to think that the princess was responsible for the holes creation?!
In that case could it be?!
Is my instructor nearby, Your Highness?
Sir Naruan? He needed to attend to another matter and has left already, at least for the ti being, Sir Hero.
That ant he was here until not too long ago.
Dammit! I never imagined that hed join forces with the princess even in the middle of his own escape attempt!
It made sense, though, since the princess didnt know about the empire hotly pursuing the instructor even as we speak. It wouldve been a simple matter to scam her in that respect.
Dammit! How could I have failed to consider this possibility?!
Unfortunately, it seems that we will have to delay our stroll to another day as you said, Sir Hero. Well, then. Shall we return to the castle?
The pair of blue eyes gleaming under the moonlight was staring straight at .
I was now basically a frog trapped in front of a snake. I desperately thought about, What should I do to escape from here? but no useful solutions popped up in my head.
The nights in the north can get very cold, so its very inadvisable to stay outdoors for too long, Sir Hero. Especially more so when were in the middle of winter. Your comrades are waiting for you, so shall we return now?
The princess smiled demurely while extending her hand towards , but my feet didnt want to budge an inch. My whole body had beco paralysed from a pair of eyes even chillier than the cold winter winds of the north.
Goodness . Really now, Sir Hero. Youre unexpectedly high maintenance, arent you?
The princess demurely raised her hand, prompting the knights surrounding us to slowly close in on .
Dammit! Do I need to abandon Hill and Selena and make my escape from here alone?
But where should I even escape to?
I could use my power to fight back but the bitter truth was, a hero fighting against a kingdom for no logical reason would never be accepted by anyone.
Wait! Wasnt this, like, a justifiable act of self-defence?
N-no, that wouldnt work. Because of my instructors sche, the news of the princess marrying
has already spread to the rest of the continent as if its an undeniable fact, hasnt it?!
The current
basically looked like a hero trying to flee in the middle of the night after not wanting to take responsibility for his actions, after all!
So, if I resort to violence here Id be no different than a dead man walking, socially speaking.
Its over. My life its over!
But this happened right at that mont.
You want my help?
A voice of salvation reaching my ears, that was.
Eh?
Want my help or not?
I couldnt see her yet, but that voice was still way too familiar to my ears nonetheless.
Y-yeah!
Yeah what?
She replied in a displeased voice, prompting
to plead in a desperate cry. N-no, thats not it. Please help , dear Lady Mirua!
Alright, then. However you gotta help
track down the instructor, got that?
Yessir!
Right then, a black shadow suddenly popped out between Hill and Selena and enveloped them in the blink of an eye.
Uh? Huh?!
The soldiers next to them were getting flustered after their hostages were taken away. In the anti, the shadow that had swallowed up Hill and Selena popped up right next to
before spitting both of them out.
W-what was that?!
S-Sir Hero?
While Hill and Selena were panicking from how they suddenly ended up next to , Mirua finally revealed herself in the open and stared straight at . It was as if the army of thousands didnt even exist in her eyes.
Where is the instructor?
Sir Hero, may I ask who that woman is?
Was she curious about the identity of Mirua who suddenly appearing out of nowhere? Or was she curious about an unknown woman suddenly choosing to appear in front of ? Whatever it was, the princess in the distance spoke with a voice filled with skin-pricking coldness.
Instructor, where?
Sir Hero!
The quiet little voice coming from right next to , and the chilling voice coming from so distance away Duuuude, both of them were so bloody scary!
Mirua, it might be a better idea to get out of here first, dont you agree?
No, our instructor first.
Hes already gone! And we need to hurry after him! Thats why we gotta get out of here first and then talk!
Tch Thats why I ca first, but hes not here Mirua grumbled unhappily while pulling sothing small from her inner pocket. Then, she brought it close to her lips. Transfer.
That one word from her caused the surrounding space to distort and soon, the surrounding scenery also rapidly changed. Thats how I got to successfully escape from that deadly situation.
Slap, clack.
Eh?
Its only until we catch the instructor. You will be working under
until then.
Even though I got caught by soone else right afterwards!
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[1]: This is an old Korean idiom, and it ans that youd feel braver or have an upper hand while inside your ho turf.
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